stupid adorable kids i love you so much

detvardet  asked:

heyhey ^----^ i'd love to know what your favorite evak headcanons are <3

Good day my lovely! 

okay yay omg this will probably just turn into a ramble of nothingness so be prepared. 

  • So they are 100% that super annoyingly adorable couple that just flirtatiously tease each other…constantly. I mean this is basically canon. They totally do this. There are so many “Oh my god you like Twilight? ugh nope sorry baby I just have to break up with you now” and then there is that super gross “Oh okay, you just try to get rid of me” and then they touch noses and giggle and flirtatiously push each other away only to bounce back. and then one of them pretends to bite the others neck and it’s just super embarrassing because they forget that Magnus and Mahdi are standing there with them, watching it all and just being like “omg get a room” 
  • Okay they watch so many movies. Movies of all kinds. Of course Isak lets Even pick, every time. He loves seeing the passion in his eyes as they watch a film that Even considers as the ‘artistic expression of a genius’ the way Even taps him on the shoulder and whispers excitingly in his ear “watch this, look, look, look! Did you see that? How brilliant is that?” and honestly Isak didn’t see it because he was too busy watching the man of his life glow and become captivated in his passion for film. Sometimes they will put some old film that Even is obsessed with on mute and Even will tell Isak what the characters are saying based on Even’s own script. He just makes up what the characters are saying and doing in his head and turns the movie into something completely different. Sometimes it surprisingly works ??? but then other times it is so ridiculous, so completely stupid that they both just end up on the floor in fits of giggles until one of them suggests they just watch an episode of The Walking Dead or something. 
  • *sigh* and then there are the drawings. So so many drawings. You don’t think they would stop now that they are together and Even ain’t got any explaining to do? no no no. There are drawings for everything. Sometimes when Isak goes to his locker in between classes a note will fall out that has a drawing of Even basically sleeping bored and tired in class and then on the other side their will be a parallel universe where Even and Isak are together listening to music and eating kebabs. When they are living together and are out of milk Even will leave a drawing on the fridge of a dancing milk carton with a big googly face and Isak is just like “Eveeeeeeen, if we’re out of milk, just buy milk?!” but he pockets the drawing anyway because Even’s drawings set his heart on fire and remind him how lucky he is to have such a creative and beautiful boyfriend. He loves his drawings and one day Even will find out just how much he does. When he goes looking for a pen one day and instead finds a shoe box under Isak’s bed that is full of every single drawing Even had given him. He knows if he says anything to Isak about it, he would just get all embarrassed and awkward so Even puts the box back and never brings it up but instead he puts more effort into the drawings. He gives Isak a drawing for every little thing, because knowing that something as small as this can make the man he loves more than anything else a little bit happy, is the best feeling in the world. 
  • One of my fave head canons is Isak’s silly raps. Omg now that Isak is happy and confident and accepting of himself, his raps? oh boy they are so much more frequent, it is embarrassing. He raps in the shower, while Even is cooking him breakfast, he raps when he is doing his homework and just can’t get the damn question right. He raps when Even forgot to do the laundry and Even likes to call that one “you and your dirty laundry” It is actually so adorable. He makes up the most stupid raps about silly things like shampoo and bacon and there was this one he did about the spot between Even’s brows that he loves to kiss. And then eventually do you know what happens? Isak goes from rapping…to singing and oh my heart, Even can not deal. He is so hopelessly in love when he hears Isak sing and when it happens he is transported into pure heaven. Okay this is getting too much I know but I’m just imagining Isak as the kind of dad that sings to his kids and makes up these silly songs and it’s just- this is too much for my heart omg.

Okay this got so long so I’m gonna leave it here but ahhh I can think of so many more so if anyone has any prompts or wants some more stupid fluffy ramblings from me, shoot me a message. 💚

I Can’t Quit You

Anon Request: Hey! I was wondering if you could write an imagine for me where the reader goes to the red carpet with her boyfriend Seb, and she meets her first celeb crush Jake Gyllenhaal and Seb gets a bit jealous and uneasy, and the reader assures him that she loves him not Jake. Thank you!

Tags: @yourgayonlinemom, @broken-pieces, @bubblyanarocks3, @yessy2012


Dating Sebastian Stan came with a lot of perks: random butt slaps on one another, soft kisses for no reasons, forcing him to watch dorky crime documentaries, being forced to watch dorky space documentaries, playing with one another’s hair, and so much sass people sometimes think the couple was fighting when in reality they were too deep into their banter to recognize the world around them. In addition to the everyday things that made (Y/N) fall more  in love with Sebastian, there was also the fact that, even though she was so incredibly low maintenance, he still loved to spoil her and show her off to the world.

“Do we have to go,” she said softly while sitting on the edge of their hotel bed. Sebastian slowly walked toward her wearing his boxers and buttoning a longsleeve white dress shirt.

“You don’t have to,” he said while making his way toward his suitcase to find a pair of socks, “but I kind of do. Why? You don’t want to come to the red carpet event for Stronger?” (Y/N) pursed her lips as she considered her options, weighing the pros and cons in her head. Pros would include spending more time with Sebastian, paying respects to the victims of the Boston bombing, and potentially meeting Jake Gyllenhaal. Cons included possibly embarrassing Sebastian due to her not being used to attending these events, and potentially meeting Jake Gyllenhaal.

“It’s not that I don’t want to,” she admitted as Sebastian came her way and lowered himself beside her on their bed. “I just don’t want to look like a starstruck idiot,” she laughed.

“How could you ever look like an idiot?” he smiled across at her while placing an arm around her shoulders. Intentionally, she made a dorky face by crossing her eyes, raising her eyebrows, and sticking her tongue out at him. Unexpectedly, she felt his lips press against hers and his teeth clam down on her tongue. “Now we’re both idiots,” he laughed as she gasped at his quick actions.

“Fine,” she sighed and dramatically pulled herself from the bed and made her way to the closet to start getting dressed. She threw on the dress Sebastian had picked out. It was a smooth, dark green colored floor length gown that he though looked absolutely stunning on her. After she completed her hair and makeup, she exited the bathroom just as Sebastian put the finishing touches on his outfit. Their eyes met and each of their mouths curled into a smile.

“Ready love?” he asked while offering her his arm. She linked hers through his and leaned against him as they listened to their heels click against the floor and then the pavement as they paced toward the vehicle waiting for them.


Sebastian stepped out onto the red carpet first and the crowd roared at his entrance. Smiling, he offered a short wave before turning to the car and taking (Y/N)’s hand in his delicately as she rose from the car. Sebastian’s arm slid around (Y/N)’s waist and together, they strut down the aisle of the red carpet. Just as they were beginning to pose for a few photos, out of the corner of her eyes, (Y/N) spotted the star of the movie and both her pro and con of deciding to come tonight.

“Oh shit,” she muttered and tried to hide her face from the cameras.

“What?” Sebastian quickly asked. “You didn’t forget to unplug your curling iron again, did you?” (Y/N) shot her boyfriend a playful look, narrowing her eyes at him and flattening her lips.

“It’s a flat iron, and no,” she grumbled jokingly as they smiled for more photos and his hands lingered around her waist.

“Then what are you ‘oh shit’-ing about?”

“That’s Gyllen Jake…Jakenhaal…” Flustered, her cheeks quickly became a bright red and Sebastian laughed at her.

“Jake Gyllenhaal?” he questioned to which she quickly nodded her head and bit her lips. “You’re star struck!” he immediately started to tease.

“Shut up!” she snapped as they moved closer toward the actor she had admired throughout her life.

“Oh come on, (Y/N), you’re never the one to get starstruck, let me have my fun,” Sebastian pestered.

“I will let you have all the fun you want tonight so long as you shut up right now,” she grumbled as they made their way closer and closer to Jake as the crowd of people began flowing in that direction.

“Damn, someone must be desperate,” he teased. At his persistence, (Y/N) slipped her hand from his, showing him that she meant business and was done screwing around. “I’m sorry,” he instantly said with a laugh. “What’s the big deal, though? You’ve met tons of celebrities before today, why all of a sudden are you so bashful?” (Y/N) tried to think of a way to avoid explaining her longtime crush on Jake Gyllenhaal, but the regular reason was obsolete. Usually when someone asks about a weird crush on a celebrity, the easiest excuse is that the chances of ever meeting them are slim to none, let alone having the opportunity to talk to them, and then even less possible when considering whether or not they’d actually be romantically interested. Unfortunately, she couldn’t use this excuse on Sebastian because those rules/possibilities went out the window when they met. They met on accident, got to talking, fell into a mutual appreciation of the other’s weirdness, and called it love.

Sensing her uneasiness as they continued on their red carpet walk, he immediately realized the reason why she was panicking over Gyllenhaal. Her hand, which had slipped back into his, was clammy, she looked slightly paler than normal and had a strange death grip on his hand. Slowly, his laughter at her uneasiness turned into his own discomfort at the situation. He knew how passionate she was about things she cared about and it was because of that passion that he grew to know, appreciate, and love her. The thought of some other man being able to do the same destroyed him and he instantly directed her toward the theatre. 

Once inside, the pair sat together awaiting the rest of the viewers’ arrival as well as the cast’s. (Y/N) was both relieved and disappointed at Sebastian’s decision to go inside rather than mingle with the rest of the actors invited. This way she wouldn’t have to face the awkwardness of being introduced to one of her most favorite actors, but that means she would never be able to meet said favorite actor. Slowly, Sebastian’s hand slipped from hers and she folded her hands in her lap, anxiously looking over at the man beside her.

“Is everything okay?” she asked, noticing his jaw tense slightly.

“Everything is fine,” he said shortly before turning to face her, offering a light smile in hopes she’d leave the subject alone.

“Seb, I know you’re lying to me,” she said softly as more people began to enter the theatre.

“Leave it alone, (Y/N). I’m fine,” he grumbled under his breath.

“Sebastian,” she sighed, “please tell me.”

“No,” she stated sharply. “I know I’m overreacting and if you leave it alone I’ll get over it quicker, okay?”

“Overreacting to what?” she asked softly.

“You’re little crush,” he snapped silently beside her ear. “I noticed.”

“Are you seriously jealous?” she asked in shock.

“I told you I was overreacting,” he huffed impatiently. “But yeah, I’m kind of jealous. You’ve probably liked him a lot longer than you’ve liked me–stop laughing!” (Y/N) couldn’t stop giggling into her boyfriend’s neck as it grew more and more red from his embarrassment and envy.

“Sebastian,” she laughed his name and stared directly at him, “look at me.” Upon her request his eyes fell into hers and he couldn’t help his anger any longer. He didn’t want to lose such a magnificent person in his life but he knew he was being ridiculous in his jealousy. “I love you more than I could possibly love any other human being. So what if I had a stupid celebrity crush when I was a kid, slash adolescent, slash young adult,” she laughed. “You’re so much more than a crush. You’re the real thing. You leave me in euphoria and ecstasy. You’re my addiction and do you know what?” her voice was so soft and tentative to his emotions. Her eyes were peering into his soul and his heart swelled with joy as her lips curled toward her ears in an adorable smile.

“What?” he asked gently, pretending to still be upset when in reality he was starting to fall for her all over again.

“I can’t quit you.” Sebastian instantly started laughing at her, put his arm around her shoulder, and pulled her against him. Both of his arms wrapped around her body as she leaned over the armrest. His lips pressed against the side of her head and he whispered into her eucalyptus smelling hair.

“I love you so much,” he laughed into her hair. “You always know how to make me smile.”

“Because I love you and I could never look at anyone the way I look at you,” she smiled while pressing her lips against his, feeling his scruff against her face. “Except maybe Bucky Barnes.” Sebastian rolled his eyes at her and smiled. “But don’t you ever think that you’re less important to me than you actually are.” As the rest of the viewers came in and the lights dimmed, Sebastian raised the armrest from between them and allowed (Y/N) to lean against his side.

“I won’t,” he promised, his voice soft through the beginning credits of the film, “but, just for future reference, there’s no one else on your celebrity sex list that I need to be cautious of, is there?”

“Come on babe, you’re my celebrity sex list,” she sultrily called, her hot breath grazing his neck as she whispered sweet nothings into his ear until a few angry viewers started to toss popcorn at the couple who had began to make out. 

“Even though I love Disney movies like Wreck-It Ralph, and I’m super excited for BH6, it kind of bugs me how "modern” they are. Movies like The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, and so on are timeless. You can still appreciate them decades later. Even newer movies like Tangled or Frozen will have the same value years from now. But while making Honey love taking selfies is adorable now, it’ll probably seem pretty stupid to kids of the future, with how technology changes so much.“

astraleyedandroid  asked:

what if humanstuck au where kanaya is eridan's big sister

no no please let me
let me tell you how strongly I feel about family AUS

and how they have fucked me up

From AUs and otherwise, all of the blood groups are familial units to me (Like Karkat/Kankri are brothers, Feferi/Meenah are sisters, Serket sisters, etc), and primarily it’s their Ancestor functioning as a parent. (Or in the Peixes case, sometimes their lusus.) 

Sometimes the families blend! Now, I LOVE different blends godddd Kanaya sister with Eridan little sibling is adorable. I did one with Aranea as the older sister at some point and she would read him loooong and convoluted fantasy books and it was adorable.

In my longest standing private RP, the Ampora family and Serket family are blended, So Cronus and Eridan are brothers to Aranea and Vriska as sisters. (With Mindfang and Dualscar as bickering but long-suffering parents who are viciously protective and obnoxiously proud of their stupid kids. They’re terrible. It’s amazing.)

What this means is whenever I see any pairings that break the familial bonds I’m like AUUUUUGHHHH NO STOP THAT’S YOUR SISTER NOOOOO

Like… I love family dynamics in AUs so much.

you all should…. send me some…

This is the most adorable thing I ever seen!
And to you people who still gonna keep telling yourself and others that the baby is fake, leave. Just leave the fandom and special don’t talk to me.
I’m so done with it.
Louis Tomlinson is a dad
to a beautiful boy named Freddie, I couldn’t be more happy for him cause I know how much he loves kids. 
I don’t believe that the baby will just disappear and they will tell us that all this is fake and Louis was never the dad srsly doesn’t anyone hear how stupid it sounds?
And don’t give me the fucking “It’s Modest” crap bullshit. People need to grow up.
And if that ever would happen (they tell us it’s fake) which it won’t then please come and laugh at my face but right now just get away from me.

And a special go to hell to them who are throwing hate on Brianna and calling her slut for carrying Louis` child. If you wanna throw hate do it on Louis then if you have to cause he was the one who made her pregnant, but no you won’t do that cause he is the man and all. Disgusting.
Why can’t you all just leave it ? 

ANYWAY
hope ya all get a wonderful day, all the love J x

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SASS MASTER, THE BEST RAPPER KILIN THE GAME, THE MOST ADORABLE PERSON, THE MOST SEXIES BOY, BLUE EYES GAME STRONG, THE BABY FACE.

Dude is it like to be so old and look like a kid? Lmao joking obviously.

I love you so much, I love how you’re honest and real with us, I love how you can light up my day just with some stupid shit, I love everything about you. I can’t say a bad word about you even when I want to. You’re literally perfection to me. I want all of your dreams come true, I want you to tour with Jack as long as you can and want to, I want you to rap with Skate all the time, I want too see more tweets when you call Sammy daddy because those are the best hahha. You’re a person that everyone need in their lifes, and meet you and just hug you and tell you how precious you are is my big dream. Please never change, always be so stupid in good way, tweet as many stupid-in good way-shit as you can, rap as long as you can, be yourself as long as you can, because that’s why everyone loves you. 

I don’t know any better person than you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!

***please ignore the terrible edit or something, i literally have no talent lol bye**

seven thousand people. 

why do that many people follow me? are you guys okay??

I DON’T EVEN LIKE DOING THESE WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF

animalfry ur fuckin ugly and a LOSER but i still manage to literally love you more than anything. thank u sm for everything you’ve done and lol you’ve literally seen me sob my eyes out and u still didn’t judge me and u literally know aLL my secrets and u STILL don’t judge me so thank u for that i guess. also thank u for supporting me through every stupid idea i have and thx 4 being so supportive w my love for troye even if u don’t share my passions

digging-troyler k i love you a LOT and i also love how much ur family loves me it’s actually pretty gr8 considering i’m LAME but yeah i’m only friends w you for ur food and money k cool have fun in vegas without me bye loser. just kidding i adore u so much i’m even wearing the sweater u got me it’s RLY warm and soft so thank u sm ok bye don’t get TOO trashed tonight

just-travis listen………… u know those people that are like “yeah! we talk for like, 10 hours every day!1!1” when they only talk for 3 or 4? yeah, we’re not those people. we ACTUALLY talk for TEN HOURS STRAIGHT every day. what do we even TALK about for that long oh my god but ya i love u sssssssm thank u for sticking w me even when i get annoying or emotional over boys or annoying AND emotional over boys. ya thx sm

trovesivan ok willow we don’t talk all the time but ur literally so cute and nice and uGH i actually adore you so much and ur way too cool for me. we rly need to actually have a conversation one day and learn each other’s favorite colors and songs and everything ok i love you sm

troyelikesboys zoe……… i love you so much. ur so funny and cool and pRETTY and NICE and i can’t even believe we’re friends because lol you’re perfect and i’m LAME but i actually love you a lot a lot a lot okay frick

itmetroye k listen marykate you’re so cool and pretty and uGH i am so jealous of u for those very reasons and i’m not sure whether ur coming to vidcon or not but either way you need to come to california soon k cool thx sm

troylerslayvan5ever emily ugh i love you SO MUCH and i am sO PROUD OF YOU FOR EVERYTHING OKAY you basically know how much i love you but seriously, i love you so much. thank you for always always being there for me and i love u loser

kurtcobainvevo courtney k you’re literally WAY too cool for me like i still don’t understand why you talk to me but seriously you’re gonna grow up to do such amazing things and i love everything you stand for and i love hearing your opinions on things and your life is literally so cool and you’re so cool and wow bye

and lastly… i’m gonna cry lol

troyesivan listen………………………………………………….. troye. okay. alright i’m a little nervous because there is a chance you may see this this time. alright so, i love you. to say you have changed my entire life and my entire personality and my entire outlook on life is such an understatement. to say you make me happy is an understatement. basically, i don’t know how to tell you anything. ok but lol listen at the LA meetup you told me some r e a l  ly unexpected things that actually left me speechless and awkward so i never got to tell you things. thank you for everything you’ve done. for me, for this fandom, for the WORLD okay. thank you, thank you, thank you. i really hope you’re happy and that you’re doing okay because you deserve the absolute world. you deserve the whole thing and i hATE that my awkwardness has constantly stopped us from actually having a conversation every time i meet you but next time will be different okay. i don’t want this to be too long so i’ll just stop here but troye, we love you.

ok!!!!!!! now the part i have been dREADING BYE ((not in order of importance or anything ok))

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OK I’M LITERALLY EXHAUSTED i’m so sorry if i forgot anyone i promise it isn’t personal i’m just stupid

BUT SERIOUSLY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SEVEN THOUSAND OH MY GO D YOU GUYS