stupid shit i'm trying to make

I cant believe there’s some North American 15-years-old kid out there with like 2 friends, limited experience of the world, who spends too much time on the internet and has never opened an history book that makes a post on tumblr.com saying stupid shit while trying to pass for WokeTM and y'all (grown ups who should know better) are really actually listening to them

anonymous asked:

Oh my god A Knight Rider AU would be awesome

Right? I want one but now I’m working on like five things at once! But also, Knight Rider AU.

Like on the one hand there’s Stiles as KITT, annoying Derek to no end and making tons of sexual innuendos, but then I’ve also been thinking about the reverse. Stiles trying to take his car to do fun and truly stupid things with Scott, and DEREK the grumpy AI just refusing to let him do anything he deems unsafe or stupid.

“Dude, turn left, the bonfire is back that way!”

“I know, my stupid car won’t let me!”

“Stiles, do I need to remind you how badly it went last time you went to a party? Broken leg.”

“Derek, shut up!”

HetaTube: Making Satanic Food
  • Turkey: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to my glorious cooking channel that I share with both France and China! Since all of you guys know how great and amazing I am at cooking my dishes, a lot of you ask for me to make something unique and challenging today, and so I've decided to make Pop Tarts... this is going to be fucking horrible.
  • Turkey: Okay, so I looked up the ingredients and stuff I need to get, and I don't have most of it, thus why I've decided to be a great friend and steal shit from Francy! Now I'm ready to bake diabetes!
  • Turkey: I have no idea what I'm doing and cooking for once in my life- gah! Goddamit, some of the flour went on the counter! And... wait... is it supposed to look like this?? ... fuck.
  • Turkey: man, this is a lot of stuff. Good thing I'm using France's shit or I'll lose money for making fucking rectangles.
  • Turkey: I tried to make good-looking rectangles but they look like some unknown geometry shape. I'm trying to make them look like rectangles now and seal them... not doing great though... shit- Fuck I broke it!
  • Turkey: Okay, now they're in the oven and I'm waiting for them to bake. It's taking so long... I can't believe I skipped lunch and bugging Greece for this disaster.
  • Turkey: and finally they're done! They actually look pretty decent, if I say so myself! And now, to taste them! *takes a bite* ... it's so sugary... and hard... what the fuck am I eating????
  • Turkey: heya guys, so due to my stupid Asian-ass, I don't want to waste even the most shit-tasting/looking food, so I'm leaving it in the meeting room for some poor soul to try and not die from it- hey, America's eating it...

Jennie says she killed Michael because she didn’t want to bring the love triangle back. Basically saying if Jane had gained feelings for Rafael again while with Michael she would have seemed fickle. People think this means she would have gone back to Rafael either way, but Jennie also said at the end of S2 Jane made a choice and that choice stood for something. She wanted her to stick to it which is why she married Michael.

How can you now act like that marriage didn’t mean anything? If Jafael was always the plan Jane and Michael should have never gotten married. What the fuck was the point of ALL of S2. You marrying them just to kill him off and go back to Jafael is stupid. You could have literally killed Michael at anytime before they got back together, but you chose to show them as soulmates and now are trying to spin it like Jane and Rafael were always meant to be…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TRUTH JENNIE BECAUSE YOU DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE.

anonymous asked:

"I'm not a racist" I hate this default. It doesn't matter if you're an orphan feeding, cancer curing, peace making giant with twenty golden hearts. Racism is something we are capable of as human beings and even the "best" of us fuck up. It's indefensible. I appreciate how you make the distinction between people who say racist things and are quick to apologize and try harder, and those who just get stupid mad.

Yeah, you really don’t have to defend your racist shit. It’s so easy to just say my bad and then move on.

you know………….my dumb ass realized……….that dio is literally…….my character……….and if i don’t like how they are……..i can change them…………why did no one tell me this

anonymous asked:

Thomas, trying to follow Alex by jumping across fucking walls: "this stupid, beautiful asshole, making me trek across jungles, I'm going to murder him."

THOMAS THROWING HIS SMOL BF UP TO LEDGES AND SHIT
WATCHING SCALE WALLS LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER MONKEY

anonymous asked:

Hello! So I am absolutely terrible at arguing, but my OC is not supposed to be. He is way more persuasive and clever than I am, and he can easily win a debate, so how can I RP someone who is far above my level? I'm afraid of writing weak arguments that will make him look stupid.

It’s actually really easy to be good at arguments and debates, especially if you’re in an rp setting and can make shit up. :D Here are some personal tips from me on how to construct an argument. Remember the PEA! Point, evidence, analysis. Before constructing any argument, try to know what your point is. Try to write a topic sentence, as concise as possible, like “The Avengers will kick the X-Men ass in a battle located in New York City”. Evidence! Try to have at least three pieces of evidence possible in order to back up your point, and always analyze this evidence afterwards. “Because The Avengers have Captain America” Evidence! “Who really has a nice ass and no one can beat his ass cause he has the best one, duh!” Analysis! “Because Wolverine will totally help the Avengers. As seen in graphic novel blah blah blah, Wolverine’s loyalty lies with the Avengers and not with the X-Men.” That’s basically how I would do it in any sort of essay writing slash pseudo debate scenario. 

Here are some links to help you with constructing arguments:

Depending on how you want to play your character, there are a lot of ways to be persuasive. Your character can be more intellectual, coming up with good points to persuade someone to do good. Or, your character can be cunning and achieve it through subtle psychological hints and body language. For example, if you’re drinking with someone, every time that person laugh, by taking a drink you can make them associate the happy and free feeling of being drunk with you. So they naturally listen to you more. Obviously, that’s really sneaky, so it’s up to your character traits on whether that would be included. All persuasive characters have one thing in common and that’s confidence. So as the writer, you have to be confident in what your character’s motivations are. Be sure that you know why your character is persuading someone to do as such. Is it because they always want to be right? Or, is it because they are more manipulative?

Here are some links to help:

And for playing someone more clever than you are, google helps. Really. I’m currently playing an electrical engineer and I have no idea how to even begin. But it’s always about the research. When a specific topic comes up like, building a tiny robot camera, I google how to build a robot camera. It’s legitimately all I do for every character. When I roleplay Hawkeye, I think I had thirty tabs open at one point telling me how to shoot an arrow and how to calculate wind direction affecting said arrow. So you know, bullshit a little bit, and google a little bit. Throw really long words at your roleplayer and it’s all good. 

Here are some links:

Hope that helps!

boomgoesdynahmite  asked:

Jessica literally pulled an Alex and has people on the block who are on the outs of there alliance girl come on. There's no way to backdoor Paul with either of these people on the block. How did she and Cody even think this is a good idea? All that shit they were talking about how Paul has to go yet y'all are keeping him and 2 other showmances in plus lil miss comp diva Alex. I'm done

Go awf sis! I’m just tired. None of them have any common sense whatsoever. At least in BB18 the newbies knew right of the bat they should target the vets they’re idots and the only two idiots who say’s they “trying” to get rid of Paul makes dumb ass noms like this. I still can’t even take it all in. I’ve never seen so much stupidity in one season.

  • Qrow: Winter why are you drunk?
  • Winter: Anything you can do I can do better.
  • Qrow: Look if this is all about how I said I was irreplaceable to our operation, unlike you, I was mostly kidding. You don't have to-is that Ruby slung over your shoulder?
  • Winter: I'm picking her up from school like a good uncle.
  • Ruby: Help me
  • Qrow: Winter you don't need to try to be me what possessed you to-
  • Winter: Shut up, I can be irresponsible and get away with it while making snide remarks just as well as you. *Hic*. Uhhhhh, you're stupid.
  • Qrow: Winter you're terrible at this.
  • Winter: Than what am I good at? Completing missions? Look I try to act all business like and shit but somedays I just ask myself how people look at me and, frankly, I've come to the conclusion they don't. What's my identity? My gimmick? My edge? I'm not *Hic* cool and shit like you and Ozpin and all the kids think I'm lame. I thought if I drank I'd...
  • Qrow: Yeah i get that but right now you're just pathetic.
  • Winter: No I'm not I'm charming and charismatic like you are. *Barfs*.
  • Qrow: I think I should take you home.
  • Winter: I'M HIP. I AM STYLE. *takes out hip flask and takes a sip*. God that's the stuff.
  • Qrow: Okay Winter that's real nice now come on let me take you back to Ozpin.
  • Winter: No You won't take me alive. *Draws weapon*
  • Qrow: Winter you're holding that backwards.
  • Winter: I'M BEING QUIRKY

I’m so mad at critics thinking that Marvel superhero films have defined the genre and set some standard and set of rules that future filmmakers within the superhero genre have to abide by and incorporate. 

Batman V Superman had its flaws. It did. It wasn’t a perfect movie. However, criticisms of it not being funny enough, of it being ‘joyless,’ and it just not offering the same comedic relief that an Avengers movie would is beyond ridiculous to me. This film didn’t set out to make you laugh every five minutes and it didn’t promise to be some hilarious Superhero film so going into that movie wanting to have all this back and forth comedic banter between Batman and Superman when nothing has suggested that it was something you could expect is on you. Not on the film. I felt like this movie explored more serious concepts that Man of Steel introduced and that involves this idea of how humans would react to, first, the realisation that life exists outside of Earth, secondly, those aliens arriving on Earth, and finally, these religious ideologies that talk of a God and seeing Superman as this god-like figure and how the world responds to him being treated as such. Conceptually, Batman V Superman was incredible. I felt like it had so much more going on under the surface that if people just stopped waiting for a witty one-liner every five minutes, they’d grow to appreciate it. Now, I’m not going to get into a discussion of what worked and what didn’t, but my point is: the Superhero genre should allow for many different kinds of films and media and to so harshly rip one superhero film apart because it didn’t follow the same structure of another superhero film is so beyond frustrating to me and it is not a reflection of a film failing but rather a reflection on someone not understanding that Marvel has set a tone and a structure for its cinematic universe and DC Comics is in the process of establishing its own tone and structure for its cinematic universe. We all have our preferences and can dislike something because it’s simply something we don’t like but to be critical that x isn’t the same as y and therefore y is terrible… that’s not a valid criticism. 

I tried to stay pretty quiet on this topic of discussion but seeing how much Batman V Superman is still being dragged in the mainstream media in an attempt to praise Civil War has just started to really bug me. And to now see early reviews of X-Men: Apocalypse criticise the film for not being hilarious has just heightened my level of frustration. Concepts within the Superhero genre are very serious and if ANY film wants to take those concepts seriously and approach things differently than a light-hearted action film then let them fucking do it and stop expecting a plethora of jokes to be the basis of what makes a superhero film good. End of rant. 

  • sasuke: *is made to feel like everything he ever did or felt was wrong and that he needs to atone and make it up to other people and give up on his goals*
  • kakashi: *spends some time trying to force sakura on sasuke because his stupid ass can't stay out of things he doesn't understand because plot-induced stupidity and no one else around to force sasuke to be with sakura*
  • sakura: you can't leave me!!!! I will follow you even if you don't want me to because I'm gross and creepy ass hell
  • me: ye obviously it's not possible to force sasuke into a relationship it's not like he feels like shit about himself because he was made to feel that way so narujesus can look like a saint and it's not like he already gave up on anything he ever cared about and is avoiding sakura as best as he can and it's not like sakura needs to chase him because sasuke doesn't want to be with her I mean sure keep telling yourself sasuke wasn't forced to do anything when he was already forced to gave up on his goals and his storyline was dropped which means basically his character was dropped in short shut the fuck up
amityville horror starters
  • How many brothers and sisters do you have?
  • Hi, mommy.
  • Hi, hon.
  • Who are you talking to?
  • And what's her name?
  • ___ says they're all mean.
  • You are not allowed to say that word.
  • You're a bad babysitter.
  • That little shit got me fired.
  • You're going to make her mad.
  • I got this under control.
  • What you guys did was wrong
  • This house is bad.
  • There's no bad houses, just bad people!
  • Why didn't you tell us about the people who died here?
  • Where did you hear that?
  • The babysitter told me that two little boys died in our room.
  • Get to bed. We'll deal with this in the morning.
  • No, I'm not sleeping in that room! It's gross!
  • Wipe that stupid look off your face
  • What exactly are you trying to tell me?

“We used to sit on that bed and try and write our first ever show, and make each other laugh for hours, and eventually always fall asleep because the bed was so comfortable.”

(huge shoutout to @leafpuppy without whose art this would be shit)

Cole ✉ Rosemary
  • Cole [unsent]: This is all of your fault, I hope you know.
  • Cole [unsent]: If you wanna talk shit about me, step up and say to me and not across social media.
  • Cole [unsent]: Why did you have to go to that stupid party? Why did you have to drink like that? Why did you have to go back into another closet with him?
  • Cole [unsent]: It's only been a couple days and I'm already sitting here trying to figure out what to say to you.
  • Cole [unsent]: Maybe I am desperate, maybe I just want you to pay attention to me again... make the first move and talk to me. But of course you're not going to do that because you're too stubborn.
  • Cole [unsent]: I miss you, alright. I'm sorry I was an ass to you, even if there's a chance that you did something with Mason... I miss you.
  • Cole: I miss you, I just want you back with me in my bed right now. I don't even mean sex, I just want to hold you. I want you beside me, laying with me completely innocently.
  • Cole: Shit... sorry, that was for someone else.
THIS IS AN EXTRACT OF A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A FRIEND ON SKYPE
  • (He runs a lot)
  • Him: I'll never be a great athlete
  • Him: Like
  • Him: I'm so fucking tired
  • Him: My butt hurts
  • Him: My ass fucking burns from yesterday's workout
  • Him: It hurts to sit
  • Him: DAMMIT
  • Him: MAKE IT STOP
  • Me: This
  • Me: This could be interpreted in such great ways
  • Me: But I'm gonna stay respectful
  • Me: And not make any joke about what you just said
  • Him: What
  • Him: HOW
  • Him: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
  • Me: YOU DON'T WANNA
  • Him: TELL ME NOW
  • Him: PLEASE
  • Me: Dude, just
  • Me: Just reread what you just fucking wrote
  • Him: I did
  • Him: SEVERAL TIMES
  • Me: JUST
  • Me: UGH
  • Me: DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT
  • Him: THAT IS WHY I AM ASKING
  • Him: DAMMIT GABE JUST EXPLAIN
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Lets just say that just because I'm a grey ace doesn't mean I can stop from seeing twisted sexual innuendos everywhere
  • Him: I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SEXUAL ABOUT MY ASS HURTING FROM A WORKOUT
  • Him: EXPLAIN
  • Him: I HATE NOT KNOWING THINGS
  • Me: You
  • Me: YOU JUST FUCKING SAID IT YOURSELF
  • Him: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
  • Me: ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
  • Him: NO WHAT THE FUCK MAN
  • Me: NO WAY DUDE I'M LAUGHING
  • Him: WHY STOP IT
  • Him: YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL DUMB
  • Him: I'M GETTING SAD
  • Me: HOW ARE YOU NOT SEEING IT
  • Him: SEEING WHAT
  • Me: GAY SEX INNUENDOS
  • Him: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
  • Me: WTF YOU CAN'T BE THAT INNOCENT
  • Him: WHAT THE FUCK
  • Him: I'M NOT INNOCENT
  • Him: I'M NOT A CHILD TO BE PROTECTED
  • Him: THAT'S YOU
  • Him: WITH YOUR INNOCENT ALABASTER CREAMY WHITE SKIN
  • Me: THEN REREAD YOUR FUCKING MESSAGES
  • Me: Also what the fuck
  • Him: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
  • Me: ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
  • Him: MY BUTT IS SORE BECAUSE I WORKED THE MUSCLES TOO HARD
  • Him: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
  • Him: JESUS
  • Him: JFC
  • Him: Holy God
  • Him: UNHOLY LUCIFER
  • Him: COULD YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME AND JUST SPIT IT OUT
  • Me: Dude no
  • Him: WHY
  • Him: ADRIEN
  • Me: BECAUSE I'M STILL WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE JUST BEING GENUINLY BLIND TO ALL THOSE STUPID POTENTIAL JOKES
  • Him: I AM LITERALLY BEGGING
  • Me: OR IF YOU'RE JUST SHITTING ME
  • Him: HOW THE FUCK COULD MY BASIC TOOL OF A SORE ASS BE SHITTING YOUR ALMIGHTILY INTELLIGENT BRAIN RIGHT NOW
  • I ALREADY SAID I'M A SHIT ACTOR
  • GET OVER YOURSELF AND FUCKING TELL ME
  • Me: God I wish you could see the wiggly eyebrows I'm making right now
  • Him: TELL ME
  • Me: Just
  • Me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE
  • Him: I WAS BEING A WHINY BITCH
  • ABOUT MY CURRENTLY FLAMING ASS
  • Him: WHAT
  • WHAT
  • WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT MY BUTT
  • Me: DUDE
  • Me: I AM SO POSTING THIS ON TUMBLR
  • Him: NO
  • Him: HOOOOOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT DON'T YOU DARE
  • Me: Dude when they post comments you'll probably get that fucking joke
  • Him: I KNOW YOU WERE IMPLYING I HAD A MEAT ROD SHOVED UP MY ASS
  • POUNDED LIKE A PROSTITUE
  • DON'T DO THAT
  • Me: ...
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Him: Nope Nope Nope
  • Him: Don't do that
  • Me: THIS WAS MAGNIFICIENT
  • Him: OH MY GOD
  • Him: IF MY PARENTS SEE THIS
  • Me: DUDE THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
  • Him: ...
  • Him: Just don't mention my fucking name

“Because I wanted him to reawaken the evil in my heart. I wanted him to return me to the way I was before! I was the perfect warrior! Cold and ruthless! I lived by my strength alone, uninhibited by foolish emotion! But slowly…over the years…I became one of you, my quest for greatness gradually giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awoke one day to find that I had settled down, formed a family…I had even grown quite fond of them. Would you believe, I almost started to think the Earth was a nice place to live…? Do you understand now, Kakarot? That’s why I needed Babidi to set me free. By releasing the evil in my heart, he has freed me of these petty attachments…and I’d have to say, it feels pretty good.” 

I was the perfect warrior! Cold and ruthless! I lived by my strength alone, uninhibited by foolish emotion! 

He sounds like an empty shell. What’s that? Is that a pinch of fear I hear hidden behind those words? Fear of happiness, fear of being cared for, fear of caring for others in return? Is all of this so overwhelming? He talks about being set free, but he’s trying to hold on to what he’s familiar with and in exchange that makes him prisoner to the illusion of freedom.