Romance in the Dark Ages
DM: One of the guys sits down next to you and says, “Hey! You are beautiful! Would you like to get married?“
DM: (explaining to us) Hey, they got married before they did anything in those days.
Me: I’m going to flirt with him.
DM: Alright, roll to flirt.
Me, one success later, mustering all the medieval suavity I can: So, how many cows are you willing to pay my father~?