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What went down in Gamer
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Marinette: dear diary, here's a description of some events that would have definitely been pretty cool to see
  • Marinette: but eh I guess there's no need to show that
  • Tikki: this isn't supposed to be a webisode so you'd better go do something now
  • Marinette: *goes to school*
  • Marinette: ok where is everybody
  • Alya: we're in the library preparing for the Super Smash competition that everybody knows about but you
  • Marinette: sounds contrived but okay
  • Alya: and if anybody beats Max they get to team up with that hot guy for the tournament
  • Marinette: MAX I WILL CRUSH YOU SO HARD THE SOUND OF YOUR DEFEAT WILL ECHO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SO THAT
  • Alya: why do I open my mouth ever
  • Marinette: THE FAR OFF WASTES OF THE KLAATU NEBULA THEY WILL FEEL THE MOMENT OF YOUR
  • Adrien: can I maybe forfeit my position in the tournament
  • Mr. Damocles: nope
  • Marinette: WILL RIP THE CONTROLLER OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR
  • Max: just take a controller and sit down please
  • Marinette: right gotcha
  • Max: you do actually know how to play this game right
  • Marinette: come on what do you take me for
  • Max: somebody who'd 100% be willing to enter a tournament for a game she knows nothing about if it would mean being with Adrien
  • Marinette: fair
  • Marinette: but I actually do know how to play this game
  • Max: oh noes
  • Marinette: *beats Max*
  • Max: that was it?
  • Max: with all that buildup I was expecting more echoing defeat and controller shoving
  • Marinette: don't tempt me
  • Max: yeah gotcha
  • Max: anyways imma go get akumatized now
  • Adrien: are you really just gonna let him
  • Marinette: yeah now come to my house
  • Adrien: Mr. Damocles this is terrifying
  • Adrien: is there really no way out of this situation
  • Mr. Damocles: nope
  • Hawkmoth: Gamer, the situation may not have turned out in your favor
  • Hawkmoth: but from now on you and I will be playing this game by our own rules
  • Max: nope sorry but playing with a modified system results in an automatic ban from participation in all future tournaments
  • Max: if we're doing this we're doing it properly
  • Hawkmoth: so you'll have to kill a bunch of people to level up before you can get a giant robot?
  • Max: yep
  • Hawkmoth: and if Ladybug and Chat Noir take you down
  • Max: they get their own giant robot, yes
  • Hawkmoth: will this result in more meaningless destruction
  • Max: probs
  • Hawkmoth: ok fine you've sold me
  • Max: great
  • Marinette: anyway Adrien welcome to my house and to my room where I definitely don't have 20,000 pictures of you
  • Adrien: eep
  • Tom and Sabine: *ship Adrienette*
  • Adrien: ok but can you not
  • Adrien: like it's clearly the most unhealthy pairing in the love square
  • Adrien: which is actually saying quite a lot
  • Adrien: it really could only ever work out if Marinette learned the difference between attraction and obsession
  • Sabine: shush it's an adorable pairing
  • Adrien: as someone who's literally part of that pairing I can attest that it defs isn't
  • Tom: do you want some food
  • Adrien: OMG YES PLEASE
  • Marinette: coolio let's eat it at the park
  • Adrien: disclaimer: the fact that I am eating croissants at a park with you is in no way a sign of interest, romantic or otherwise, in anything besides this delicious food
  • Marinette: yes please eat more of the food you look beautiful when eating it
  • Adrien: you're really starting to scare me Marinette
  • Gamer: AND SO AM I
  • Marinette: eep it's a giant robot!
  • Gamer: SEEK LOCATE DESTROY
  • Adrien: oh come ON that's such a blatant ripoff
  • Gamer: OBEY SUBMIT CONSUME
  • Adrien: rly is nobody gonna call him out on this
  • Marinette: we're running away now
  • Adrien: right
  • Marinette: oh and here have this charm bracelet
  • Adrien: wot
  • Marinette: look it's probs gonna be important or something
  • Marinette: I had to shoehorn it in somewhere there
  • Adrien: wait this robot is the perfect excuse
  • Adrien: *runs in the opposite direction*
  • Marinette: oh no he's gone
  • Marinette and Adrien: *transform*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight the robot*
  • Gamer: *levels up*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *ollie outy*
  • Ladybug: what if we take him to the stadium where the tournament's happening
  • Chat Noir: so he wrecks it and gets the tournament cancelled?
  • Chat Noir: yeah I'm very down with that idea rn
  • Ladybug: I just meant it would get him out of a crowded area
  • Chat Noir: oh right that
  • Ladybug: *arrives at stadium*
  • Chat Noir: *arrives at stadium*
  • Gamer: HEY GUYS
  • Chat Noir: oh no
  • Gamer: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMIN—
  • Chat Noir: yeah screw that
  • Chat Noir: *cataclysms*
  • Gamer: you may have destroyed my robot
  • Gamer: but you will be shocked and awed by my secret scheme
  • Gamer: where I will restore my robot from a save—
  • Ladybug: *punches Gamer in the face*
  • Gamer: wait I wasn't finished monolog—
  • Ladybug: oh hey I broke your glasses
  • Ladybug: and there goes your akuma
  • Gamer: so you won't get to pilot a giant robot then
  • Ladybug: WHAT
  • Ladybug: wait little butterfly come back here!
  • Gamer: it's not coming back
  • Ladybug: well maybe if it copies itself and affects thousands of people then I'll get to have a giant robot?
  • Hawkmoth: yeah nope
  • Hawkmoth: I am not filling Paris with thousands of giant robots
  • Hawkmoth: even I'm not that stupid
  • Ladybug: dammit
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly :(
  • Chat Noir: don't worry, you two can still get to kick butt in the tournament
  • Chat Noir: (Max, help me out here pls)
  • Max: yes, the tournament that you and I will defs be the two participants in and Adrien won't
  • Ladybug: I WILL KNOCK IN THEIR TEETH AND RIP OUT THEIR
  • Max: perfect! that's the spirit! we are totes gonna win
  • Chat Noir: phew, I thought I'd never escape
  • ROLL CREDITS
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Finally got my new badges printed! So here they are! (the HS logo and the Record logo were old ones)

We have the Scorpio logo, John’s Green Slime, Time logo, Betty Crocker fork, a Dirk panel, DUMB POINTY ANIME SHADES (Courtesy of tumblr user Viewtifulworld), Keep calm and whoops everyone is dead(can’t find source), Consume submit obey cease reproduction (I designed that myself[if anyone wants the design just shoot me an ask]), Lissandra from LOL, and lastly the gift art Anakira drew for me during Christmas (original picture here) !! uwu

HOMESTUCK HEADCANON COMPETITION: DAY 3 - BETA TROLLS

This is a competition for my followers! If you cosplay any of the beta trolls, submit a picture along with the name of the character. I’ll be accepting submissions for a week. The final day before midnight I will post the winners, my headcanons. One Karkat, one Aradia, one Tavros, one Sollux, one Nepeta, one Kanaya, one Terezi, one Vriska, one Equius, one Gamzee, one Eridan, one Feferi , and  some runners up! This is just for fun, but please, unless your humanstuck is very well developed, dont submit non grey pictures. You can win little prizes and get your cosplay featured/promoted on my blog! Anyone can enter, as long as your cosplay is legitimate. 

Rules:

This is for my followers only!

You can only submit one character and one picture, so choose wisely!

Prizes:

This is mostly just for fun and to promote your cosplay, but should you win a category, if you’d like, shoot me a message and I will send you three hand made homestuck key chains.

Additionally, you will get an automatic follow and will be added to my “follow forever” list which I will be posting once the categories are all compete.

Categories still to come: Guardians, Alpha trolls/ancestors (I dont expect to get submissions for every character, should this happen I will split it into two categories), Misc (the cherubs, sprites, doc scratch, PM, bec noir, etc etc)

Feel free to signal boost this so your friends can see/enter also!

SEND IN THOSE ENTRIES. SUBMIT. OBEY. CONSUME.