One of the tricks we’ve taught Oscar is to find Mittens. We started doing this because Oscar would always go looking for Mittens right before dinnertime, to make sure she wouldn’t be fucking up his dinner action.
Apparently he’s gotten too good at it, because last night we said “OSCAR WHERE’S THE CAT!!!?!?!?” and he ran into our room, slithered under the bed, and pulled out the cat bed with Mittens still sitting on it.
We should probably give that trick a rest for a while.