stupid feminine me

As a ftm nonbinary person

How I feel when I present femininely in public or around new friends/acquaintances:

How I feel when family members or people who knew me before I transitioned see me presenting femininely:

anonymous asked:

omg you're not even funny. fuck you.

That’s…very unsolicited and random.

Wait

Oh my god.

Is this anon hate??

AM I GETTING ANON HATE?

OH JOY BE THE DAY THAT I AM WORTHY OF ANON HATE!

I FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT!

*runs off and grabs my phone to call my sister*

SISTER (u don’t get to know her name, anon): …Hello?

ME:  Hi!  Guess what?

SISTER:  Michelle?  Do have any idea what time it is here?

ME: …um, yes.  Because we live in the same time zone.

SISTER:  I am a MOTHER.  I have CHILDREN.  I need to take them to school tomorrow.

ME:  Tomorrow is Saturday.  And it’s only like 830pm—look I wanted to tell you something super exciting just happened on my tumblr—

SISTER:  What is a tumblr?

ME:  It’s a blog.

SISTER:  Like Pinterest?

ME:  No.  Not everything is about Pinterest.  Oh my god.

SISTER:  Well excuse the fuck out of me for wanting ideas for cheap and simple crafts to do around the house.  As a mother—

ME:  Literally no one cares that you’re a mother.

SISTER:  My children care.  Maybe…probably not…

ME:  Do they care you got a DUI once?

SISTER:  THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO

ME:  YOU WERE DRIVING WITHOUT ANY SHOES ON.

SISTER:  MOST PEOPLE WEREN’T EVEN BORN BEFORE THAT HAPPENED

ME:  Most people aren’t seven years old….are you drunk right now?

SISTER:  Yes.  Yes I am.

ME:  Well, I’m going to hang up.

SISTER:  I hate you.

ME:  I hate you too.  :)