So, we find out there’s a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So—we go. And—it’s closed. So there’s me and my mates breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a dog, they’ve got this bloody great big rainbow tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a phial of vitriol, but the shop owner and his son… That’s a different story altogether. We had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
— Random adventurer overheard in the Quicksand.