Chronicles of the stupid things that happen in my life (Part ¡Dos!)
Me and friend: *yelling at each other over text in all caps about how Gal Gadot, Adrienne Armstrong, Scarlett Johansson, Brittney Cade, Beyoncé, Sara Rose, and Sandra Alva are all ridiculously attractive and are gifts to this Earth that we don’t deserve because they’re amazing and this world has gone to shit*
Me: REMEMBER THAT SHOW GO DIEGO GO? I HAD A CRUSH ON DIEGO’S OLDER SISTER.
Friend: OML, SAME, SHE WAS CUTE
Me: ALSO, DORA THE EXPLORER’S HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A FOOTBALL, BUT THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT.