stuff: hp

  • Sirius: Why haven't I seen it?
  • Remus: Why do you wanna see it?
  • Sirius: He's my best mate!
  • Remus: Again, why do you wanna see it?
  • Sirius: What if Prongs has an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and I'm saying, "Sorry, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen my best friend's penis," and boom, he's buried in a mass grave.
  • Remus: Again, why do you wanna see it?
Secrets of Slytherin no.75

Manipulation is an art. Some of us use it so subtly you never know we are doing it. Others are blatant in it, yet you can’t help but to bend to our will. Some of us can recognize it a mile away. Yet this doesn’t mean we’re invincible against manipulation. Though if you think you’re getting away with it, you are terribly mistaken.

97. Scorpius was the gay best friend who did everyones hair and was better at putting up make-up than most of the girls. All of the Weasley-Potters would call on Scorpius to do their hair and make-up whenever they were going out. He even did Rose and Dominiques wedding hair …


A/N: Guys I just realized that today (June 23rd) is two years since I started this blog! Thank you everyone for following my trash blog and reading my trash imagines! Enjoy this imagine that includes my fave, the one and only Lily Evans ♡

I was sitting in the library, studying and minding my own business, when my boyfriend, Regulus, grabbed my hand and practically dragged me out. 

“Regulus, where are you taking me?” I was half-laughing as I tried to regain my balance. 

“Hush, I’m bored and looked all over the school to find you. I think I deserve some quality y/n time.” He turned the corner and stopped. 

“Babe, what–” Regulus cut me off with a kiss. He gently pushed me against the wall and held me close to him by my waist. I tried to come up for air, giggling, but Regulus just smiled amusedly and quieted me with a “Shhh babe, just let it happen.”

I gave in and tangled my fingers in his curly black hair. Regulus pulled away and made his way down from my lips to my jaw, then to my neck. I happily sighed and let it happen. He was traveling down my neck now, peppering little kisses everywhere. I was about to pull him back up so our lips could meet, when I heard a familiar voice call my name.


I gasped and looked to my left to see my older sister Lily standing in the middle of the hallway, staring at me and Regulus in shock. 


“And why didn’t you tell me you two were a thing?” Lily glared at me, then Regulus, then back at me. 

“I, well, I did have a reason–”

Lily stomped towards us with her most terrifying angry face, making us spring apart and Regulus stand as straight up as he could. My sister got up on her tiptoes and pushed her face threateningly in Regulus’s, who drew his head back in fear.

“I’m warning you Black, if you pull a Sirius and leave my baby sister’s heart shattered in pieces on the floor, I will feed you alive to a Manticore. Got it?” 

Regulus gulped and nodded quickly. Lily seemed to be satisfied with how terrified Regulus was and snapped back into her normal self. She playfully pushed me back with her finger and said, “And you, my dear y/n, you are going to find me later and tell me all–ALL– of your deepest, darkest secrets.” She turned and made her way down the hallway, “I’m looking forward to it!”

When Lily was out of sight, Regulus finally sighed and grinned sheepishly at me. “I tried to apparate myself out of here but then I remembered that I don’t know how to apparate.”

I laughed as I slipped my hand into Regulus’s. “I would say that you shouldn’t be afraid of her, but that would be a lie. Her bite is as hard as her bark.” 

“Oh Merlin.” Regulus laughed and shook his head in defeat and we made our way down the hallway to find a more private spot.