stupid exams are stupid

I.. I don’t even know if i should could translate this :D

He just kinda swears in Russian (meaning something like “Well that’s just great”, “What am i going to do with you now?”)

I really think that exams are just like a memorising test and that’s so stupid. They should let you take your notes in that isn’t just absorbing knowledge and then show that you can be analytical, intelligent and think critically.
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@danisnotonfire during his live show on 1st of November 2016

Quotes from Dan (12/?)

everything is terrible but i can take solace in the fact derek malik nurse exists in all his hipster poet clumsy ass glory and he is head over heels for an angry irish tomato who hates his guts 

how many times do you think nursey’s said ‘how am i attracted to you? doesn’t matter, i am’

how many times do you think dex has said the same

NYOOOOM

//whispers I’m almost at 250 followers and idk what to do help

since there’s anime about basically everything now, maybe it’s time to eurovision based one? like imagine some Japanese guy raised in Sweden, he’s a singer and is widely popular in Japan, even though still living in Stockholm. one year he decides that he wants to participate in Eurovision, inspired by a Swedish guy who won few years ago (Måns Zelmerlöw, maybe?). He wins Melodifestivalen and is officially Eurovision contestant and whole Japan suddenly wants to watch the show, ofc.


but besides our talented Japanese lead, there will be also:

○ Russian guy, flaming homosexual with a crush on Ukrainian young and pure contestant

○ Polish Jesus or Polish buttermakers (dunno, i’m fine with both, it would be hilarious, polish pride, you know) being

○ a girl from Germany singing about world peace and trying to hug everyone backstage

○ Australian loner, always showing up when no one expect it.

○ disco grandpa from San Marino giving love advices

○ some Romanian vampires lurking from the corner

○ beasts from Finland looking scary but it turns out that they’re actual cinnamon rolls

○ cute guy from Norway with his violin breaking innocent hearts

○ shitloads of glitter and burning pianos 

○ rollerskates and hamster wheels

○ huge cliffhanger during results (like Russia giving Ukraine 12 points or Finland giving points everyone except Sweden and Norway)

○ and ofc a lot of cheeky songs that everyone would love

So, if Bulla appears in Super and if Vegeta becomes a SSGSS, have you ever noticed this cliché?

DBZ: Vegeta gets Bulma pregnant -> becomes super sayan

DBS: Vegeta gets Bulma pregnant -> becomes ss god super sayan 

‘key, going back studying now