omg the svenskevitser. love them. some of those are the same as norgeskämt (like the jesus one), see also: how do you sink a norwegian submarine? you swim down and knock on the door. why does the norwegian have his hands in his pockets? he's embarrased that his fingers are different lengths. why do norwegians live in round houses? so they don't have to vacuum the corners. how do you sink a norwegian submarine again? you knock on the door and they'll open and say "i'm not falling for that again"