One time when I worked at subway this average looking guy came in. I ask him how he was and what i could get him.
All he does is show me his phone. It’s a nude photo of a woman and he says “what’s the first thing you notice about her”.
Like obviously the first thing I notice is her tits out but I just say. “she has a nice smile” and then he was like “you don’t think she’s wall eyed????”.
Like this woman (who he met on tinder) is blessing him with nudes and you go show it to a random person and complain about her eyes????????????