subterranean lot


oh no, I can`t stop thinking that it happened after Megatron’s death T_T

I know that we, as a fandom, joke about Optimus Prime dying and coming back but lets be real here, Megatron doesn’t die. He just takes long naps enforced by serious injury. And sometimes death.

It’s fine, all you gotta do is dump his corpse in space/the ocean and he’ll be back (possibly as Galvatron/with a sick new paintjob/literally God) in like, a week.

And I didn’t even feel motivated to try and look up his deaths in comics. Has he been dying in IDW? I feel like he’s died or at least been assumed dead at least once. Maybe twice.

Anyways, the point is, don’t worry.

Dwarves I want to see:
  • Dwarves who are pale–not white, but pale, the way a lot of subterranean creatures are.
  • Dwarves who are sensitive to sunlight and would rather travel at night. Dwarves with incredible night vision in general.
  • Dwarves who can’t really tell individual humans and elves apart.
  • Dwarves whose companions think they’re good at haggling (of course they are, they’re a dwarf!)… only to find out that no, this dwarf is just an argumentative asshole.
  • “I thought you said you had a good sense of direction! You got us through that cave just fine!”
  • Dwarves who eat bugs and worms and lizards and mushrooms (because those things would be common underground) and are completely baffled by the fact that their human friends are grossed out by it.
  • Dwarves fighting hand-to-hand. Their companions being a little terrified when they see their tiny friend pick up an enemy and throw them. “Have you seen my usual weapon? It’s a giant hammer that’s as big as I am.”
  • Conversely, this conversation: “You use daggers? And a bow? I thought dwarves were primarily warriors?”
    “…that’s kind of racist.”

i accidentally chatficced at sam about UMY!honeyphos and gave us both feelings, so here you go:

meaghan: also: head canon that umy!hdew and xephos sleeping together was a complete accident
meaghan: xeph was lecturing at hdew’s university as a guest for the circle magic department, considered something of an expert, and it was held after hdew’s geomancy lecture in the same room

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