stupid pictures of my stupid face

Draw me Like one of your French Girls... Part 1

This fic is dedicated to @yunyin who was a big part of bringing it about in the first place ^_^ 

(Warning some spoilers for ML Season 2- (Just the stuff we knew during the hiatus nothing important from the new episodes) 

“Listen furball, I am ten times as sexy as you are. That is just a fact. People would pay to see pictures of me.”

“People DO pay to see pictures of me,” Chat shot back.


“Never mind,” he grumbled, “the point is that I am obviously the sexier of the two of us.”

“Guys, I know this is a slow patrol night but you are giving me a headache,” Rena Rougue sighed, dropping down onto the platform and sprawling onto her stomach against the cool metal of the tower.

“Wait,” Chat said with a terrifying grin, “Rena. My dear, darling, friend.”

“Oh this can’t end well.”

“You are a fox of impeccable taste are you not?”


“And you are an excellent judge of both male and female attractiveness as well, are you not?”

“Ladybug is the hottest out of all of you,” she smirked, not bothering to get up.

“Yes, that is a given, but the point is-”

“The point is that I could pull off sexy far better than this mangy stray,” Bee interrupted.

“Could not.”

“Will you two please just stop fighting, it’s been too hot to deal with this level of stupid,” Rena sighed.

“It’s not stupid, my honor is at stake!” Bee huffed. “If you want us to stop then tell him that I clearly would be better suited to being a sex icon than he would.”

“Foxy lady, please tell Bee that she is clearly pollinating the wrong flower.”

Rena groaned. Clearly there would be no reasoning with the two of them until this had been hashed out.

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post breakup AUs

because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:

  • “today was the first family gathering i’ve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay again¨ AU
  • ¨i still have your phone number memorized even though i haven’t called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though i’ve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know you’re pissed that you’re here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit that’s pretty impressive¨ AU
  • “i’m pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, i’d win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and it’s almost pathetic because we’ve been broken up for ages but i’m still not over you” AU
  • “so i know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean you’re engaged to be married¨ AU
  • “yes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but it’s really comfy okay. i totally don’t wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.” AU
  • “look, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. i can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me” AU
  • “oh hi, totally didn’t expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.” AU
  • “it´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost us” AU (bonus: “i know that it’s two in the morning and i’m dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldn’t stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in it’s freezing out here”)
  • “i still have your sister’s scarf and i know it’s stupid but i’ve been hoping maybe one day you’ll come by and pick it up so we’ll be forced to talk again because i haven’t seen you in months and i’m maybe kinda sorta still in love with you” AU
  • “i know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and i’m not really sure why i’m leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid face” AU
  • “we have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know we’re not really close anymore but you’re wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me what’s wrong because it’s literally killing me to see you look so sad” AU
  • “so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven’t told my family yet and they just assumed you’d be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don’t know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can’t break my great grandma’s heart like that, she’ll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you’d do that for me? holy shit, i love you… wait–” AU
  • “i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore” AU
  • “well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU
— off limits | 05 (m)

pairing— kim seokjin x reader
genre/warnings— smut, angst
words— 9,221

:: summary— you’ve been lusting after your brother’s best friend for a while now, ever since you met him at a house party, flirting it up a storm as you failed to realise who the other was. That was months ago now and things are still awkward, but you can’t ignore the sexual tension that’s simmers between the two of you…and it keeps getting worse…

» 01 :: 02 :: 03 :: 04 :: 05 :: 06 :: 07 :: 08

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Summary: Billy punches somebody who deserves it this time. 

Author’s Note: Based on the cafeteria scene from A Walk To Remember. Short, sweet, and to the point. Not exactly a masterpiece but it’s cute. Fuck you Tommy H. Causing all kinds of problems. 

Originally posted by my-allisondiamond-world

I shifted my books as they rested on my hip. I stepped into the cafeteria, swiftly becoming cognizant of dozens of sets of eyes trained on me. I glanced up to see them stifling their laughter. They each held a piece of paper in their hands. I assumed it was just an invitation another party that I hadn’t been invited to.

I was never the most popular girl. Sure, I was first picked for group projects. Everybody knew I was a pushover and would do the whole thing myself. I can’t claim my social prestige had gotten any better since becoming Billy Hargrove’s girlfriend. Maybe it was jealousy, or maybe it was just the cruelty of teenagers.  

I peered over the shoulders of a couple girls that sat at their table. The flyer they were holding had my yearbook photo cropped over the body of some girl in a bathing suit. Across the photo, the word ‘virgin’ was scrawled.

I felt stupid for letting it upset me, but it did. It had somehow gotten out that I didn’t feel comfortable sleeping with Billy yet. And it was by no fault of his own. One of his jackass friends was spying on us while we were making out in his car. 

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Imagine...Hungover Dean

Originally posted by itsokaysammy

*Season 13x05 Spoilers

Pairing: Hungover!Dean x reader

A/N: You can never have too much bacon…

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Amestris’s Finest

“Excuse me, sir, have you seen anyone matching this description…?”

“Yes, we’re looking for a fugitive, a teenage alchemist.”

“Hey, hey you, have you seen anyone in a red coat with braided hair?

“Yes, Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. Have you seen anyone you think could be him?”

“Have you seen him, ma’am? He’s described as being wearing a red coat, blond braided hair, and short.”

“Yes, that’s right, a short blond teenager. Have you seen him?”

“How short? I’m not sure. He is a kid after all. The description we have just says short.”

“Have seen anyone suspicious around this area? Perhaps someone who looked like he might be an alchemist?”

“Yes, we’re looking for a short blond boy in a red coat.”

“He might be traveling with other men. He’s an alchemist, and it’s important that we find him quickly.”

“Have you seen Edward Elric the State Alchemist?”

“Hey you, blond kid! Hey, stop a minute, we need to ask you something.”

“We’re looking for a fugitive, the Fullmetal Alchemist.”

“He’s short and blond like you…although probably not quite as short, I mean he is a famous State Alchemist after all.”

“And I’m sure he’s much more intimidating.”

“He wears his hair in a braid and a red coat.”

“The coat and braid are very important.”

“God knows, that if anyone is crafty enough to change their clothes and hairstyle in Amestris, we’re lucky if we ever find them.”

“So have you seen him, kid? This short alchemist?”

“Or anyone who might match this description? I mean, besides you.”

“Well, obviously besides, you. You couldn’t possibly be a famous State Alchemist! Just look at you…”

“Have you seen Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist?”

But like, look at me and tell me Kirishima wouldn’t be the type of kid that just. tags his friends in every wholesome meme he finds on facebook. Even if we only count the bakusquad as his bffs, I can totally see him tagging the four of them under some “Tag the people you can always count on!!!” picture. 

Kaminari would probably reply with some stupid overused meme, Mina uses stickers, Sero replies with tons of smiley faces and Bakugou’d be like “HOW THE FUCK DO I REMOVE THE TAG I HATE YOU DON’T TAG ME IN THIS STUPID SHIT” 

(it appears on Izuku’s feedback and he’s like “you have to go on your activity log Kacchan :)” “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO”)

I’d like to make you mine.

Relationships: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary:  You and Bucky are going to the mission. What are they going to do if everything is not going well?
fluff, a little angst, and mention of smut

Word Count:2620

A/N:  Here, another Bucky Barnes story I wrote.I hope you like it.Guys, English isn’t my native language. Please warn me if I have made any grammar or spelling errors.Meanwhile, don’t hesitate to text and say your opinions. I take requests btw.With love.x

“What you need is sex. Pure passionate s-e-x. "I looked at her with my eyes that couldn’t believe she had spelled the last word. My body was suffering from the workout. The hair I gathered was scattered, and a few tufts fell on my forehead. The sports bra I wore started to disturb.

"Only you can talk about sex at six in the morning.” Natasha leaned against the wall of the gym, scrutinizing her manicured hands.

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