stupid flyer

Birthday Surprise- Morgan Rielly

Originally posted by wonthetrade

Ok so lucky day guys! You get three imagines today! I’m gonna try and crank out three tomorrow too! We’ll see! So Thursday was Mo’s birthday and so I got a request for a birthday surprise (which I had actually started beforehand anyway)! So enjoy!

Warnings: irritation with Flyers fans

Request: I know this is a little late but in honor of Morgan Reilly’s birthday I was hoping you could do a cute imagine where his girlfriend comes to town and surprises him at the game💕 thanks love

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              “Excuse me!” you stated loudly, pushing around the Flyers fans standing in your way. “Stupid, unreasonable Flyers fans” you mumbled under your breath. You were not in a good mood and you were already running late.

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Rucas AU | The Bet [10]

[ Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven - Part Eight - Part Nine]

Prompt: After damaging $1000 worth of private property on a dare Lucas needs a quick way to make the money to pay the guy back. When Charlie Gardner suggests a bet Lucas takes him up on his offer. And what is the bet? Get into the pants of Riley Matthews, the schools very own goody two-shoes princess.
AN: Lucas works on making things right. Riley has a heart to heart with an unlikely source. 
Word Count: 2,030
Chapter: 10

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Lucas had two days. At least that’s what his father kept reiterating. Two days suspension from school after his brawl with Gardner in the middle of the lunch room. He had hoped to use the two days to clear his mind and rest but his father had another idea. Since the damage to Mr. Jefferson’s yard had been paid off already, Mr. Friar thought it was time for Lucas to start paying off the damage he did to his car. The one he stupidly drove and crashed through the Jefferson’s fence.

It’s a little after 12 p.m. when he decides to tackle whatever mess he made. It didn’t occur to him that he hadn’t seen the car since the night of the accident. Unsure of what he was about to see, he trots out into the back yard nothing but a hoodie, jeans and socks on. The cold March air sends goosebumps across his body as he yanks the green tarp off from on top of the car. He begins to inspect it, noticing that the back was completely unscathed which made sense considering he wasn’t driving in reverse when the accident happened.

He reluctantly walks towards the front of the car, sliding his hand along the side doors as the scratches and dents start to come into view. By the time he’s head on with the vehicle he can see every mark and missing piece. The front bummer was completely broken hanging on with the tiniest of threads, the lights were busted, and the left tire was seemingly flat. He sighs in frustration, mostly at himself.

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More Blind!76 Toph references
  • 76: *bumps into someone*
  • McCree: Can't you watch where you're-
  • 76: No.
  • McCree: Right, sorry.
  • --
  • 76: WHAT? YOU THINK I CAN'T HANG STUPID FLYERS?! *pins one up angrily*
  • Winston: ....
  • Tracer: ....
  • McCree: ....
  • 76: It's upside-down isn't it?
  • --
  • McCree: Here, take the wheel!
  • 76: Yeah, great idea! Let the blind man drive.
  • McCree: I was talking to Tracer.
  • 76: Oh.

Title: Everything I Can Arrange, Every Part Of Me You Change

Author: tomorrows / @tornorrows

Summary: “Don’t you try that shit with me,” Niall spits the second he reaches Louis, pulling off the hood with force. “What the hell is this?” He plops down next to Louis on the empty bleacher and unceremoniously pushes a sheet of crumpled paper in his face.

Netflix and Chill Buddy Application

It’s like no matter how hard Louis tries, he can’t seem to run away from this stupid fucking flyer. All the girls (and some of the boys) in every one of his classes have been talking about it all week. It’s on every wall of every building on campus. Louis went for a jog last night and he nearly tripped and died over a loose one on the football track.

[Harry needs a big spoon and Louis refuses to let anyone steal his position. Based on this post.]

Word Count: 10010

Completed: September 2015

anonymous asked:

Do you have any shortish fluffy fics (20k) I've had really bad cramps and I just need fluff :/

oooow babe, i’m sooorry, that sssucks, but hey, have some fluff”

The One Where Harry Really Doesn’t Have Ten Cats (10k)

Or, the AU where Harry is a pet-sitter for the rich and famous, and Louis is rich and famous.

Battle Cry (21k)

Harry’s got a heart, a soul, and a band. And with that, obviously, comes a future paved in great success, right? So all he has to do is win the Battle of the Bands, right? Simple.

What’s not so simple is the fact that Louis Tomlinson is his biggest competition. And also happens to be made of everything that Harry’s ever wanted.

No… That’s not simple at all. (listen, im gonna tell you something about Velvetoscar, she’s the best, her fics are ssssso fucking beautiful, I just love everything she write and everyone needs to read her)

Before You Came Into My Life (I missed you so bad) (18k)

Or an AU where Louis is a closeted A-list actor and Harry is just your average Uni student who only signs things with smiley faces. 

you are my favorite place (20k)

harry meets louis at a basketball game. he doesn’t know why everyone seems to think that they’re an item (aside from, maybe, the hundred paparazzi photos of them that come out the next morning).

long way from the playground (14k)

“You want one?” Harry asks, utterly oblivious to Louis’ miniature panic attack. “Babe, do you want a cup of tea?”

Babe. Louis is dead. Louis is so dead. She’s a walking corpse over here, oh and apparently she’s hysterical. Well this is just a giant train wreck.

Louis should really get over being in love with her best friend. Harry doesn’t help by acting less than platonic. Liam is Liam and Niall is the best wing woman ever. (girl! diection and one of my favorite fics)

spice up your life (9k)

After a conversation with his Uni friends, Harry worries that his relationship with Louis has lost it’s spark.

(aka: an incredibly silly modern day love story ft. awkward boners, grumpy neighbours and Cosmopolitan sex tips.)

Leave Before The Lights Come On (15k)

Louis’ never had a one night stand in his entire twenty-one years of existence. Not once. That is…until now. And OF COURSE this is how it happened.

If Tomorrow Never Comes (We Had Last Night) (14k)

Louis accepts the call without bothering to look at the caller ID. Only Zayn would be a big enough asshole to call him at two in the morning. This fucking better be important.

“This fucking better be important,” Louis greets.

On the other end of the line comes a soft giggle. “Li, you don’t usually curse. I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I like it.”

Yeah, that’s not Zayn. Louis sighs, his anger melting into resignation when he realizes that it’s some poor bastard probably drunk dialing his ex or something. “Sorry, mate. Think you’ve got the wrong number.”


Based on this Tumblr prompt: “Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au”

everything i can arrange, every part of me you change (19k)

“Don’t you try that shit with me,” Niall spits the second he reaches Louis, pulling off the hood with force. “What the hell is this?” He plops down next to Louis on the empty bleacher and unceremoniously pushes a sheet of crumpled paper in his face.

Netflix and Chill Buddy Application

It’s like no matter how hard Louis tries, he can’t seem to run away from this stupid fucking flyer. All the girls (and some of the boys) in every one of his classes have been talking about it all week. It’s on every wall of every building on campus. Louis went for a jog last night and he nearly tripped and died over a loose one on the football track.

I’m Caught On Your Coat Again (13k)

Louis owns a café next to Harry’s bakery. Harry bakes Louis cake and Louis names tea after Harry and eventually they fall in love.

be with you day and night (10k)

[louis inherits a demon cat. harry is a cat whisperer.]

Space Oddity (14k)

Louis’ blessed with the inconvenience of getting his neighbor’s mail. It works out really well for the both of them. (listen, just read all the Velvetoscar fics)

By the Mighty Power of Thor

By the Mighty Power of Thor| Phil’s roommate isn’t too happy about the cat Phil had unceremoniously decidedto adopt, and makes him find a new home for it. Unwilling to give the cat up completely, Phil strikes up a deal with the new cat owner. Or, the one where a cat brings Dan and Phil together. | Phan | Teen and Up | 3,423 Words

Disclaimer: In no way do I pretend that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

Prompt: Dan and Phil are in college and Phil tries to convince his roommate to let him keep a that Phil’s bought but doesn’t succeed so he goes around with posters saying “Help me find a place to keep my cat,” and Dan replies and so they meet with a cat.

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I CAN BE THE ONE YOU LOVE FROM TIME TO TIME. 

a fic rec masterpost of a massive variety of some great larry fics from politics aus to mermaid aus. (or, we started a fic rec chat literally two days ago and we’ve already recced each other 20+ fics and i need a way to keep on top of them all.) enjoy! 

*my english love affair by isthatyoularry /20k

The thing about sleeping with a member of a famous indie band is that the inevitability of having a song written about you is most likely a hundred percent. The second thing is that in the end, nobody’s supposed to find out it’s about you.

The one where Harry writes a song about his English love affair and Louis sleeps with someone in White Eskimo and all he gets is a stupid song written about him.

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here’s some fics to distract you from the pain that is one direction pr stunts!!!

it started with a whisperLouis doesn’t do relationships. He’s been there, done it, got the scars to prove it. Never letting anyone too close, Louis can be head over heels for someone for one night but when morning comes, he will be out of the door, no feelings and no regrets.Harry always gives too much, trusts too easily, falls too quickly. Even when he gets nothing in return.
Forced to attend University, Harry bumps into his sister’s roommate and another time, another day Harry would have been a goner the very second he’d laid eyes on Louis. But he’s already got the perfect boyfriend and Louis is the complete opposite of perfect.Louis isn’t someone who Harry thought he could ever be with, and Louis never thought he’d break his rules for anyone.Sometimes being wrong isn’t so bad after all.

if this is love, then love is easy - Louis tucks a wayward curl behind his ear and kisses his forehead, arms coming around to circle his husband’s broad shoulders. Harry’s feather-thin t-shirt is soft under his skin, a little worn out. He pokes his finger into one of the holes by Harry’s underarms and traces small circles into his skin.“Why can’t I just have this for me birthday?” Louis asks quietly.Harry nuzzles into his sternum, nosing his way up to the base of his neck. “You have this every day,” he whispers, words muffled against his skin. “Doesn’t count. You know that. I love you, but you know that.”[it’s louis’ birthday and all he wants is to not celebrate it. his kids have other plans.]

take my hand (and my heart and soul) - Harry feels nauseous when he opens his mouth. “Hey. Um, hi. It’s me,” he mumbles before realizing with a jolt that Louis might not have his number anymore. “It’s Harry… Styles,” he tacks on, screwing his eyes shut and pinching the bridge of his nose. This was a terrible idea.There’s silence on the other end for a long time. Harry understands. He shouldn’t have called. He tries not to let the static swallow him whole.“I – yeah. Hi,” Louis finally answers, slowly, awkwardly. “I um. Sorry. I heard about your accident. You’re alright?"Or, the one where Harry hasn’t spoken to his best friend in sixteen months and can’t remember why.

everything i can arrange, every part of me you change“Don’t you try that shit with me,” Niall spits the second he reaches Louis, pulling off the hood with force. “What the hell is this?” He plops down next to Louis on the empty bleacher and unceremoniously pushes a sheet of crumpled paper in his face.Netflix and Chill Buddy ApplicationIt’s like no matter how hard Louis tries, he can’t seem to run away from this stupid fucking flyer. All the girls (and some of the boys) in every one of his classes have been talking about it all week. It’s on every wall of every building on campus. Louis went for a jog last night and he nearly tripped and died over a loose one on the football track.

keep this love in a photograph (shamelessly putting my own fic in here lmao) "Drink your tea,” Harry says. “I wanna take a picture of you drinking it.”
Louis rolls his eyes but picks up the tea cup in front of him. “Do you have to bring that thing everywhere?” Louis asks, referring to Harry’s camera.
“Lou,” Harry pouts. “I’m with my love in the city of love, I need to capture this."or the one where Harry buys a camera and picks up a new hobby

amaryllis"Where are we?”
“Um. A little while out of London?” Niall tries, seemingly the only one willing to not be mysterious and provide Harry with information, and. Oh.
London London? As in, the capital of England London?” he asks, just in case he’d misheard.
“No, the other London,” Louis laughs, low and biting. He comes closer finally, the moonlight just enough to reveal a sharp-cut jaw and pale skin. “Sorry, Pup.”
Nobody’s ever called Harry a “pup”. Frankly, he finds it quite insulting, but he lets it slide to try and comprehend his current crisis.or the one where harry gets bitten by a werewolf. louis is the mysterious not-quite alpha, liam and zayn have Things going on, niall is their token human, and together, they watch a lot of TV.

off the recordLouis is an out of control teen heartthrob, Harry is hired to get him back on track and they both hate each other while they secretly don’t.“I’m not your personal assistant you know,” Harry says once he gets there and Louis lets him in and he shoves the bag into his hands. “I’m your publicist.”“I know that,” Louis smiles a devilish grin patting Harry in the middle of his chest as he takes the bag, “but look at you personally assisting me,” he says looking in the bag and pulling out the Cheetos. I also know that my PA turns his phone on silent at night, and clearly, you don’t. Waiting for a booty call or something?” Louis says turning on his heels and scurrying over to his sofa and plopping down. Harry swears he sees a puff of orange dust soar into the air when Louis opens the bag. He’s amazed that couch is as clean as it looks.

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So.. i’m finally doing this and I’m very very excited!! I’ve read some great fics this month and thought sharing some with you.

Expect new fic recs every month and i hope you enjoy these! (if you do don’t forget to leave kudos so the autor knows your enjoying their work!).

With nothing but your t-shirt on by  crybaby (@girlharryofficial) 34k

Louis knows that I’ve seen you fuck yourself with a vibrator should not be the first thing that comes to mind when he meets Harry Styles.
(Harry is a camboy and Louis has been an avid subscriber for a while before he finds out they attend the same university).

Before you came into my life (I missed you so bad) by  downhill_tumble (@tomsawyermaneuver) 16k

Louis has made a lot of bad decisions after smoking up with Zayn at one in the morning. Oddly enough, texting a random phone number he found tucked into a library book turns out not to be one of them.

Or an AU where Louis is a closeted A-list actor and Harry is just your average Uni student who only signs things with smiley faces.

Taking tips and getting stoned x by alison (@paperandkink) 24k

Louis drives a taxi. He hasn’t seen Harry in eight years when they have a chance meeting.

A lot has changed in that time. But not everything.

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 This is a list of the Top 10 Harry/Louis One Shots of 2015. It’s sorted by kudos, and anything Pre-2015 has been skipped. What everyone was reading/What got the most Kudos. :)
 

The Top 10 Harry/Louis Fics of 2015 (both Chaptered and One shots) is Here. The Top 10  Chaptered Harry/Louis fics of 2015  is Here.   More Lists Here.  

Happy New year and Happy Reading! :)

1. Led by Your Beating Heart   by  Missandrogyny   

 AU where Harry’s in One Direction, Louis isn’t, and they reconnect over a game of ‘Call or Delete’.

2.  Let Me Make a Thing of Cream and Stars   by   Missandrogyny 

It doesn’t explain why he’s lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of him.

As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. Also  the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Louis’ wet dreams since he was about eighteen.

(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)

3.  Like an Animal (I Wanna Feel You From the Inside)   by  Bottomlinsons   

Louis leans a little closer. It’s not difficult – not with the way he’s already pressed so close, straddling Harry’s hard hips with Harry’s equally hard dick nestled tightly between his cheeks.  The paramedic clears his throat and looks away.  (Harry and Louis get a little stuck. Literally.)     

4.  Always Come Back To You   by   Whoknows 

“I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”

Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.

Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.

Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.

5.   In Dreams   by  Dolce_piccante  

AU. When Harry moves to a new city, his new flat come with a number of sweet, anonymous gifts and surprises that brighten his days. Could it be a friendly ghost? Another friendly presence in his new building is his tattooed neighbor, Louis, who seems determined to put a smile back on his face.

6.  Baby Look What You’ve Done to Me   by   Ballsdeepinjesus 

louis moves into harry’s old flat. harry gets a lot of mail

7.  I’ll Bring the Bread Because Boy, You’re the Jam   by  Scagnetism 

Just when he’s about to stop clicking the next button and claim defeat, maybe put some posters up around town, he’s met with a picture of white cardstock lying on a table, words written in black Sharpie with careful, deliberate strokes.  “Hiiii,” it reads, “if you’re reading this, you’ve found my camera!  I’d love it if you could contact me so I can get it back.  It’d be the nice thing to do.”

Or the AU where Harry loses his camera.  Louis finds it.  They fall for each other via email.

8.  You Burn With the Brightest Flame   by  Sarcasticfluentry  

The X-Factor Era A/B/O fic.

9.  Everything I Can Arrange, Every Part of Me You Change   by  Tomorrows

“Don’t you try that shit with me,” Niall spits the second he reaches Louis, pulling off the hood with force. “What the hell is this?” He plops down next to Louis on the empty bleacher and unceremoniously pushes a sheet of crumpled paper in his face.  Netflix and Chill Buddy Application It’s like no matter how hard Louis tries, he can’t seem to run away from this stupid fucking flyer. All the girls (and some of the boys) in every one of his classes have been talking about it all week. It’s on every wall of every building on campus. Louis went for a jog last night and he nearly tripped and died over a loose one on the football track.

[Harry needs a big spoon and Louis refuses to let anyone steal his position.]   

10.  Temporary Tattoos, Hotel Hearts, Horizon Homes   by   Teumessian     

Louis is just 18 and ends up in 2015 for one day at Harry’s request, one day to make sure his spirit is strong and hopeful enough to take him to the X Factor and end him up where he’s supposed to be. Aka, the one where Harry makes sure Louis knows how amazing he is.