stupds

anonymous asked:

You bully Jonas a lot, do you hate him? how come you don't hit him, hes a nerd

hes off fuckn limits. tel ur stupd fucknn frends & evry1u  kno hes ooff limts.

margoshkas  asked:

hey, 😄! so i saw your tags in the tim's a sexist post and i just wanna ask what do you mean about it? like, what i got is bad characterisation =/= character flaws, right? so how can y'all say that tim is just a mere victim of bad writing, when it's been consistent that he's been a sexist, misogynist fuck boy for a span of a decade? and like okay, we can chalk that up as bad characterisation, but like what are tim's character flaws then?

Hey there friend! (Love your writing by the way… just had to get that out of the way, haha.)

For those who need context on the sexist!tim meta post, here’s the post, and here’re my tags:

#*bangs pots and pans together* canon sucksssss  #literally no character in comics has been safe from awful characterisation :/  #theres showing a character to have flaws… and then theres making a acharacter an awful person  #you can practically hear the male writers chuckling at ‘stupd ariana and spoiler and tam’  #i hate comics 

So I would agree with you that Tim has been a sexist, misogynistic fuck boy for the span of a decade, even longer… but I would argue that it’s more because he’s been written by sexist, misogynistic fuck boys who think “hur-dee-dur this will be sexist and funny hahahhaha” and project it on to Tim’s character. 

Portraying misogyny and sexism in comics is good because these are real problems and men soak these things up from birth till they become habits and have to unlearn them throughout life… but writing characters as being misogynistic and sexist and NOT pointing out/addressing/making it obvious that it is wrong and having the characters continue to make these little remarks and stupid, antiquated “she’s just a girl” “leave this to the pros (aka men)” “dayum girl do you really eat this much?” comments that are meant to be read as “laughable and funny”?? 

I’m sorry, that’s the writers being little shitheads, not the characters.

As for flaws? I think Tim has many. I don’t know why you put “y’all” in the ask because this is really me just speaking for myself and my own interpretation of Tim’s character… but not all people who like Tim Drake think he’s a “perfect little cherub who can never do any wrong and is fragile and broken and only ever does things out of love! uwu~”

I would say that one of Tim’s flaws is that he can switch between “I’m a genius and everyone else is stupid” and “I’m worthless I should just crawl into a hole and die” in .05 seconds. He struggles with finding that balance where he can be confident in his own intelligence but also understand that he’s still human and makes mistakes and, yes, sometimes other people do know better/have more wisdom than he does. 

When Tim is in this “god-mode” in his mind, he can be a real shit and say mean, stupid things because “he knows so much better than you”… and I think that some misogyny could definitely come into play here. Again, to show this is good characterisation and leaves room for development. 

But to simply show him as being a misogynistic and sexist asshole for the sake of it and never changing after EVERYTHING he’s been through and the number of times these amazing kickass girls have saved his butt? That’s just bad writing. We saw this character development with Damian, who grew from a misogynistic little prick into someone who actually respects women and treats them like equals… so I argue that someone dropped the ball with Tim. 

Anyways… that’s just my opinion/thoughts! :) If you or anyone else would like to add/comment I’d love to keep up the discussion!

Hermione Granger has created “Us”

Hermione Granger has added Harry Potter

Hermione Granger has added Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy: wats dis

Draco Malfoy: we hav a chat hermione

Draco Malfoy: did u lose it

Hermione Granger: first of all, I thoroughly regret teaching you muggle text abbreviation

Hermione Granger: and second, this is not the same, Harry’s here too

Draco Malfoy: ???????????

Draco Malfoy: wat u mean hes here

Hermione Granger: it’s a group chat

Hermione Granger: Harry, can you read all of this?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: take longr potter will ya

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: dis exactly y he & I dnt txt

Draco Malfoy: he takes 4evr

Draco Malfoy: maks me wanna kill mself

Hermione Granger: your writing makes me want to kill myself

Hermione Granger: please stop

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: y did u do dis granger

Hermione Granger: I thought it was Hermione now

Draco Malfoy: it comes and goes I wouldn’t trust it

Hermione Granger: see! You can write like a human being!

Draco Malfoy: dat was stupd autocorrct

Hermione Granger: …

Hermione Granger: you mean to tell me that writing like this actually takes you longer?

Harry Potter is writing 

Harry Potter: Hello. Oh so this is like the Gryffindor chat we have, right?

Draco Malfoy: what

Hermione Granger: right 

Draco Malfoy: you have a group chat with all your gryffindor mates?

Draco Malfoy: why wasn’t i aware of that?

Hermione Granger: because you’re not a gryffindor?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: so? I can just imagine the type of things you discuss there

Draco Malfoy: if you didn’t tell me it’s for a reason

Harry Potter: I guess you’d also like to know about the group chat we have with Ron.

Draco Malfoy: :O

Harry Potter: And with the work people

Hermione Granger: …

Draco Malfoy: >:(

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione: Harry…´

Harry Potter: And with Pansy, Theo, and Blaise.

Draco Malfoy: WHAT

Draco Malfoy: I AM INDIGNANT

Draco Malfoy: WAS NO ONE PLANNING ON TELLING ME THIS

Hermione Granger: Draco

Hermione Granger: is not what it looks like!

Draco Malfoy: LIKE HELL IT IS

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione Granger: We were planning your birthday!

Draco Malfoy: THAT’S IT. IM CALLING PANSY

Hermione Granger: Draco no!

Draco Malfoy has left the group

Harry Potter: We also have one with Cho, Viktor, Ginny, and Ron.

Harry Potter: It’s called Ex Lovers.

Hermione Granger: Harry, he’s left the group.

Harry Potter: Oh 

Harry Potter: Hermione! You totally ruined the surprise!

Hermione Granger: me?!

Hermione Granger: You were the one who told him about the chat!

Harry Potter: Yes, but he didn’t have to know why!

Hermione Granger: at least Pansy can handle him

Hermione Granger has added Draco Malfoy 

Harry Potter has changed the chat’s name to Draco has no friends

Hermione Granger: for fuck’s sake Harry! 

Draco Malfoy: he did that? 

Draco Malfoy: tosser. 

Draco Malfoy: wait. how can he do that? 

Hermione Granger: I made you both admins as well 

Hermione Granger: something that I’m sure I’ll regret in just a minute

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to Harry Tosser 

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione Granger: you know, I can remove your admin privileges

Draco Malfoy: so I spoke to Pansy

Draco Malfoy: and i’ll have u both know that i am the founder of the new slytherin group chat

Hermione Granger: that’s great!

Draco Malfoy: and ur not invited

Hermione Granger: we know…

Draco Malfoy: also i want a strawberry chocolate cake this year

Hermione Granger changed the chat’s name to My boyfriends are idiots

Harry Potter: Hermione, where is the fabric softener?

Hermione Granger: under the kitchen sink

Harry Potter: No, not that one. The good one.

Hermione Granger: good one?

Harry Potter: You know, the one Draco uses

Draco Malfoy: it’s hidden behind hermione’s cheap one 

Hermione Granger: :O

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Hermione has a terrible sense of smell

Draco Malfoy: hermione u didn’t aswr my qstion 

Draco Malfoy: y u made dis chat

Hermione Granger: why do you think?

Hermione Granger: we have a three way relationship and we can’t have a three way chat?

Hermione Granger: I thought it’d be easier to communicate with each other at the same time

Hermione Granger: but if it’s such a bad idea let’s just forget it

Hermione Granger has left the chat

Draco Malfoy: shit

Harry Potter: Nice going.

Draco Malfoy: shut up

Draco Malfoy: how do i add her back?

Harry Potter: I’m not sure.

Draco Malfoy: jfc

Draco Malfoy: i’ll just make it up to her when i get back home

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: wait. ur home, right? shouldnt she be back there by now? 

Harry Potter: Yes. She’s not, though.

Harry Potter: How are you going to make it up to her?

Draco Malfoy: ;)

Draco Malfoy: wouldn’t u like to know

Harry Potter: We literally sleep on the same bed.

Harry Potter: I would know either way.

Draco Malfoy: fine, if it means that much u can watch

Draco Malfoy: but ur not invited.

Harry Potter: Please, like you’d be able to control yourself with me around. 

Draco Malfoy: is that a bet?

Harry Potter: Maybe

Draco Malfoy: maybe? scared potter?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to The Boy Who’ll Lose The Bet 

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: ??????

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to gryffindors suck

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter: You wish, Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy changed the chat’s name to The loser must put on Hermione’s knickers for a whole day

Harry Potter: That’s not punishment for you, you like doing that.

Draco Malfoy: … i do not…

Harry Potter: It’s okay, you look nice.

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to Potter’s a pervert

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter: So when are you coming home?

Draco Malfoy has added Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy: ha! i figured it out

Draco Malfoy: hermione do u want me to pick u up at ur office?

Hermione Granger: no

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Draco’s not getting any tonight

Hermione Granger changed the chat’s name to Harry’s sleeping in the sofa tonight

Draco Malfoy chaged the chat’s name to HA!

Hermione Granger chaned the chat’s name to And maybe I’ll sleep at Pansy’s

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Maybe is Hermione who’s not getting any tonight

Draco Malfoy: dont try to win me over harry i know u just wanna win the bet

Hermione Granger: what bet?

Draco Malfoy: he says i cant resist his sexual charms

Hermione Granger: …

Hermione Granger: you can’t.

Draco Malfoy: WHAT

Hermione Granger. but to be fair, he can’t either. I would win that bet

Draco Malfoy: oh really?

Harry Potter: Lies

Hermione Granger: alright. the last one to give in wins

Harry Potter: You’re on.

Draco Malfoy: are you two losers ready? cause im getting home

Hermione Granger: me too

Harry Potter: I’m waiting.

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter has changed the chat’s name to Us <3

Torn apart (Steve x Reader & Bucky x Reader)

Originally posted by sincerelysaraahh

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 , Part 4

Summary: AU

Reader was dating Steve when she started falling for Bucky. After her heart was broken, she decided to leave from both man and now after two years she is coming back.

Warning: swearing


As you stepped into the building with Nat, Peter, and Clint the first person you saw was Sam.
He had his back turned to you as he was leaning on the table where some girl sat.
˝Sam! ˝ You pretend that you were mad walking quickly to him.
˝Y/N? What are y.. ˝ Before he could finish you slap him. He was confused for a second, but he joined you in your little game.
˝Baby, I’m so sorry. ˝ He took your hands in his giving you his best puppy eyes.
˝Alright, but I don’t want you to go back to this girl, whenever I’m not in the mood to play with you.˝
˝You guys are sick. ˝Peter walked past you. Sam laughed and pulled you in a hug.

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Vampire!Exo: You’re His Housekeeper

kai:

*Watching your every move*

Originally posted by vitunkpoppi

Baekhyun:

“Hey beautiful”

*Never seen someone so mesmerizing before*

Originally posted by squynhty

Sehun:

*Mesmerized by the smell of you whenever you walks by*

Originally posted by katherine8595

Chanyeol:

*You always calls him master*

Originally posted by katherine8595

Suho:

*He’s always hard on you without meaning too*

Originally posted by katherine8595

D.o:

*Always ends up doing something stupd whenever eye contact is involved*

Originally posted by kpopliciious

Xiumin:

*Needs blood but doen’t want to hurt you”

Originally posted by daenso

Chen:

*Always appear discreetly to places you’re in”

Originally posted by lawlliets

Lay:

You:”I’m done cleaning the hallway,master”

“Didn’t i tell you to call me by my name?”

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

Problems again...

So you might be like “so disco? How’s your bullying problem shit?” WELL! Uhm.. It’s was going good till stuff happened that crack me the fucked up! WARNING: (CONTAIN SWEARING) so, @iamtheelena and me were on the school bus just going home and stuff…. And theses two grade 1 in our bus.. THEY WERE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT! I know they are just kid, I couldn’t insult little kids since they are 6-7 years old.. But I know what they did, there were bottle flip, that’s completely normal but WHAT THIS IDOIT DOES IS that he flippen open his water cap from his bottle and FUCKING FLIPS IT! And he looks at his water in a devil smile and even spit on it.. Even the principal said NO SPITTING! But he didn’t give a damn cuz hesssss STUPID (cuz he is) my friend and me try our best to stop and his weed friend (my brothers friend) so, I decided to record what’s happened and apparently they wanna break my tablet and stuff! Now you guys might tell me “OH! Tell the teacher or principal” I mean they need proof and my brother (6 years old) is in a part of the same school as mine (JK-4) mines is (grade 5-8) but ONE DAY! Our bus driver saw what has been happened and apparently took his water bottle away and told that he screw things up he’s gonna be KICK OFF THE FUCKING BUS!! HEHEHEHEH!! Yeah.. The staff in our school barely to anything cuz.. Uhm.. Dunno
Even when’s it’s was indoor bus duty.. Their is this grade 5 who keeps complaining about my friend Elena ( @iamtheelena ) actions DUDE WTF! I mean my other BFF wanted to talk to something about PS4 and stuff and this Grade 5 defends my BFF Nemesis because “of the fucking actions” BITCH! And did we tell the teachers.. Well nope. They were too “Busy” like they always do…

Another problem would be my grandma and a little bit of my cousins. My self-esteem will kinda getting low after the snack problem and the whole class yelling thing but you know that.. My grandma is the only family member of mine who makes me life miserable and always TRUST MY BRO EVEN THO HES THE ONE WHO DOES THE BAD STUFF.. My grandma would embarrassing me in front of my mom,cousins, friends and more while speaking in their language and they think I won’t understand.. BUT FUCK YEAH I COULD UNDERSTAND! But I won’t always feel ashamed of my self.. And being called “skinny, blind, deaf, FUCKING STUPID ASS and more..” Also my cousins would give me sass and annoy me to watch their favourite things even tho it’s my tablet.. I feel like I don’t even exist anymore and.. Uhm.. About being embarrassed they laugh at me.. Once they told me to put away the chair and points at it.. So I did then my grandma friend YELLS AT ME AND SAID NO STUPD ASS THE CHARGERS, you are becomes like your stupid grandpa" I just wanna cry, cut myself and stuff but I had to stand up for yourself but it’s no use.. I tried anything.. I just wanna give up. I would draw me crying and twinkle beside me.. But I’m not in the mood right and tag my fried s but nope I’m not in the mood.. I hope you understand..

~Disco

anonymous asked:

we belong together by mariah carey. thoughts?

I DIDNT MEAN IT WHEN I SAID I DIDNT LOVE U SO I SHOULD HAVE HELD ON TIGHT I NEVER SHOULDVE LET U GO I DIDNT KNO NOTHIN I WAS STUPD I WAS FOOLISH I WAS LYIN 2 MYSEEELF I COULDNT HAVE FATHOMED THA I WOULD EVER B WITHOUT UR LOVE WNEVR IMAGINED ID BE SITTIN HERE BESIDE MYSELF GUESS I DIDNT KNO U GUESS I DIDNT KNO ME BUT I THOT I KNEW EVERYTHIN I NEFVBER FELT THA FEELIN THA IM FEELIN NOW THA I DONT HEAR UR VOICE OR HAVE HR TOUCN AND KISS UR LOPS CAUSE I DONT HAVE A CJOICE OH WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE 2 HAVE U LYIN BY MY SIDE RIGHT HEEERE CAUSE BAAABYYY WHEN U LEFT I LOST A PART OF ME ITS STILL SO HARD 2 BELIEVE COME BACK BABY PLS CAUSE WEE BELONG TOGETHEER WHO ELSE AM I GONNA LEAN ON WHEN TJMES GET ROUGH WHOS GONNA TALK TO ME ON HE PHONE TILL THE SUN CLMES UP WHOS GONNA TAKE UR PLACE THERE AINT NOBODY BETTER OH BABY BABY WE BELONG TOGETHEEER I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT WHEN U ARE ON MY MIND BOBBY WOMACKS ON THE RADIO SINGIN 2 ME IF U THINK UR LONELY NOOW WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS TOO DEEP! TOO DEEP! I GOTTA CHANGE THE STATION SO I TURN THE DIAL TRYIN 2 CATCH A BREAK AND THE I HEAR BABYFACE I ONLY THINK KF U AND JTS BREAKING MY HEAR AND IM TRYIN 2 KEEP IT TOGETHER BUT IM FALLIN APAAART IM FEELIN ALL OUT OF MY ELEMEBT IM THROWIN THINGS CRYIN TRYIN 2 FIGURE OUT WHERE THE HELL I WENT WRONG THE PAIN REFLECTED IN THIS SONG AINT EVEN HALF OF WHA IM FEELIN INSIDE I NEED U NEED U BACK IN MY LIFE IN MY LIFE IN MY LIFE BABY WHEN U LEFT I LOST A PART OF ME ITS STILL SO HARD 2 BELIEVE COME BAKC BABY PLS CAUSE WE BELING TOGETHEEER WHO ELSE AM I GONNA LEAN ON WHENN TIMES GET ROUDGH WHOS GONNA TALK TO ME ON T HE PHONE TILL THE SUN CLMES UP WHOS GONNA TAKE UR PLACE THERE AINT NOBODY BETTER OH BABY BABY WE BELONG TOGETHEEER BABY!/!! AWHEN U LEFT I LOST A OART F ME ITS STILL SO HARD TK BEMIEVE COME BACK BACBY LLEASE CAUSE WE BELIG TOFETHEEER WHO AM I GONNA LEAN KN WHEN TJMES GET ROUGH WHOS GKNAN TALK TO ME TILL THE SUN COMES UP WHOS GONAN TAKE UR PLACE THERE AINT NOBODY BETTER OH BABY BABY WE BELONG TOGEHTHEEEEEER

Outtakes from Lance’s vlog

Take one

Lance: *Glides into view* Yo what up computer, it ya boi Lance! 

Take two

Lance: My thoughts on Keith? *blushes* Cute–I MEAN I HATE HIS HAIR AND HIS STUPD FACE HAHAHA

Take three

Lance: Oh man I just realized that I probably missed my birthday! The cake….the presents….my family….*tearing up* 

Take four

Lance: *Sobbing*

Take five

Lance: Hi I’m Lance the former Blue paladin and the new red paladin. 

How To Make a Cat Therian Happy:
  • Lots of outdoor space out of the way of the human eye
  • A warm nook with a heater and a blanket and a cardboard box or something
  • Cuddles and head scritches, but only upon request (touch me without my permission and I will hurt you)
  • Praise
  • DO NOT FORCE ME TO SWIM I don’t care if it’s a pool party I’LL GET IN THE STUPD WATER WHEN I WANT TO
  • The freedom to climb things
  • The freedom to wander off without telling anyone what I’m doing or where I’m going
  • Praise
  • Warm meaty food
  • A willingness to not get upset if I seem to be ignoring you
  • A warm nook. Did I mention the warm nook?

anonymous asked:

How did Catrina find out about the scars on Xibalba's back? Did he tell her about it first, and he decided to show it to her when there was more trust between them? Or did Catrina see the scars by accident? (I mean, something like... she caught Xibalba using a tank top, and saw his burned shoulder).

HI YES FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU FOr THE INTEREST I MY WEIRD SELF-INDULGENT AU <3 <3 <3 alright, next up: I’ve thought about this but I can’t quite decide yet. There’s two possible scenarios in my head for it.

1- This one is motly supported in my belief that sometimes the biggest stuff happens in the most random and stupd ways ever. Before they get together, when they’re still kinda dancing around each other, she shows up into his house early for a reason or other and Xibalba answers the door in his boxers and a tanktop -’cause he’s a slob- and he’s so sleepy that for a moment he doesn’t even remember to cover himself. Except Catrina can’t help but react and he remembers and hurriedly goes to change and is super-self conscious about it. She tries to talk the topic out but he’s reluctant and it ends on an argument. A while passes with them trying to pretend nothing happened; Catrina feels bad about having pressed him but at the same time she’s too proud to actually take the step and apologize for it and Xibalba reacts badly to the embarrasment he feels whenever he sees her and remembers that she knows, which in turn irritates her, so they constantly end up arguing. It’s until Catrina finally bends and admits she shouldn’t have demanded an answer he clearly wasn’t ready to give that they finally start communicating about it and Xibalba starts telling her what happened in parts. He tells her everything eventually, as they grow closer, but it takes time and the final puzzle piece comes somewhere shortly before Catrina reveals to him that he’s going to be a dad, well into their relationship.

2- I kinda like this one better but I have some issues with the timing. During the first of Tres Amigos cases, he and Catrina were with the kids. Joaquín has to reveal them all that he posesses the gift to see ghosts, after years of not saying a thing about it for fear of being ridiculed, mocked or thought crazy, particularly by his dad. It’s a terribly vulnerable and scary moment for him, and while his friends reassure him, he has a lingering fear that reaches until they finish the case. It’s then that Xibalba, in front of all of them, removes his jacket and unbuttons his shirt and reveals the scars. At the time he only mentions he got them on his final mission as a pilot and that he almost died that day, but he leaves out all the details. It’s he’s way of saying ‘We’ve all got messed-up stuff going on, kid, you’re not alone with that’ and Joaquín never forgets it. Catrina doesn’t either, and that sliver of goodness she saw through the gesture is what sparks her interest in him. 

Like I said, I still haven’t decided, but out of the possibly dozens of ideas I have for the scenario, these are the top two.

Christmas Prompt: Decorating the tree

Could you pls write the Batfam putting up the Christmas tree decorations and arguing (maybe some actual fighting) over which color scheme to set up with, mostly based on their suit color schemes. Reader tries to help with cookies and hot chocolate.

Sorry it’s not up to standard- super exhausted but promised content and need to keep going! I hope you sort of enjoy this but can and will rewrite if you’d like! 
@whovianayesha @civilwarkilledme @too-many-fandoms666 @tamanamohain @insideoflit @royslittleharper @jadedhillon @dc-reader @dragonempress123
@dc-ficrecs
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“Red.” Jason said simply

“I think a blue would match the lights and the tinsel though.” Dick said thoughtfully “It would be much more appealling.”

“Why are we dismissing Eggplant so quickly?” Stephanie huffed while sorting out the different colours into organised piles.

“Because we’re going green.” Damian yawned “Can we just hurry this up?”

“I like the idea of red.” Tim mused quietly

“Then we’re definitely not doing it.” Damian snapped and glared at him.

“Green decorations are stupid.” Tim retorted

“You’re stupd!” Damian growled at him as he shot up in his seat ready to lunge.

You glanced at everyone in the room, as tensions were heating up. Fortunately the only one who seemed unaffected by this was Cass who was quietly reading.


Bruce sighed as he held his forehead in his hand “I’m not telling you to plan the tree, i asked for you to decorate it using  our decorations.”

“Father, pardon me but i  expect you to show more concern, for i am your legacy.” Damian said quickly, surprising him.

“Okay, time for cookies!” you shoouted out excitedly before the others could proceed with their fight and quickly ushered them into the kitchen.

If there were maps that showed you the ways  to the batfamilies hearts, baking was definitely just one of the many ways and you had somehow restored peace quickly to the household. Holding onto their hot chocolates they finally went back into the main room, ready to work together as a team.

However they all stopped at the sight of Cassandra hanging up the final decoration.
Black baubles, yellow tinsel were placed neatly on the tree with a black bat topping the tree.

“Father!” Damian yelled out and turned to him abrupbtly
“I like it.” Bruce grinned “Although i was thinking something more family orientated for the gala but we’ll have to get another tree.”

“IT WILL BE GREEN!”

“Green wont even be seen!” Tim cried out in frustration.

“YOU WON’T BE SEEN!”