One queer (two queer)
Red queer, blue queer
White queer, purple queer
Rose queer, donut queer
This one is a little car, many of them have a star
Say! What a lot of queers there are!
Yes. Some are red and some are blue
Some are old and some are new.
Some are sad
And some are glad
And some are very very bad
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know, go ask your dad.
Some are thin, and some are fat
(the fat one has a baseball bat)
Some are fast
Some are slow
Some are high
Some are low
Not one of them is like the other.
Don’t ask me why, go ask your- oh. sorry.