A cane, because my body is #Fucked.
And I need to be positive about it, so I’m in the market for the single most suburban white child name to give my cane just bc I can
The options so far (these are full names, please address them as such to be respectful):
- Destiny Kait’lynn Live Laugh Love (my fave at the moment)
- Meegan Keegan Reegan Deegan
- Kennady Kynnady Kinadee
- Tulip Rose Petal
- Princess Shiny Eyes
- Lindesay Susan Aquarius
That’s all I’ve got for now, but if anyone has any more suggestions they would be appreciated!