“Andrew had nearly killed four men for assaulting Nicky and would have broken Allison’s neck for hitting Aaron, but when it came to crimes against his own person Andrew couldn’t care less. He held his life in less regard than he did anything else.”

andrew joseph minyard for @doumekism. happy birthday babe. 

(Guys before…(the past…. 7 years?) I was like whatever I’ll wear a binder as long as I have to it’s no big deal whatever I can’t afford surgery rn so just stop thinking about it. But now that it’s scheduled and the biggest portion of it is paid for, and it’s going to happen in 3 weeks I’m like “oh dear God please time go by faster get me out of this damn thing I want to wear my new shirts and not have to worry about it” )

(I’m. So. Ready.)

Me after seeing the new pitch perfect trailer: Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real Bechloe is real


Hanahaki Disease moodboard for the best space ranger partner ever, @blue-starboy​ (you only gave me the idea, hope it’s still okay to tag ya)
I mean it was supposed to be a Hanahaki Disease moodboard but turns out I just can’t do angsty stuff therefore it’s more a, idk, red flowers ‘n pain moodboard?

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals. 

Some ideas on how to buff Widowmaker:

•Reduce the cooldown on the grapple from 12 seconds to 6 or maybe give her 3 uses of the grapple that work like Tracer’s blink. Hanzo can climb indefinitely. She has to be able to keep up.

•Decrease spray on her assault rifle fire so that it is easier to land hits on close up enemies. Increase damage taken by 2%. It only seems fair since Hanzo can no scope and kill enemies at an extremely close range.

•Increase clip size, maybe by 2 extra rounds, or make it so she reloads slightly faster. Again, Hanzo can shoot endlessly.

•Have poison mines drain health faster, or shorten the cooldown to 7 instead of 15. Alternatively, they can work like Symmetra’s turrets but at a smaller number. Maybe 2-3 mines can be out on the field tops.

•While her ult is activated, all scoped shots deal the damage of fully charged shots/all shots are critical. So, you know. It’s not just a rehashed, longer version of Hanzo’s Sonic Arrow ability.

•Give Widowmaker a passive ability of some sort. Maybe one where if she's​ low on health, she becomes resilient, taking less damage for 1-2 seconds. It could be called “Spider’s Numbness” or something to play off the character, idk lol

Just brainstorming but, she definitely could use a rework in some aspects.

The Denny’s rule book: A simple guide

Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.

  1. Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot. 
  2. Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.
  3. Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.
  4. Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.
  5. If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead. 
  6. Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.
  7. Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.
  8. If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.
  9. Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.
  10. If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.
  11. Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.
  12. Do not ask questions. They will Notice.

Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!

ut-stuff  asked:

heck yeah, i'm totally down for a piggy-back ride!! i'm too heavy for one irl, but i'd love to go on an adventure with you xD i'm /definitely/ drawing the skelebros now - it'll probably end up as a sketch again, but, it'll be a thing at least x3 and shh, you deserve all of the nice words and hugs <3

my dear, i am a northern woman built like former lumberjack with a penchant for taking care of the heavier-lifting tasks and toss heavy snow most of the winter onto snowbanks taller than me. if you want a piggyback, i’d make it happen. ;D <3 

(… that description is far odder than i meant it to sound, but hopefully you get the point, heh.)

adventures, begin, then! and oh heck yes i’m so excited to see what you draw! have fun and pshhh stop bein’ such a sweetheart. <3