Pairing: USUK Rating: K Tags: Soulmate AU, Coffee shop AU, Convenience store AU Summary: Of all the ways Arthur could have met his soulmate, he did not expect to meet him breaking into his store to buy six gallons of milk in pajamas.
I absolutely love your writing! Anyway you can write some Zimbits Thanksgiving headcannons?
Thank you so much lovely! Thanksgiving Headcanons coming right up!
BITTY. BAKES. PIE.
No, you don’t understand, he bakes everyone two pies each.
TWO PIES EACH BECAUSE HE IS A PROVIDER OKAY HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS HOCKEY FAMILY
Jack brings the Falconers over because of course he does
He forgets to let Bitty know
But then Tater steps up like “zimmboni you are terrible boyfriend I will step up as boyfriend tell me where food go Bitty Boy we cannot let you do all this yourself”
And Jack is like “im so screwed and goes on all the food runs to grab more stuff since Bitty didn’t prepare to feed TWO hockey teams
Also feeding TWO hockey teams is expensive OMG jack
Ransom follows Tater around like a lil duckling
Holster snapchats the whole experience because Ransom’s crush-that-he-won’t-admit-to-being-a-crush is amazing to watch
Marty and Thirdy bring pictures of their kids upon Jack’s request because Bitty is still vying for that Falconers’ Babysitter Job
Snowy and Chowder exchange Goalie talk
Chowder still remains pure despite being assaulted by curses every five seconds
Guy turns out to be a wizard in the kitchen
Which Bitty is making pies and sides, Guy is in charge of the protein
They have two turkeys, a ham, and meatloaves
Shitty shows up in time to get half a turkey leg and a slice of meatloaf
Lardo laughs at him while she devours her whole turkey leg and three beers in record time
Poots shows up with a cooler full of…something
Shitty takes on sip of the cooler drink and promptly gets wasted
It’s Long Island Ice Tea that’s somehow been masterfully created with Everclear
Lardo gets through a cup before she gives up
Poots silently asserts his dominance over the Samwell team while Jack and Bitty chat with Tater and Guy in the kitchen
Once everyone is passed out, Tater walks around with his phone to take snapchat and instagram stories for the Falconers’ social media.
There are no leftovers. Nothing is left. The Samwell team and the Falconers eat the entire Thanksgiving meal of over 30 pies, two turkeys, a ham, multiple meatloaves, two bowls of mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, three different kinds of stuffing, jalapeno cornbread, fried okra, deviled eggs, honey buttermilk biscuits, the best gravy, pimento macaroni and cheese, collards, cranberry sauce, classic southern ice tea, and Poot’s Long Island.