succes quotes

Andreil HC

• Neil loves collecting stuff now that he can keep it

• Andrew likes wearing Neil’s hoodies

• Like all the time

• Neil ACTUALLY has a sense of fashion now that he can have modern clothes that fit him

• Andrew is sheken

• Andrew knows everything about succulents

• like the plants

• One day he and Neil decide to go buy some plants or some shit

• And Neil goes on a whim and asks is they can have a cacti while pointing at a succulent

• And Andrew, never one to give up an opportunity, goes fucking OFF

• “That is not a cacti, it is an Aloe Polyphylla. It is a member of the Aloe family and this one have obvious sun burns on it leaves and under watering AND its overgrown its pot.“

• “okay … what about this one?”

• “Not that one either. It is a Pachyphytum Oviferum and it pretty much on the verge of death. There is no flower stem growing despite it being the end of spring, meaning a lack of nutrients, since it is its normal blooming time, and there it has had a lack of sunlight since the stem is all stretched out and the leaves are so far apart. There is a poor watering system here since the powder on its leaves, its sunscreen, is so splotchy, and the the tips are showing signs of rot. There are no holes in the bottom of this pot, so no drainage. The workers here must be complete fools since they used regular potting soil and since it retains to much water, they are pretty much drowning this plant. I almost feel bad for it.”


“What? I thought you wanted a plant.”

“You pick.”

“Fine, we’re getting this Echeveria Derendergii Blue since it looks the healthiest.”

• Neil will forever remember the day when Andrew revealed his love for succulents and proceeds to fill the entire apartment with them

• Andrew loves it, but he does go back to the store and leaves a very long and detailed lecture to the gardeners, all without changing expression

• After they retire from exy they open a nursery



5 Fear-based Habits You Can Drop Today

1. Headlines - the news is designed to keep us in a state of fear by constantly pushing narratives that don’t serve us. These stories fill our subconscious with fear-based imagery which affects the way we make decisions. After a week of not watching or reading the latest news you will notice a huge difference.

2. Gossiping - talking about people behind their backs, making up rumours about them or listening to others talk about them is a fear-based behaviour. Try being honest with the person to iron-out your issue with them or avoid them altogether. The time you spent gossiping is time you could invest in yourself.

3. Following - whether it’s the latest trends, other people’s advice or government officials - following others takes away your power. Create your own life: wear what makes you feel good, find a lifestyle that works for you and do what fulfils you. Follow your heart instead of other people and you will love your life.

4. Excuses - excuses sound best to those who are making them. When you don’t get what you want - try another way instead of giving up and making an excuse. There are no excuses - only justifications for why things haven’t gone your way. Making an excuse is easy - trying again is hard.

5. Opinions - behaving in a way that gives you the validation of others is a fear-based behaviour. If you are relying on someone’s opinion of you to bring you fulfilment - you are then their prisoner. Act in a way that serves and fulfils you - regardless of what anyone else says or thinks about it.

We are powerful beings with limitless potential - fear-based habits impose limitation on us and stop us from living the life we dream of. It will take time to remove these habits completely - but the first step is acknowledging that they’re present.

Fear can only limit you if you let it.

Peace & positive vibes.

Got a specific problem you need help with? Add me on Skype for a free consultation - :)

jinx: janna is not paid enough for this

ekko: whoa wait, she gets paid?

janna: 3.95 a minute, baby :’^)

ekko: am i missing out on something?

jinx: she gives the succ

ekko: is ? an emotion because i can feel it right now

janna: no, but “blue balls” sure is an emotion

ekko: ahri’s balls are actually an emotion? how…?

jinx: janna, you blew the wrong head this time

janna: … i’m out

If you want to be happy you must become a happiness seeker. You have to think about happiness, look for the happiness, seize the happiness and believe with all of your heart that you deserve happiness!