stuffed jalapeno

Sour Milk

Pairing: USUK
Rating: K
Tags: Soulmate AU, Coffee shop AU, Convenience store AU
Summary: Of all the ways Arthur could have met his soulmate, he did not expect to meet him breaking into his store to buy six gallons of milk in pajamas.

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So for dinner I had a new york strip steak, cream cheese and parmesan stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon and sauteed spinach. I used a ton of spinach and it cooked down to nothing 😒 I ran/walked about four miles today which became very difficult and I felt very weak during the run and had to keep stopping. Anyone have any tips for running while on keto?

I want to personally thank whoever came up with the idea of stuffing jalapenos with bacon and cheese then covering it in batter and frying it

that person is a legend

anonymous asked:

I absolutely love your writing! Anyway you can write some Zimbits Thanksgiving headcannons?

Thank you so much lovely! Thanksgiving Headcanons coming right up!

  • No, you don’t understand, he bakes everyone two pies each.
  • Jack brings the Falconers over because of course he does
  • He forgets to let Bitty know
  • Bitty cries 
  • But then Tater steps up like “zimmboni you are terrible boyfriend I will step up as boyfriend tell me where food go Bitty Boy we cannot let you do all this yourself”
  • And Jack is like “im so screwed and goes on all the food runs to grab more stuff since Bitty didn’t prepare to feed TWO hockey teams
  • Also feeding TWO hockey teams is expensive OMG jack
  • Ransom follows Tater around like a lil duckling
  • Holster snapchats the whole experience because Ransom’s crush-that-he-won’t-admit-to-being-a-crush is amazing to watch
  • Marty and Thirdy bring pictures of their kids upon Jack’s request because Bitty is still vying for that Falconers’ Babysitter Job
  • Snowy and Chowder exchange Goalie talk
  • Chowder still remains pure despite being assaulted by curses every five seconds
  • Guy turns out to be a wizard in the kitchen
  • Which Bitty is making pies and sides, Guy is in charge of the protein
  • They have two turkeys, a ham, and meatloaves 
  • Shitty shows up in time to get half a turkey leg and a slice of meatloaf
  • Lardo laughs at him while she devours her whole turkey leg and three beers in record time
  • Poots shows up with a cooler full of…something
  • Shitty takes on sip of the cooler drink and promptly gets wasted
  • It’s Long Island Ice Tea that’s somehow been masterfully created with Everclear
  • Lardo gets through a cup before she gives up
  • Poots silently asserts his dominance over the Samwell team while Jack and Bitty chat with Tater and Guy in the kitchen
  • Once everyone is passed out, Tater walks around with his phone to take snapchat and instagram stories for the Falconers’ social media.
  • “Best Friendsgiving”

There are no leftovers. Nothing is left. The Samwell team and the Falconers eat the entire Thanksgiving meal of over 30 pies, two turkeys, a ham, multiple meatloaves, two bowls of mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, three different kinds of stuffing, jalapeno cornbread, fried okra, deviled eggs, honey buttermilk biscuits, the best gravy, pimento macaroni and cheese, collards, cranberry sauce, classic southern ice tea, and Poot’s Long Island.


Jalapeno cheese stuffed pretzel from Block & Hans located in Epcot’s American Adventure.