Genji:It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Both stare at each other in silence.
Lúcio:…What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
DM: a death knight on a war horse approaches you guys
Thief (new player weirdly excited about dice rolls): ROLL FOR BADASSNESS
DM: sure why not *rolls a d20 and gets a 6*
DM: ok so this skeleton in leather armlr riding a donkey approaches you guys
Person A and B are roommates and have been for a while, comfortable enough to the point that they can casually wander around in each other’s clothing half dressed.
Person C, a newly made friend (and crush) of B’s, is visiting and is sitting in the living room when Person A walks out with Person B’s favorite shirt.
BONUS: Before Person A could talk, Person B walks out with only a towel and drags Person A back inside the room.
BONUSBONUS: Person B awkwardly explains their friendship with Person A, who makes several sexual comments about it to fluster B.
So, here is some backstory. We are playing Pathfinder The Iron Gods campaign. We have an elven sorceress/cleric, a human palidan, myself as an android magus, and a ratfolk (i forget her class). We had two new people join so we needed some way to introduce them. we each got a voucher for $1pp at the tavern/card hall. Our Rat decides to hex the dealer and wins. Suddenly an Asmurr bard catches the ratfolk and decided to team up by distracting the other players. I, the android, see a catfolk fighter drinking milk at the end of the bar. Androids have a +2 in intel and Dex and a -4 in Cha. Androids are also immune to mind status changes.
Me: Hello there, how would you like to make a bet. You seem like a proficient fighter and i noticed your interest in my Ratfolk friend. If I win, you have to join our group to figure out what happened to Khonner Bane. If you win, i’ll let you have fun with my friend.
CatCatfolk: Alright, im bored let’s do it. What is the bet?
Me: You have to beat me at a drinking contest. First to give up or pass out, loses.
Cat: *thinks about it, and how easily it will be to out drink the scrawny guy in front of her and how much fun it’ll be to chase the rat* Alright, deal.
DM okay so you two go at it for a while and the cat really starts wondering why he hasnt wvwn wavered at all. like, he is really knocking them back. After about 50 gold is spent on alcohol alone, she gives up.
Cat: howwww did you be*hic* beat me?
me: It’s impossible for me to get drunk. Welcome to the team.
You are the center of my mind, the deepest part of my heart. I can feel you in my bones. When everything went dark, you were the light that led me to the happiness I feel today. Every word, smile, laugh, or just a simple look into each other’s eyes gives me hope that happiness can be eternal, just like the love I feel for you.