I was in the grocery store today and I bumped hips with this middle aged man and he said “sorry”. I tried to say ‘no problem’ and 'it’s fine’ but I ended up smiling really big and saying “IT’S NO” and then walking away….
-Günter, on the other hand, calls Montrose “Schatz (It means Treasure),” or “Libling (it means Darling)”
-their conversations with each there are strange to the outside observer, why? Because Günter will be speaking German and Montrose will be speaking French. Its just something they do, if there isn’t a need for them to speak English, they won’t
- Günter doesn’t understand Chinese, that’s why Montrose normally speaks it with his family
-The two of them are a mix of the gross super lovey dovey couples and already married domestic couples, its really weird.
-Montrose is the big spoon
-Two years of their five year relationship were long distance, Günter was in America while Montrose was in France
-they give each other a lot of cheek and Eskimo kisses
-Because Montrose has black circles around his eyes, Günter like to circle them with his thumbs before giving Montrose a Eskimo kiss or a regular kiss
-They rarely ever fight, seriously, they’ve only fought like twice and they both hated the experience.
-Montrose likes to hug Günter from behind, burying his face into Günter’s neck is an instant stress reliever for him
-Most people assume that Montrose is the older of the two, when in reality Günter is older by two years, people assume he’s younger and likes older men. Montrose loves the looks on peoples faces when he tells them that Günter’s older, its funny as hell
-Günter likes to wake Montrose by attacking him with tickles and kisses
That’s all I can think of for now, there WILL be more, trust me. Thank you guys for encouraging me to explore the adorable relationship between these two.
Trying to write Part 3 to “Not Yet” and currently I would like to shout “FUCK YOU BRAIN” because this morning I had a brilliant idea and I was just thinking “Hell yes this is an amazing idea, I won’t forget it cause it’s so awesome so why write it down?” And now I can’t remember what it was.
FOUR EPISODES! IT’S BEEN FOUR EPISODES… YOU’D THINK BY NOW I WOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN WHILE WATCHING THIS SHOW… I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE OKAY… THAT FINALLY, THE FIFTH ONE WAS AN EPISODE I’D SURVIVE… AND I DID!
UNTIL. THE. LAST. 5. MINUTES.
DANNY NEVER KNEW. OH MY HEART. HE HAD NO IDEA.
(I mean I spent the whole episode waiting for the other shoe to drop, holding my breath for something. Anything. And there were a couple of moments! But noooo you had to rip out my heart at the verrrry end)
I’m counting down the minutes before dawn,
before daybreak brings it scorn on my torn
For the past two weeks the sun has shone
every day, and the television forecast says
it will continue to be bright and also quite
warm!, but it doesn’t matter to me, me
locked inside my room 24/7, me in my
tomb before hell or heaven.