such a beautiful shoot i can't resist

Fake Chats #106
  • Jimin: hyung, why did you have a gun in your bag?
  • Yoongi: why wouldn't I? How else do I get rid of persistent flirts who can't resist my beauty?
  • Jimin: did you just call yourself beautiful?
  • Yoongi: especially that Hopi kid. He doesn't know what rejection is.
  • Jimin: that's because you always humor him.
  • Yoongi: he's funny!
  • Jimin: so, you'd shoot the rest of us, but not Hopi-hyung?
  • Yoongi: oh, I'd shoot all of you. But Hopi would come back to life; probably reincarnate as Apollo or something.
  • Jimin:
  • Yoongi:
  • Jimin: no guns for you.
  • Yoongi: fine, whatever, I don't need one.
  • Jimin: no Apollo either.
  • Yoongi: don't you dare take away my Hopi.