stupidity leak!

anonymous asked:

Do you happen to have some tooth rottingly sweet fluff?

yeah heres my fluff tag xx

Have a Taste (I Want More) by songsofthespring (1/1 | 6,368 | Explicit)

Keith has a problem: he’s fallen in love with Lance. This is particularly troubling because he and Lance have been messing around in private, but Lance has made it obvious to Keith that this relationship is purely sexual. But Keith may not be able to hide his feelings from Lance for as long as he’d hoped.

Otherwise known as that fic where Keith pines and Lance and Keith are stupid.

The Feelings Leak by ThePackWantsTheD (1/1 | 2,709 | Teen And Up)

The bond was a side effect of being a Paladin that no one had expected. According to Coran all generations of Paladins were close, but bonds formed in very few. It was caused in one part by the mind melding that went into creating Voltron and in one part by the connection shared between the current Paladins.

Or: someone’s leaking affection for Lance all over the other Paladins and incorrect assumptions are made.

seeing him for the first time (again) by breadpoetsociety (1/1 | 1,539 | General)

“Who are you?” Keith demanded, excitedly putting his free hand to his cheek. “What’s your name?”

“Eat the cracker, Keith.”

“Did god send you? Are you an angel?” Keith didn’t look very frightened as this concept of being dead worked its way out of him. Lance ran a hand through his own hair, smiling wryly.

“Please, eat the cracker, Keith.”

“What’s your name?” Keith’s voice cracked, desperately, excitedly. “Please. Who are you?”

“My name is Lance,” Lance paused, nerves sitting uncomfortably in the bottom of his stomach– deep, in the part he never searched. He licked his lips and ran a hand through his unwashed hair. “I’m, um, I’m your fiancé.”

//temporary amnesia

Babysit Your Heart Out by opalfire (1/1 | 2,848 | Teen And Up)

In which Lance is amazing with kids, and Keith’s poor heart can’t handle it

There is no trans yellow
  • it’s late 2014
  • me and “friend” discussing new bionicles
  • he says Pohatu will have trans yellow parts
  • I know he is wrong
  • there is no trans yellow, only trans lime green


  • ffwd to early 2015
  • same jackass says skull scorpio will have trans yellow
  • getting real tired of his shit
  • there is no trans yellow, only trans lime green


  • ffwd to late 2015
  • jerkwad says this time will be different
  • uniter Pohatu will bring trans yellow
  • I’m shaking
  • there is no trans yellow, only trans lime green


  • now it’s early 2016
  • jerkass is adamant about Umarak the Destroyer’s trans yellow
  • I scream at him to get out of my room
  • crying on my bed now
  • I hear the wall crumble as Umarak the Destroyer enters my room
  • he is a gorgeous shade of trans lime green
  • trans yellow heathen bursts back into the room
  • locks eyes with Umarak
  • Umarak roars a mighty roar
  • idiot nonbeliever screams as the big, meaty, gear-operated claws tear his body apart
  • my tears are of joy now
  • I’m so happy
  • Umarak the Destroyer grabs me in his colossal claws
  • I’m so ready

There is no trans yellow, only trans lime green


Bucky is very capable cat that can manage and adapt to any mess he gets himself into (mostly, though help won’t hurt, usually there is quite a lot of mess)

(obviously my take on leaked Antman scene ;)

Joe Sugg & Oli White - Oli notices the hickeys on your neck

It was no secret that you and your boyfriend Joe of a year had sex, although sex was important to you, you weren’t the type of person who wanted to wait until marriage even though you did see yourself with a future with Joe it wasn’t too important to you.

Despite this you did get extremely awkward whenever a conversation would turn to questions about sex particularly around people you didn’t know but you had put this down to the fact that you were dating someone who was considered ‘famous’ and you didn’t want anything stupid to leak out even though Joe was never anything but perfect and romantic. Even so, even when your best friends would talk to you about it, you would feel your face heating up and butterflies in your stomach; it had always been this way which was why you never discussed openly with anyone your private life with Joe.

Hickeys were something that was quite rare for Joe, he knew how you felt about talking about things like that and sex so he tried to do his best to avoid the conversation altogether, Hickey’s were something that would create the conversation not avoid it. Joe avoided doing it but there had been a handful of times that when you woke up the morning after there would be bright red and sometimes purple marks on your body.

These particular marks had come from a drunken night two days ago, they were now at their worst as the full purple colour had come out so every time you left the house you had to use what seemed like a full tube of concealer and even then you felt self-conscious about people seeing the so you had been wearing a scarf non-stop but on this particular Sunday you and Joe had been in your pyjamas all day, you liked to do this at least once a month but it just so happened that the boys wanted to come round but this wasn’t going to make you dressed and since the whole make up situation of covering the hickeys up were part of your morning routine you had completely forgotten to do it and you hadn’t put a scarf around your neck.

You had your head on Joe’s lap as you lay outstretched, the other boys (Oli, Caspar, Mikey, Josh, Conor and Jack) were scattered out around the room, for a while the boys had all been muttering among themselves and every now and again they would start sniggering putting you on edge even though you didn’t know what they were laughing at. Suddenly your phone vibrates on your stomach, you pick it up and pull a face when you see it is a text from Oli who is sat a couple of metres away from you.

There is a simple back and forth conversation before Oli starts to talk about marks that are pretty damn nice, although you knew exactly what he was talking about you wanted to play dumb for a little longer not wanting to accept that you had forgotten to cover them up and this was likely what the boys were laughing at but as soon as Oli asked you if you and Joe had, had sex (Through emojis!) you couldn’t hold back the embarrassing squeal you had been holding back. You jump up into Joe’s arms to hide your bright red face before forcing your phone into his hand while the other guys laugh around you.

“You’re all dicks” Joe says with a small laugh rubbing your back in comforting circles

“You did it not us… well I hope you did it” Conor smirks

“Hey!” you yell lifting up your still warm face “What do you take me for?” you asks raising your eyebrows

“It’s alright baby they’re just jealous because they can’t get any” he winks down at you as you giggle

“Lets stop talking about this now” you plead before getting up to put a scarf around your neck to which the boys laugh at again.

“papa,” is her first text. 

it’s followed by, “i need you to come pick me up. mama isn’t answering.”

he doesn’t respond right away because he’s too busy being offended by the fact she’s asking for him only because her mother isn’t available, so a third message comes saying, “seriously. NOW. call me.”

and when he’s taking too long trying to figure out how to go from her text message to her contact info, sarada does him a favour and just calls him.

fortunately, sasuke knows how to at least answer a phone call. 

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