“What do you like?”
“Music. Numbers. Equations. They’re not like words. They … they don’t get mixed up.”
“If only you could talk to girls in equations.”
There was a long silence, and then, eyes trained on the notch they’d created in the link, Wylan said, “Just girls?”
Jesper restrained a grin. “No. Not just girls.”
Okay, I have a shift at the hospital so I'll let the two of you talk alone. See ya later!
Love you mama!
So... you're really not my biological mom, right?
No! Oh gosh no. I only helped your mommy give birth to you. And I picked out your glasses when Sakura was worried why you haven't started reading yet.
What relationship do we have, then?
I'm not good with children but... I could be your aunt! I'd love to be your aunt actually, you get to enjoy all the pleasures of spoiling a kid without having to push it out of your body, forever ruining your vagina in the process... (Sarada freezes)
Never say never, that's my motto babe~
Shut up! All of this is your fault anyway!
(still coping with the v-word) Mama suddenly doesn't seem so dirty.
I wouldn't be so sure about that either kiddo, have you ever heard her and Sasuke-
(dragging him by the ear out of the room) I said shut up!