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Critical Role + Guide to Troubled Birds, pt. 1

Bonus Matt:

i spent like, a good hour on this and it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever done forgive me 

Part 2

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Hanzo: brother no.

Genji: brother yes.

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Here you go whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid. You want to shoot angst at me then I will shoot it right back. David upset on the beach, that’s versatility for you ;). And I don’t think I need to explain who the “inappropriate kissing situation” was about. LOL. The war continues!

Y'all ever think about the fact that Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin BELONG TOGETHER??? I swear it’s written in the stars or some shit because I ain’t ever seen two people so in love in all my years of obsessing over fictional television relationships

How Jack makes Bitty feel better on a bad day: makes him food, bakes with Bitty, lots of forehead kisses and regular kisses, tries to sing Beyonce and fails, telling dad jokes and other bad puns, Hockey Seduction™ aka complimenting Bitty on his game

How Alexei makes Kent feel better on a bad day, after all other tactics have failed: (throws a condom at Kent’s foot) “Oh whoops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my Magnum dong. Did I say right. Kenny?” (Kent wheezing in the background)

also now that Hak has reached the point where he’ll literally mumble “iloveyou” under his breath and Yona will be like “whuh did you say something” and he’ll be like “NO I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING WAS SOMEONE TALKING. I SAID NOTHING. IT WAS YOU. TALKING TO YOURSELF” I hope it becomes a running gag now. Like I know it’s supposed to be tragic and romantic but i find it hilarious so keep doing that. Like:

Hak: omgiloveyou

Yona: Did you say you loved…?

Hak: I SAID OH MY GOD I LOVE…YOON’S COOKING. WE SHOULD HURRY UP AND RESCUE HIM. BECAUSE I’M HUNGRY. AND NEITHER OF US CAN FUCKING COOK.

Yona: We were going to rescue him regardless, Hak, it’s fine.

Hak: YEAH. IT’S FINE.

and then later:

Yona: *says to Hak she’ll protect him or that he can rely on her or any of the things that are guaranteed to make him spasm with joy*

Hak: ohgoditturnsmeonsomuchwhenyoudothatiloveyou

Yona: what?

Hak: I SAID IT…DOESN’T TURN ME ON WHEN YOU DO THAT. YOU’RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME LOVE YOU. SO STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME.

Yona: I’m not trying to seduce you, I’m just being sincere.

Hak: WELL GOOD. BECAUSE IF YOU WERE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME IT’S NOT WORKING. 

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The answer is no. Absolutely no. If she thought she could win this fight why would she be offering to sell the victory to us even for a fortune? Trust me.

So can we stop acting like people are obligated to TRUST other people, No one is obligated to trust anyone

No child is obligated to trust their parents
No child is obligated to trust their teachers
No child is obligated to trust ANY adult that they do or do not know.

No teenager is obligated to trust anyone they do or do not know either

No one is obligated to trust anyone. Stop acting like because you are their parent, or teacher, or doctor, or best friend, or sibling, or WHATEVER that they have to tell you everything, they don’t, stop acting like you have that right when you do not, it only causes further trust issues.

There is nothing wrong with trusting people but if people are forcing you to tell them things or getting upset with you for not trusting them enough to tell them something then that’s an even BIGGER reason not to trust them.

Ok since apparently we're all in this Tutti hype I've decided what my canon era headcanon for them will be.

They went to law school, where they met Bahorel before he dropped out, and he began to talk to them about Revolution and Republic.
Tutti was intrigued by these ideas: their older brother, Jean, was a republican too, but he had never really talked to them about it.Tutti began to attend the Musain and met Les Amis.

The 1830 July Revolution came and Tutti took part in it alongside their brother and Bahorel.
Unfortunately, Jean was killed.

Tutti was destroyed by their brother’s death, and began to think that it wouldn’t have happened if he hadn’t took part in that stupid insurrection, which had just put a king on the throne in the place of another one.
From that moment, whenever they heard someone talking about a revolt, they considered them troublemakers who just wanted to fight whoever was in power, not minding about who could get hurt.
To top it all off, their family needed money because Jean was the only one with a decent wage.

For this reason, they joined the National Guard.

During the June rebellion Tutti fought trying not to listen to the voice in their head that was saying that they were doing exactly what their brother would have hated.

They watched Bahorel and all of the others fall under their own bullets without saying a word, although they could feel their stomach knotted and their eyes itchy.

They spoke just once: suddenly, the man who was standing in front of them looked incredibly like their brother, with his brave expression and his determined stare, and they realized what they were doing
“It’s like shooting a flower,” they said, just before seeing a second figure stumble in front of them and their fellow guards. They aimed their bayonet and closed their eyes when they pulled the trigger.

Tutti hated themselves for all they had done during those few hours, and they hated being in the national guard from that moment. But what else could they do? They were miserable.

They found themselves in Hell again 16 years later, when the1848 revolution broke out. The moment a bullet stroke them in their chest, they didn’t care at all.

And that’s why we don’t include them in the Amis. Damnatio Memoriae.

I’m sorry. You create a new character in Les Misérables? Prepare to see them suffer.

Tbh, I know there are so many important questions GRRM has yet to answer about ASOIAF, will Dany and Jon bang, will Sansa kill Littlefinger, how will they defeat the Long Night? 

But the question that constantly nags at me is whether Jon is going to ride Viserion or Rhaegal. Like are they gonna go Viserion to mirror Ghost’s albinism and ice dragon imagery? Or are they gonna go with Rhaegal to mirror Jon’s true parentage?

Like these are the things that keep me up at night.