Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity. He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place- MACAVITY WASN’T THERE!

“Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats”

T.S. Eliot

For once in a long time you guys won’t be seeing a tale of my Wednesday night out in Metros and my general dip-shittedness and non-suavity being posted tomorrow as I’m not going out.

Nope. The most exciting thing I’ve done today is (poorly) trim my beard. Ugh.

In other news, I’m working on some personal posts as we speak which I’m unsure I can actually post. I mean, I want to, but I don’t know if I can.

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“Tom Felton Behind the Scenes for Fault Magazine”

Tom, why are you so sexy? Seriously, this is a man who always looks good and approachable. He’s got class, ruggedness, suavity (yes, it’s a word, I looked it up), and humor.