Background: Nadarr (ME) a black dragonborn Paladin, D'ardaigh a pixie rogue, and Sandalius a human monk (splitting as DM for group reasons), are running a homebrew DnD 5e campaign where we are attempting to stabilize a Dwarven religious city that is being besieged by all manners of undead. The party was out in the farmland attempting to find supplies and survivors to bring back to the town center. By the end we found a cow, two dwarven children, and a dwarven baby, We were escorting them back when we found a third child. We play mostly 3rd person OOC, with the DM being the total story controller.
D'ardaigh (OOC): I roll to calm the child and ask them to come along with us. <Rolls Nat 20>
DM: You say “Hello–”, and are cut off by the child screaming “ADOPT ME!!!”, Roll to see if the child catches you.
<Rolls a 3 vs the DM 15> DM: the child hugs you close to her chest and holds onto you tight until the party gets into town
DM: You arrive in the town hall after a half hour of travel D'ardaigh you may attempt to escape.
<Rolls barely enough to escape>
DM: After a small struggle you escape and are chased by the young child who is yelling “MY PIXIE, MY PIXIE!”
Nadarr (OOC): I look to locate the other children’s parents and see about finding D'ardaigh. <Rolls and passes both challenges>
DM: You find the other children’s parents and look around to find D'ardaigh, you hear a commotion consisting of a child yelling “MY PIXIE, MY PIXIE!”
Nadarr (OOC): I walk up and see if i can find the child’s parents <Rolls 1>
DM: You look around the room and back to the child and think “Is this my kid?” Roll again to see if you can find the parents.
<Rolls 4> DM: You still cannot see the parents and now are desperately trying to remember if you have ever been with a dwarf before. Roll again,
<Rolls 17> DM: The Child looks around the crowd and points out a dwarven female and shouts “Mommy!”
Nadarr (OOC): I roll to see if I recognize her at all. <Rolls Nat 20>
DM: You fully recognize her as one of the women from your drunken days as a soldier, and she reveals to you that the child is indeed yours.
Nadarr(OOC and IC): (Complete stupified Silence)
DM: You are the Father!!
(Entire group has to stop playing due to laughter)
Now during Nadarr’s free time he will return to the city to visit his daughter.