Anyone remember MUDs? Multi-user dungeons? I played one of them once
The one I played had an offspring system that let two characters choose to create a playable child character that inherited from both parents. Didn’t even have to be two PCs, the difference between PCs and NPCs in the eyes of the system was so minor that it worked with NPCs and even between two NPCs.
The addition of this system is where everything went downhill and my slow descent into madness began.
For reasons I cannot recall, I decided that I really wanted to make a very specific hybrid race: a half-penguin, half-succubus PC. Neither of which are valid choices for character creation, but when you’ve got polymorph spells and time manipulation and a cursed magic item that transforms the wearer into a succubus/incubus, well… Even then, though, it seemed impossible at first. The obvious method would be to have a penguin bang a succubus, so I kidnapped some NPCs and polymorphed them - they were a couple already so it wasn’t hard to make them bang, even though one of them was a demon lady and the other was a talking penguin - but it only ever made more succubi. After enough tries to be sure that there wasn’t any RNG at work and some tests with different species (and a quick trip to the sewer to unload the failed children), I found the problem: if the succubus was the mother, the offspring wouldn’t inherit any of the penguin traits and would always be a full succubus. The issue now, of course, was getting a male succubus - an ordinarily impossible combination, as being turned into a succubus while male would normally also make you female, and being turned male while a succubus would normally also make you an incubus. Some more experimenting and sewer trips later, I found a specific order of spells and cursed magic item application that broke this rule, and had turned one of the NPCs into a male succubus - not an incubus, mind you, but specifically a succubus tagged as a male. So the only step remaining was turn myself into a penguin and cuck his wife to give birth to a half-penguin half-succubus, completely with tiny demon wings and everything.
In short, I committed unspeakable acts of depravity and fucked an NPC in front of his wife to make a prinny.
Anyways I’m told that I singlehandedly destroyed the server because there was no data for male succubi and the database got corrupted when I made one. good times