stunning robin

I just got back from seeing the Lego Batman Movie and I just got a stunning realization.

Robin was convinced that Batman and Bruce were two separate people and were roommates kinda. And Batman even said that the two were “sharing custody” while Robin said that he had “two dad’s”.

So during the whole first half of the movie, Robin could have been imagining Bruce and Batman together as a married gay couple.

That’s astonishing.

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Prompt: OQ “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have kissed you.”

They’re talking of inconsequential nonsense, both just trying to flush out the feeling of a bad day, sipping at their drinks to wash out the awful taste left behind. They do this often and they’ve found it quite the addiction – an after work drink together. There’s nothing going on between them though despite the flirting and the lingering touches, despite eyes that drop to lips more often than not and legs that brush beneath the table. Nothing going on at all.

She balks when he walks in. “Shit.”

“What?” Robin asks, moving to turn his head and see what has her paling when she grabs at his arm.

“Don’t look!” she warns, shaking her head at him before ducking her gaze to her cocktail.

He’s frowning at her, she can feel it and she needs to give an explanation but she’s scared that her voice will carry and so she merely continues swirling her straw through her drink, glancing up to gage Sydney’s movements.

“I knew I shouldn’t have said anything at work,” she sighs self-deprecatingly when he takes himself over to the bar a safe distance away from them, “of course he’d follow.”

“Who is he?” and Robin chances a look now that it seems safe enough, looks over the back of a seemingly normal guy. He’s not though.

“He works in my building,” she explains briefly, “gives me the creeps.”

“Has he ever tried anything?”

She looks up from her drink to Robin – she recognises the over-protective glint in her eye and though it’s reassuring, she doesn’t want anything trouble for someone as unimportant as her building’s security guy – before she shakes her head, “He’s asked me out a few times.”

“What, he can’t take a hint?”

She chuckles softly, “He means no harm but…” she closes her eyes a shudders a little, “I don’t know, there’s just something…odd about him.”

Robin’s hand comes to cover hers and he’s smiling comfortingly at her as his thumb moves over her knuckles, “Well, if there’s anything I can do to help,” and then, “I could warn him off for you?”

She laughs again, is about to tell him not to worry when Sydney turns from the bar with his drink and makes a show of pretending not to have already known exactly where she was sitting. He gasps ridiculously and tries to make eye contact but she glances back to Robin and reaches over to hook her palm behind his neck and pulls his mouth to hers, fusing their lips and holding him in place. She counts to ten in her head – poor Robin is completely stunned, is barely breathing – before she pulls back and makes a show of wiping her lip gloss from his lips.

Her attention is on the man storming out of the bar behind him, his pint untouched and still sitting on the bar top as the bartender frowns with change in his hand and no customer to give it to.

She exhales in relief before looking to a still stunned Robin and taking her hands off of him. “I’m sorry,” she shakes her head, ignoring the tingling of her lips and her still pounding heart, “I shouldn’t have kissed yo-“

He tugs her back to him before she can even finish her sentence and the sound he makes when his mouth opens around hers and closes once more, her hands finding his cheeks to keep him close, has a shiver running right through her. God, he smells good. “Don’t ever apologise for that,” he tells her before capturing her lips once more and encouraging her to open her mouth with a tongue licking at the seam of her lips.

It’s extraordinary, she thinks as their tongues slide wetly together, just how affected her has her as she allows herself to get lost in him.

Perhaps if she weren’t so intoxicated by him, she’d have seen the man still watching them vengefully through the bar window.

10 LGBTQA+ reads to pick up in 2017

1. Our Own Private Universe—Robin Talley

This stunning novel from Robin Talley drops at the end of January, and follows fifteen-year-old Aki as she explores her sexuality. She’s always known she was bisexual, but so far has only dated guys. When she goes on a four-week youth mission trip to Mexico with her BFF, her mind isn’t on dating, but then she meets Christa and everything changes. This book will wrap itself around your heart and squeeze until you are left with nothing but gooey feels.  

2. History Is All You Left Me—Adam Silvera

When Griffin’s first love and ex-boyfriend Theo dies in a tragic drowning accident, his world is flipped upside down. Even though Theo had moved on—heading to college in California and seeing someone new, a guy named Jackson—Griffin had always imagined they’d find their way back to each other. This book explores grief and its effect on Griffin’s OCD…and what happens when the only person who could possibly understand you is the person who stole away your ex.

3. Dead Little Mean Girl—Eva Darrows

What really makes a mean girl tick? Quinn Littleton was a skinny blonde social terrorist in stilettos, and now she’s dead. Proud geek girl Emma had been enjoying a quiet life playing video games and staying off the radar until her mom announced she was happily moving in with Quinn’s mom…and Emma’s new nightmare of a stepsister. Now that Quinn is dead, Emma is finding out there was more to Quinn than was obvious at first bite. Eva Darrows busts stereotypes in this novel, including what the traditional family looks like. Look for it on bookshelves March 28.

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Robin Hood is actually a video game player that isn’t good at stealth games.

So, like, the reason he became an outlaw is because, one time, there was this archery competition at Nottingham, and he was like “well I sure know how to shoot an arrow from a bow, might as well go get the gold and some panties”, but in the way, he happens upon some foresters, the Medieval equivalent of “sheriff but there’s too many of them”, and they see Robin, a rather scrawny lad, and they are like “there is NO WAY this little twerp has the meat to even DRAW a bow, what a NIMROD”, so Robin doesn’t exactly like their tone, and he takes issue, telling them “alright man, you see that deer over there 100 yards away? I bet you fifteen Medieval Currencies I can shoot that sucker right between the eyes” and the foresters are like “there is no fucking way mate” but, it turns out, there was a fucking way, mate, ‘cause Robin nailed it like a champ.

The numerous sheriffs were less than graceful and basically said “RIGHT-O, SO YOU EITHER LEAVE OR WE SHOOT YOU”, to which Robin said “k” and he left EXCEPT HE DIDN’T, THE SUBTERFUGE-FILLED EEL, he just camped nearby and tailed them. Turns out, it is a Poor Decision to piss off someone who can shoot deer from 100 yards away, because they tend to have GOOD AIM, which ol’ Robin demonstrated time and again by blasting their heads open with arrows.

Now this is kinda weird but he like tied a rope or something to his last arrow, intended for the last forester, it’s not exactly clear, but the thing is, he BROUGHT the guy to him with a shot from his bow, making Robin the first Roadhog main in history. While he lay vulnerable and stunned before Robin, Hoodie basically says “BITCH” and splits his head open with an arrow.

THE PROBLEM: This happened near Nottingham. so people heard. Robin killed those people too because Leave No Witnesses is a tried and true tactic. THE PROBLEM 2: PEOPLE KEPT HEARING, PEOPLE KEPT COMING, ROBIN KEPT KILLING THEM. My guy killed about half of fucking Nottingham by the end of it. After THAT kinda butchery, not a lot of career paths are open for you except “psychopath” and “outlaw”.

Long story short, Robin Hood is a very violent Metal Gear Solid 3 player.