suburban addition


A cane, because my body is #Fucked.

And I need to be positive about it, so I’m in the market for the single most suburban white child name to give my cane just bc I can 

The options so far (these are full names, please address them as such to be respectful): 

- Destiny Kait’lynn Live Laugh Love (my fave at the moment)

- Meegan Keegan Reegan Deegan 

- Kennady Kynnady Kinadee 

- Tulip Rose Petal 

- Princess Shiny Eyes

- Lindesay Susan Aquarius

That’s all I’ve got for now, but if anyone has any more suggestions they would be appreciated!