PBG: Just bring McJones to me.

Jared: He said he wasn’t coming back into the Lava House.

PBG: Just tell him I said something.

Jared: Said what?

PBG: Anything factually inaccurate.

[Several Minutes Later]

McJones: [storms into the house, in a rage] I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?!

(Submitted by Anonymous)

“I don’t like Meghan because she is a lot of things that I don’t like about modern celebrities: self-important, charitable for appearances, vapid while trying to be seen as deep. One of the most important tasks for young royals to do is to make sure they are not classed as celebrities.“ - Submitted by Anonymous