stupid walkers

There are two types of people in this world

People who say “I’m so BrenDONE with you”

And people who say “I’m so Josh DUN with you”

Which side of history will you be on?

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                                         "I’ve been to so many places around the world,
                                          but never been to a place as beautiful as this.”
                                         “I have. Everyday. Every morning I wake up
                                                                 and I look at you.”

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“Too many walkers… Guess we’re fucked, Carol.”
“Speaking of fucked: Do you regret that we never fucked our brains out?
Because I regret that we hadn’t fucked redneck-style.

[Don’t mind me, I’m just drowning my feelings in Caryl smut. If she makes a sex joke while they’re alone in Atlanta doing stuff and thangs, I’m gonna die, okay?]

Please don’t re-post, edit or claim as your own. Thank you.

Another AU

Outlast AU where everything is the same except Miles and Waylon tweet stupid updates throughout the entire game

Like:


“Just climbed through a vent. Lol.”

“Hiding in a locker from Chris Walker ;D #sneaky”

“New pet name: Darling”

justin : So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Zach:I did. I broke it…
Justin: No. No, you didn’t. Alex?
alex : Don’t look at me. Look at Montgomery
Montgomery : What?! I didn’t break it.
Bryce : Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Alex : Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Zach: Suspicious.
Alex : No, it’s not!
Montgomery : If it matters, probably not… Bryce was the last one to use it.
Bryce: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Alex : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Bryce: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Alex!
Zach : Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Justin .
Justin : No. Who broke it?
Alex : [whispering] justin , Clay’s been awfully quiet…
Clay : Really?!
Alex : Yeah, really!

justin : I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Needs Must When The Devil Strives

Ammy here. I have more writing for you, finally (this one isn’t the pirate AU, it’s just pain). I have a friend who gives me writing prompts and she just appeared in my inbox demanding that I make her cry.
So here we go!
Trigger Warnings:
 …none?
Summary: While destruction may have been his right, it didn’t mean he wanted to destroy things. He’d even done all he could to save Mana–but it seemed there was no escaping who he was. Now he realized the only way to save Mana was to destroy him.
Characters: Neah D. Campbell, Mana D. Campbell, Adam/Millennium Earl © Katsura Hoshino, two unknown exorcists © me

Sunlight played across the gray, cobblestone pavers, warming them enough that if there hadn’t been a press of people crammed into the streets, the two young men would’ve been able to see the waves of heats rising from their surface, or even to see those strange, silvery mirage-puddles that receded just as quickly as they approached.

But as it were, there was no way to see the heat.

It could only be felt, and felt it they did.

“It’s too hot.”

“You’re whining again, Neah,” his sibling commented, his lips pulling up in a teasing smile. “Sometimes I think you whine more than Wisely whines about her headaches.”

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a week ago, at 4am, I had the idea that for one reason or another the people in the Mount Massive Asylum acquire a baby from somewhere, and get damn protective. Eddie calls dibs on being the Dad, Dr Trager and Father Martin are the grandpas, everyone else is an uncle or nanny or something. Miles makes silly baby videos. Waylon is named mommy but doesn’t want to have anything to do with any of it. blaming greenekangaroo who not only encouraged me but gave me specific ideas as well… urgh… you can pinpoint the moment I stopped trying TuT

Daryl x Reader - Forgive me father for I have sinned ( 30 Days Series) [SMUT]

Previous chapters are avaiable on my masterlist ♥

Day 14: sex in the church

Fandom: The Walking Dead

Pairing: Daryl Dixon x Reader

Warning: SMUT (doggie style and a little bit of daddy kink…I REGRET NOTHING)

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO; SORRY FOR EVENTUAL ERRORS.

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Issues- Part Twenty Two

ISSUES

Negan x you

When the saviours turn up early Negan comes face to face with one of the secrets Rick has been keeping from him. His eldest daughter.

Warning

Swearing- as always & Threat of violence.

Word count- 1,094

Read previous parts- HERE

Part twenty two

“Stay in the god damn truck y/n” Negan shouted through the darkness. He knew me too well. “I fucking mean it”

Sitting back down but leaning forwards two of Negan’s men picked up whoever had been shot off of the ground and were now making their way back towards the trucks. Who was it? Not Negan. Thats all you need to care about. Negan is safe.

Looking back towards the road whoever was on the bike was now pinned down onto the floor by several of Negan’s men.

Movement at the next truck caught my attention.

Holy shit

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