stupid ecards

there was this time when my friend sent me an ecard for 60th birthdays on my 9th. the card had a grandma singing to “do your ears hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?…” except the grandma substituted ‘ears’ with ‘boobs’. so i basically watched a grandma tie her boobs in a knot at the young age of nine. i can’t get that ecard out of my head, ughhhhh. make the images stop.