subterfuge collection

It would make such a fun game to follow Papierwaite and Yog Soggoth’s story between the time of Papierwaite’s defeat at the hands of Sameth and Maximus up to the time he unwittingly releases Skun-ka’pe from the Penal Zone. He’s had a good century to go on thrilling adventures; employing the fine art of subterfuge to collect the scattered toys and gain favour within the archaeological community…

I’m going to have to write this story myself, aren’t I?