au where jim and bones are best friends (obviously) who do /everything/ together except have sex. they go to movies in the dead of night, get blackout drunk, visit each other at work (though that’s usually jim just getting hurt), and all sorts of other shit. jim’s pansexual and bones is bi, so everyone figures that they’re into each other. they’re constantly arguing with people who think they’re a couple (God no, he’s just my best friend! I mean, yeah, he’s fuckin hot, but we’re not together). they dont understand why everyone thinks that until jim is giggling like a little girl when bones starts dancing around campus with him and suddenly he realizes, that everyone thinks they’re a couple because they basically are, it seems like sometimes, and hey bones wanna see a movie and get chinese afterwards, except like maybe a date this time? everyone already thinks we are so why not give it a shot?

and that’s how Leonard H McCoy, M.D., PhD ends up marrying James T Kirk


This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates.


i. xo your face is all that i see.
ii. anything could happen i’ll give you anything you need.
iii. safe and sound in a tidal wave of mystery, you’ll still be standing next to me.
iv. all through the night keep with me forward all through the night.
v. chloroform why would i lie to you?
vi. black sheep i’ll send you my love on a wire.
vii. lovers in japan lovers, keep on the road you’re on.
viii. neutron star collision our love will be forever.
ix. heroes we could be heroes, just for one day.
x. plainsong sometimes you make me feel like i’m living at the edge of the world.
xi. radio i finally found you.
xii. it’s never over (oh orpheus) i will sing your name until you’re sick of me.
xiii. mirrors i’m looking right at the other half of me.