stve rogers

Anonymous said to askyourfavouriteotp:

M!A: Tony you are now officially pregnant with Steve’s baby with all the regular symptoms of a normal female pregnancy. ENJOY. /sparkle sparkle/

“…”

“Tony?”

“…”

“TONY!”

“…”

“Tony, I swear, if you don’t talk to me right n–”

“I can’t be pregnant, I don’t have the correct reproductive organs capable of bearing children.”

“That took you so long?”

“I had to analyze all possibilities, Steve.”

“Ladies and gentleman, that was Tony Stark, one of the smartest man alive. We are all doomed.”