headcanon time! so @deohsogay and i were talking and as we all know, vasquez is a giant fucking lesbian and has been out and proud since she was in high school probably and long story short, her gaydar is off the charts
so OBVIOUSLY she has alex figured out from the moment she steps into the deo. and at first she’s not sure if alex is just lowkey and private but then she realises wow alex does not know that she is in fact a giant lesbian
and this amuses vasquez to no end because alex is the gayest gay to ever gay in the history of gay, and she has absolutely no idea. and after a while it gets to vasquez and she cant hold it in anymore so their conversations go a little like this
‘vasquez i got a new motorbike!’ ‘gay’ ‘huh?’ ‘i said yay! how exciting!’
‘vasquez i went to the movies last night and saw this one with kristen stewart in it she’s so cool i really like her’ ‘lesbian’ ‘what was that?’ ‘thespian! you love actors!’
and when maggie shows up on the scene, you bet your ass vasquez hears all about the stupid, short, dimpled cop with shiny eyes who annoys the shit out of alex and vasquez is like oh my god she has a crush is this what it feels like to be proud of your children and she watches closely at the way alex smiles when maggie is around and she sees the way maggie looks at alex and she’s like ‘i give them three months and theyll be engaged’
‘it’s okay, vasquez i dont need back up, maggie’s coming with me’ ‘you are so gay’ ‘excuse me?’ ‘you sure youre okay?’
ANYWAY so after this back and forth for years, FINALLY alex approaches vasquez one day and is like ‘hey susan did you know that maggie and i are dating and also i am gay’
and vasquez goes OH THANK GOD! and she pulls out this huge fucking scrapbook and it’s called DEOh So Gay: The Gaygent Danvers Story by susan vasquez and it’s literally a scrapbook made up of sneaky photos she took of alex’s gayest outfits and also written down documentation of every time alex said or did something gay and alex is blushing and also laughing because she’s so happy she’s come so far and vasquez is a good friend and also maggie loves it and it sits on their coffee table for the rest of their lives
Listen, this is a headcanon, it’s not fact, so don’t come at me if there are inaccuracies, it’s just how I feel Kara is as a character, okay, and of course I had to write it through Sanvers’ eyes. Enjoy! P.s. Sorry for any spelling and/or grammar mistakes!
“What’s the deal with your sister?"
Alex looks to her right to see Maggie coming up beside her, leaning against the counter, the detective is staring straight forward, as Alex had been previously before, watching the scene, the family, in front of them, arguing and laughing over a game of scrabble that Alex had excused herself from only to get another glass of wine - and only after she had threatened the lives of her friends not to change any of the tiles or cheat… Alex took her scrabble very seriously.
The agent frowns at her girlfriend and looks back out at the scene, Kara was flustered, laughing in her over top way that Alex had seen her do around James, a lot, but this time it was directed at something Lena Luthor had just said and the others were staring at Kara like she was insane.
Alex chuckles a little and turns her back on the scene, focusing now on Maggie who turns her body towards Alex. "What do you mean?” Alex questions with confusion and Maggie looks at Kara briefly.
“Listen, I know the whole gaydar thing isn’t a science-” Alex laughs at that and Maggie rolls her eyes. “I mean you definitely don’t have one-"
”Hey!“ Alex protests. So maybe she was a little oblivious when it came to that sort of thing - not that it really mattered since she had Maggie, she didn’t need anything else. ”You’re the one who read me wrong, remember?“
"Okay but that’s just because you started flirting with me all of a sudden.” Maggie retorts and Alex narrows her eyes.
“I was not flirting, I was being a friend."
"Right, and that worked out didn’t it Danvers?” Maggie was teasing her, of course she was, and, if it wasn’t for Maggie’s beautiful stupid grin, and her dimpled cheeks, and shining brown eyes, Alex would’ve teased her right back but she was just a little, well, a lot, distracted.
“You kissed me.” Alex reminds her and Maggie crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow, her full blown smile falling into a smirk and god was it sexy.
“You kissed me first.” Maggie responds and Alex blushes a little at the memory. She was so embarrassed by that day, still, despite it working out in a good way, the best way possible, but, still, it got her here, standing in Kara’s kitchen with her girlfriend, she still couldn’t believe it, she had a girlfriend.
“You were asking about my sister,” Alex says, changing the subject, she’d let Maggie win that round but she wouldn’t win the next one. “I have to warn you though, if you’re about to say something bad against her, I wouldn’t.” Alex may like Maggie a lot, hell, maybe even love, but if she said something against Kara, if the pair hadn’t got along well, then Alex doesn’t even know what she would do.
“No, no, I love little Danvers,” Maggie says dismissively and Alex chuckles at the nickname that Maggie has bestowed upon her little sister. “No, I mean, I just can’t get a read on her…” Maggie says thoughtfully and Alex knits her eyebrows together in confusion.
“She’s clearly flirting with Lena, well, she’s being flirted with,” Alex turns to look at them again to see Kara fiddling nervously with her glasses while Lena just smiles and eyes her little sister. The agent narrows her eyes suspiciously at them, they were getting awfully close these past few weeks after Kara had saved Lena from a kryptonite explosion. “but your sister clearly likes her.” Alex tunes back into Maggie’s voice and turns away from the gathering for a moment.
“But then she’s also had relationships with guys right? Like James… and that Adam dude you told me about,” Alex almost laughs at the concentration on Maggie’s face and raises one eyebrow and smiles in amusement; it was like she was trying to figure out some extreme math equation and not Alex’s little sister’s love life. “and I get the sense that she’s not straight, she clearly has something going on with James, and obviously Lena, I mean, that one is really obvious-"
"Are you trying to figure out if my sister is straight or gay?” Alex interrupts Maggie’s thoughts and the detective presses her lips into a thin line and places her hands on her hips in exasperation.
“No case left unsolved,” The detective states and Alex laughs at her girlfriend and Maggie rolls her eyes. Alex holds her stomach a little from all of her laughter, taking a deep breath to help replenish her oxygen supply, even her eyes were watering. “Fine, is she bi?” Maggie asks outwardly and Alex manages to gather herself, and takes a deep breath to compose herself, before responding.
“Kind of,” Alex answers and Maggie turns her head to the side and a crease forms on her brow in confusion. “she came to Earth when she twelve."
"So…?” Maggie asks, still not getting it, she shakes her head and Alex takes a step closer.
“So, Krypton wasn’t like Earth, it didn’t have gay, straight, bi, it was just, you meet someone you like, you mate them,” Alex explains with a shrug. “I mean, I’m sure some kryptonians did have preferences for some genders but, they were efficient guys up there, reproduction was done in like tubes, actually, Kal is the only naturally conceived kryptonian in centuries, but, on Krypton, they were just encouraged to marry whoever they fell in love with, and Kara grew up with that incentive.” Alex says and Maggie listens intently, clearly very invested in the details - and she calls Alex a nerd. “Plus they were restricted to one baby per family and Kara’s DNA is really complicated, who knows if same sex couples could have biological babies, the Kryptonians were a really advanced species, plus, hello, aliens.” Maggie laughs at that and Alex smiles in response.
“To answer your question, Kara’s kryptonian, she’ll choose her mate based on compatibility, on what she likes about them, not on gender, so I guess she’s pansexual, if you want to earthly brand her."
"What did the Kryptonians class as being compatible?” Maggie asks curiously and Alex shrugs, they don’t know an awful lot about the kryptonians, only what Kara can remember, what Kal had learned from the fortress and the other pieces of information gathered from their pods.
“Who knows? Probably intelligence, to them we’re like cave men who could only dream about being on their level.” Maggie smiles and leans in close to Alex, wrapping her arms around her waist and Alex smiles gazing down at her girlfriend. “But, you know, Kara also grew up with Earth’s social construct and, compared to Krypton, it’s pretty fucked up. So people automatically assume she’s straight, and I guess when I came out to her I reminded her of Krypton, about how being straight isn’t the only option."
"Enter Lena right?” Maggie asks with amusement, because Alex is oblivious but she’s not that oblivious, and Alex laughs leaning her head forward to press it against Maggie’s.
“Enter Lena Luthor.” She confirms - she did have the intelligence.
They stand in silence for a moment, just enjoying one another’s company, Maggie can feel Alex’s thumbs gently stroking at the back of her neck and she’s more than willing, more than content, just to stand there and not move… but she has to ask something else, because she’s already opened the Krypton can of worms, she might as well go all the way.
“So Mike,” Maggie says and Alex’s eyes flutter open, momentarily distracting Maggie, and she pauses when she feels Alex’s thumbs stop stroking and she almost whines for her to continue. “He’s from decks- dacks- Daxam?” Maggie’s face scrunches up adorably and Alex grins at her fumble with the planet’s name.
“Yeah,” Alex responds. “same social construct as Krypton, except, maybe a little looser on its morals, party central according to Kara."
"So that’s why James calls Mon-El frat boy.” Maggie chuckles and Alex nods. She’d noticed that James and Maggie had been getting along quite well recently and she loved that her friends seemed to love Maggie, a lot, because they were her family and they were all important to her.
“Yep, but it was colonized by Krypton way back when, before they left the planet to itself, but, you know, the whole be with who you want to be with thing was still pretty strong, hell, according to Mon-El they even had polyamorous relationships.” Alex explains and Maggie nods her head in understanding.
“So you totally pick up on the whole Winn and Mon-El thing too right?” Maggie asks and Alex laughs out loud this time, nodding her head repeatedly, because of course she picked up on that - Winn was the least subtle person she knew, he was even worse than Kara. “I’d like to hear more about Krypton, it sounds fascinating.” Maggie admits and Alex smiles softly.
“I’m sure Kara would tell you some stories,” Alex says. “she likes to keep the memory of Krypton alive in her head, so she doesn’t forget it, she’d be more than happy to talk to you about it.” Alex says and Maggie nods her head, she might just have to ask the blonde about the planet.
“Oh snap!” Alex’s head peers over Maggie as she hears Winn’s excited yell.
“Alex! Lena just beat your score!” Kara shouts and Alex narrows her eyes.
“Oh hell no.” Alex mutters and Maggie chuckles, placing a kiss to Alex’s cheek, she turns her around and past her butt towards the living room where the game of scrabble was commencing.
“You’re going down Luthor!” Alex says and Maggie shakes her head at how competitive Alex was especially when it came to scrabble.
“That’s not the first time I’ve heard that before.” Lena says with a smirk and Maggie’s eyes widen while Kara, who was beside her, starts blushing to a blood red, almost like she might explode.
Can you do a thing where you and Dan have been dating for a while now and things get really heated but you tell Dan that you’re a virgin?
It had been three months since the two of you had started dating. You had told Dan that you weren’t comfortable with having sex until you got to know him better. He agreed that it is a very personal experience to share with someone. It wasn't something you wanted to share with someone to only have your heart broken moments after.
The sexual tension between the two of you could be felt every time the two of you hung out. You knew you were ready to let things progress with Dan but there was one little problem that the two of you had never actually discussed.You were a virgin. A glorified woman who had never felt the touch of a man. Well, it wasn’t like you hadn't gotten further with someone before. You had just never gotten to the point where you had felt comfortable with another person to share such an intimate time.
Summary: When an old friend in need reaches out to Katniss, she returns to the small town she swore she’d never set foot in again. Help Madge and then leave, she decides. But a murder investigation and one sheriff with stupid blue eyes and dimples all conspire to keep her where she thought she’d never want to be.
WARNINGS:RATED E for mentions of domestic abuse, character death, mild language to include racial slurs, an obscene love affair with coffee, and explicit sexual content.
This piece was lovingly crafted for my dear friend and beta, @peetabreadgirl, to celebrate her birthday. It’s based on a book I recently read and immediately had to Everlark because…well you’ll see. The book is Jed Had to Die by Tara Sevic. I am neither Tara Sevic nor Suzanne Collins and thus technically do not own the basic storyline or the characters. This is pure fun. Also, it’s multi-chapter, but they will be significantly shorter than my chapters usually are. Enjoy! Love you, PBJ! <3
There are few things a woman wouldn’t do for her one true love in this life. Maim, murder, wreck, and ruin. Because we all know that your one true love is reserved for that singular soul who inspires your heart and then protects it. Strong, dependable, forgiving, amazing. These are the qualities that garner affection. Especially at times when your love reliably comes through to rescue you from a horrible day. Enter Theo.
jinnie u don’t need to. the fact u’re reading all this shit is already helping cause i thought, joonie, i thought i’d become empty after him i thought i’d be unable to fall in love again, to love again, to be happy again i thought i’d be broken inside forever but u showed me i’m not i can love. i want to. i don’t want to lose it bc of some asshole came into my life and made it terrible for a while
namjoon dammit dammit jin
jinnie i’m not mad at u i couldn’t be not when u came into my life rescuing my poor dog and saying the things you said an making those damn video games and looking like someone to call home with your stupid dimples and your cute glasses
I find very funny how a post about not being interested in the ethnicity of someone suddenly makes you … a racist? When in fact, it means the opposite, I thought it was obvious. Apparently are some people who don’t know us, hate us just because we only care about Floriana’s performance as Maggie and because we don’t hate her. Friends, there are some mentally unstable people out there, I can tell.
For those whose believe in that absurd thought (the one of racism), I don’t know if you just ignore what ethnicity means or you’re just stupid, and tbh, the racists here are you, because you’re discriminating against a “white” actress playing a latin role, yes racism works that way too… Btw, Floriana Lima is actually a Latin woman, so, think about another reason to hate her, probably it’ll be as ridiculous as this one.
okay this is literally the longest scenario on earth so don’t hate me for it please. i’ve had this idea in my head for literally ever and i finally decided to do something with it. it’s also my first scenario as well, so please go easy on me you guys ;-; ~
NCT Jaehyun Scenario you’re going home to visit you parents after moving to Seoul, and your #nasty boyfriend Jung Jaehyun tags along~ a lil fluffy and a lil #nasty bc well jaehyun is #nasty af adult content at the end; intended for mature audiences only word count: 2,884 (again, i’m sorry i legit wrote a book lmao) ~
“Continue on the following
road for 47 miles, then take EXIT 38C onto…”
“Oh, Babe, can you turn off
the navigation on my phone please? I know how to get home from here,” you
interrupted the annoyingly talkative navigation app.
“Are you sure jagi? It
wouldn’t be the first time you said you ‘knew’ how to get us somewhere only to
get the both of us lost and…”
“Oh my god Jaehyun, that was literally like one time. Can you let me live? It’s not my fault the stupid
navigation app didn’t want to cooperate with me. Anyway, driving in America isn’t
like driving in Seoul; it’s way easier to drive here.”
emma just wanted to quietly enjoy tequila and loneliness on valentine’s day. killian just wanted a beer and some solitude. they most definitely didn’t want to see each other.
a (very) belated exes on valentine’s day fic with a splash of national margarita day.
cs modern au / ~3,500 words / rated T / Now on AO3
It’s really a little sickening all things considered. The chubby babies with wings and the hearts made out of lace and the flowers. The flowers that make her eyes water and her nose tickle from the pungent smell. And don’t even get her started on the cheesy cards and overpriced candy and the feelings. There’s a reason they also call it Single’s Awareness Day.
There’s no room for love when you’re drinking your second strawberry margarita a little after noon on a Tuesday.
Jesse’s Bar and Grill is just grubby enough to warrant such a promotion on a holiday - buy one tequila fueled mistake, get one free. So Emma calls in sick - she would undoubtedly be sick by the end of the day, so that wasn’t technically a lie - and ditches the paperwork for a more enjoyable companion.
She’s playing with the condensation dripping down the side of her mug, contemplating whether or not to get a basket of onion rings, when a moment of inconsequential chance changes everything.
A man walks into the bar.
Or more specifically, her ex-boyfriend walks into the bar.
I was tagged by@she-walked-awayfor my take on the deleted Klaroline kiss from 4x07. I feel like it got more angsty than I anticipated but if you know my work, angst is my fav thing to write. Enjoy :)
Caroline’s eyes widened and body stilled, completely forgetting her surroundings as her mind flooded with a million question marks.
Klaus was kissing her.
Klaus Mikaelson was kissing her on the lips.
At the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant where everyone could see, including Tyler. Yes, Caroline agreed to letting Klaus be her date to the pageant, with him still being under the assumption that she and Tyler were broken up. They ended up having a better time than she expected, much better actually. Klaus was a great date. They laughed, drank champagne and indulged in meaningful conversations with each other. Caroline couldn’t pretend she wasn’t enjoying herself or his company. But nowhere did she expect them to go from talking about hummingbirds to him pressing his soft raspberry colored lips against hers.
- This is wrong, so wrong.
Caroline thought to herself as she realized she was doing nothing to stop him.
Why was she doing nothing?!
He at least deserved a slap to the face.
Though she and Tyler’s break up was for show, they were still together behind closed doors. Tyler was still her boyfriend and the only man who should be kissing her, the only man she should want to kiss. But Klaus’ lips on hers felt all kinds of right and that scared her more than anything.
- Stupid Klaus.
Caroline briefly moved her lips with his before she quickly caught herself. Harshly pressing her hand against his chest, she pulled away.
“What the hell are you doing?” She abruptly asked.
Klaus was almost stunned by her question, as if he himself couldn’t believe he made such a bold move. But he quickly composed himself. “I thought it was rather obvious, don’t you love?” Klaus smirked.
“This is not the time for your obnoxious teasing comments.” Caroline spat. “You kissed me. Why did you kiss me?”
“Well you, as others in this wretched town know, I quite fancy you.”
She scoffed. “So, what that gives you some kind of open invitation to just kiss me whenever you feel like it!”
Klaus scrunched his forehead. “Caroline that’s not-”
She backed away from his reach. “No. You kissed me, here. At a public event with my friends and family, where Tyler is sitting just across the path.”
He stiffened at the mention of his disloyal hybrid.
“I thought he was a thing of the past?” He gritted his teeth.
Caroline opened then closed her mouth.
Can he just let her be angry for god’s sake!
She huffed. “Does it matter? He was still my boyfriend and someone I cared a lot about. Showing up here with you confuses people. I don’t want us to become the next Mystic Falls rumor.”
“So there is an us?” Klaus teasingly grinned.
Caroline wanted to slap that adorable expression off his dimpled face. She was so confused and angry, more with herself than Klaus. Conflicted on the simple kiss that she secretly wished was longer.
Klaus is evil, selfish and sadistic. He’s a terrible person and everything she shouldn’t be attracted to. She was still with Tyler, she loved Tyler and liking anything about Klaus was not an option ever. No matter how appealing his accent was or his stupid dimples or the way he understood her like no one else, or that she didn’t have to hide herself from him.
- Stupid, stupid Klaus!
Caroline heavily sighed. “Klaus, I’m serious.”
“So am I. But it seems to me you’re more concerned of other people’s opinions on what you’re doing, instead of what it is you’re actually doing.”
Her heart was pounding loudly and aggressively in her chest. “That-that’s not what I meant.”
Klaus knowingly grinned as if he could hear all her inner thoughts.
- Could he be anymore frustrating?
The flustered blonde pressed her lips together, sweaty palms and cloudy mind.
“Look, I had a nice time but I think this is done.”
“This?” He questioned.
“This date, or whatever you want to call it.” She said motioning her finger between them.
“We had a deal.” Klaus said darkly.
“Yeah and kissing wasn’t part of it!” Caroline spat back. “You think you can do whatever you want but you can’t, not with me.”
Klaus opened his mouth to speak but Caroline was still going.
“Your stupid infatuation over me is ridiculous you know that, right? You fancy me?” She laughed. “How when you barely know me?”
His face darkened. “Now love, we both know that’s not true.”
Safe to say Klaus knew her better than her own friends. She hated admitting that.
Caroline shook her head. “Bottom line, you’re a terrible person Klaus who has done nothing to help me besides for your own selfish gain. You tormented the guy I love and terrorized my friends and people I care about. And you’re weird stalker whatever thing isn’t flattering, it’s weird. I’m in love with Tyler, he’s the one I want. Nothing between me and you was ever going to happen, okay? The fact that I even entertained the thought of us possibly being friends was naive of me. I should have known I was signing a deal with the devil when I agreed to this. Trusting you in any way was a mistake I will never make again.”
So many half truths in everything she just screamed at him, she could barely believe it herself.
Klaus’ face hardened and before she knew it, he was directly in front of her again.
Caroline could practically taste his breath. Their noses almost touching as his ocean blue eyes heavily bored into her’s. She could even see the trim of sea green around his iris.
The loud pounding noise was her heart ready to fall out her butt. The close proximity making her anxious as she anticipated his next move. He wouldn’t dare try kissing her again after after all this, if the anger and hurt written all over his face wasn’t proof enough.
Did she want him to kiss her again?
“It seems you’ve been working awfully hard brewing up that little list of yours, it almost sounded rehearsed.”
She gulped at his threatening tone. “I meant all of it.” Her voice coming out more shaky and soft than she intended.
Maybe hurting his feelings was what he needed to finally catch the hint. Klaus nodded. “I too have entertained that thought…of being friends. Guess we both were rather blinded.”
Caroline wanted to gasp but she couldn’t.
“I’ve allowed a lot to be pushed aside, made negotiations and expressed mercy for your sake and your sake alone. I’ve shown weakness for you. A mistake I, will never make again.” He coldly claimed.
Why was him vocalizing his feelings hitting her harder than it should? What did he mean by that? Was he going to drop out her life after everything now?
The orchestra began to play loudly as the contestants walked back out for their final farewell, snapping Caroline out of her haze. She nervously looked around smiling, wondering if anyone was watching them.
She caught a quick glimpse of Tyler who was thankfully wrapped up in a conversation with Hayley.
Last thing she needed was explaining any of this to him right now.
Caroline discreetly licked her dry lips before staring back at the hybrid. "I can’t…you just can’t do that, ever again okay?“
Her voice was breathless. Still taken aback by the unexpected kiss, this conversation and her conflicting emotions.
Klaus took another step closer, as if he was searching for another answer in her eyes but his face remained hard.
“Noted.” He simply stated.
Before Caroline could even attempt at another word, he was already gone. Her only reminder of his presence was her crumbled up Miss Mystic Falls application left on the grass.
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Well, here we are. It’s been quite the journey, and I hope you’ve all enjoyed it, especially you, @peetabreadgirl! There’s a strong chance I’d be crying in the corner over something fic related without you in my life. Clearly, you’re my Johanna. ;-) The story will be up on AO3 and FF.net in its entirety by the end of the week. I’ve been posting chapters five at a time, so if you follow me over there, I apologize for the flood of notification e-mails. Will make one more post here once it’s complete on the other sites. Smutty MCSmutterson out!
“Do you think they’ll serve pie?”
“Don’t eat the strawberry if they do. Just to be safe.” I smother my laughter at this and lean back against the trunk of the apple tree I scaled half an hour ago, the speakers below me unaware of my presence.
The funny thing about gossip and scandal is that it’s a stupid, fickle thing. Two years after I returned to Twelve Willows to propose a joint Daily Fix and bakery franchise to Peeta and ask him out for real, so much has already changed, and yet so much remains the same.
To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest. They are doing open casting calls all over the country. Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.
Characters: Reader, Best friend Nikki (OC), Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, misha Collins, other Supernatural cast and crew
A/N: This is my first attempt at writing about Jared and Jensen and the show. Please be gentle as I am a delicate flower LOL. For the purposes of this story, Jared and Gen are divorced. NO HATE please !
Nikki and I have been best friends since the second grade. She has seen me through breakups, crappy jobs, losing my Dad, and 4 grueling years of nursing school. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for her. I had just finished 3 twelve hour shifts in a row and I had four days off. I couldn’t wait to put on my comfy PJ’s and watch Netflix until my brain exploded.
My cell rang and I smiled when I saw who it was. “Hey Nik! Perfect timing as always! What’s new?” I asked.
“Hey Y/N, remember when you took your nursing boards and I had to drive you because you were convinced you were gonna puke from nerves?” Nikki said in one long breath.
I was immediately suspicious. She wanted something. “Yeah.” I said slowly.
“Well I need you to do the same for me on Saturday.” She blurted out.
“Your taking nursing boards on Saturday?” I was really confused.
“No silly. Supernatural is having a contest to celebrate its 15th season on the air. They are having open casting calls in cities around the country for a new character. They want to cast an unknown. And the rumor is its Jared’s love interest!!” She was practically screeching with excitement.
I sighed. This again. Nikki had tried everything to get me to watch this show. I had watched maybe 10 minutes of the pilot before I completely lost interest. She was obsessed. She talked about these guys non stop.
“Is that the pretty boy or the freakishly tall one?” I asked, completely not listening or caring either way.