stuff i saw on tv

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…and I saw [her] looking at me with [her] slightly slanted eyes, steady, clear, large and deep. I did not realize it then, nor the next day, but I was already [hers] …
                                                         “The Wild Beast”·Cesare Pavese

Overheard at Teitan Elementary [2]
  • Genta: Explain yourself, Conan!
  • Ayumi: Conan-kun!
  • Conan: Oi, what's wrong, lot?
  • Mitsuhiko: Wakasa-sensei asked us to find the photos of Teitan Elementary Alumnis!
  • Conan: ...and?
  • Genta: That's the pic of the Kudo Shinichi guy...
  • Ayumi: Who graduated 10 years ago...
  • Mitsuhiko: And he looks just like you, Conan-kun! How is this possible?
  • Conan: ...just a coincidence?
  • Genta: Don't play games with us!
  • Conan: O-okay, it's simple, guys! He's a grandchild of the uncle of the nephew of the daughter of my mother's grandfather's brother!
  • Haibara: Edogawa-kun's family is extremely complicated.
  • Conan: Shutup.
  • Mitsuhiko: Please, be serious, Conan-kun! We all know that you are...
  • (at once)
  • Ayumi: Urashima Taro!
  • Genta: An alien!
  • Mitsuhiko: A time traveler!
  • ...
  • Genta: What are you talking about, guys! He's surely an alien! I saw stuff like that on TV! He infiltrated us and borrowed that Kudo Shinichi's form!
  • Ayumi: Genta-kun, that's silly!
  • Mitsuhiko: Besides, why would he borrow Kudo Shinichi's child form?
  • Genta: Who knows those aliens...
  • Conan: Oi...
  • Ayumi: Conan-kun is Urashima Taro! He traveled on big mr. Turtle's back to the Sea Dragon Palace, and when he came back 10 years passed!
  • Mitsuhiko: But Urashima Taro is a hero of the legend...
  • Genta: Sea Dragon? Is it like eel?
  • Ayumi: Genta-kun!
  • Mitsuhiko: We know that there's a scientific explanation to this! Conan-kun is from the future and they invented a time travel! That's why he was in the photo 10 years ago and that's why he looks exactly the same. Am I right, Conan-kun?
  • Ayumi: But why would Conan-kun travel to the past? And what will happen to Ran-onee-san, if she will learn that her boyfriend is from the future?..
  • Genta: Maybe there's a war going on in future and he came here to prevent it? I saw it on TV with dad!
  • Mitsuhiko: Genta-kun...
  • Haibara: Then how about this explanation? His cellular structure was forcibly redone by a mysterious drug and he shrunk due to the ingenious invention of a biochemical teen prodigy who worked in a secret evil organization?
  • ...
  • Mitsuhiko: ...you watch too many science dramas, Haibara-san...
  • Ayumi: Yeah... that sounds even less possible than Genta-kun's Alien theory, Ai-chan...
  • Genta: That's funny, Haibara!
  • Conan: Oi-oi...
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My (first) eddsworld fanart! :D
If you didn’t know, Eddsworld is a series of animated shorts and comics which was first written, and now dedicated to, Edd Gould, who died in 2012 from cancer.
These thr-four characters are part of the main cast with some others (well they were in the animated finale).
The animation shorts finished and the comic’s still going but it holds a special place in my trashy heart.

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE TFP

We HAVE to point out everything that’s wrong about it. They WANT us to call them out, make the media aware of its issues, plot holes, because that’s EXACTLY what every other queerbaiting show does but is getting away with.
The Final Problem is bad FOR a REASON.
Sherlock has such a wide audience, if WE as a fandom speak up, it’ll reach everyone.
This way we’re actually calling out every other queerbaiting show that is chickening out facing these topics. Sherlock is giving us the oppurtunity and example to address the issues in television and movies today.
And BBC Sherlock isn’t backing away.
They have a fourth episode prepared.
They know what they’re doing.
Johnlock is happening guys. Have faith in the creators.
It’s our job atm to revolt and get the medias attention
Because TFP is the best example of everything a show shouldn’t do to its audience

The podium is ours
The attention is on us
If we can pull this off, we are making television history

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“Let’s go over the suspect list and see how many of them did time in San Luis Obispo.”

10

I wish people were like clocks. (…) I can take apart a broken clock, put all the pieces out on a table and figure out what’s wrong with it. Then I can replace the bad part, put it back together right, and it works. But if I figured out that a human was broken, took out all their pieces, spread ‘em on the table… that person would never work again.

Those Who Kill (US); season 1

With no one to turn to. No professional help. No family to help heal. She confuses guilt… and shame… and rage. But has nowhere to direct it. She lives out her entire sad life. Quietly. We’d never have heard from her. But this random event occurs and boom… victim turns killer. And it’s all let loose on the people that did it to them. But it’s always self-destructive.

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Endless list of favourite actors | Alexandra Dowling 

“It was great to get work straight out of drama school, and that just happened to be TV stuff. I saw myself doing stage, that’s how you get into the industry, but it worked differently for me. I have always loved going to the theatre, so I had to learn a whole new way of doing things [for TV]. I wanted to come back [to the stage] as it’s a challenge, a different experience. I’m really looking forward to having that live experience, being with an audience.”

So this happened to me when I was just getting into homestuck. So my phone had the ability to send stuff to some tvs ok? So I was home alone and saw the button show up on a YouTube page playing Let’s Read Homestuck. So I got this brilliant idea to try to watch it on my tv. So I send it to the tv and nothing happened. So I fiddled around with the tv settings for a while then texted my mom asking if I could do that on my tv. She said no. So then this terrifying thought came to mind. Oh god. My neighbors. And that’s how I most likely played 20 minutes of let’s read homestuck to my elderly neighbors :)

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Stuff I saw at #BlueJays #Yankees on TV Aug 27 …

Jeff Mathis stares into Darren Oliver’s soul. Oliver makes a mental note on who’s buying the first round tonight.

Mike McCoy has perfected his ~bitch, please~ face. Moises Sierra, you’re doing it wrong. Rook.

Colby Rasmus rapped a single and smacked a tater. When asked in a post-game interview “Oh brother, where are’t thou cornrows?” Colby cooly responded “It’s just not about my hair, but the entire team’s hair”

Amen to that, Clobby.

THIS CONTEST IS OVER!!

Applebees is doing a contest where if you got to ufe.mtv.com or copy and paste this: http://www.mtv.com/artists/collections/ultimate_fan_experience/897450/

than they will fly you to Atlanta,Georgia and you will get a private acoustic concert on their tour bus,sit front row, and lots of more stuff. I swear this isnt an ad i just saw it in tv and thought i should tell you all too :)

If theres one thing im asking its that no one that is not in the fam simply enter because they are 5sos. Thank you :)

DONT FORGET TO REBLOG FOR OTHERS EVERYONE DESEREVES A CHANCE Update: Yes it is a trip for two, you must be 13 years or older to enter, and the concert is on August 5, 2015 but the date could change. This contest is from March 3-March 17. You are not eligible if you live in Alaska or Hawaii (soz guys) If you want you can ask me about the prizes. :) GOOD LUCK GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL

Stuff I saw on TV #BlueJays #Orioles Aug 25 …

Brandon Morrow is back. And Brandon Morrow’s fav all-time baseball game is his own almost no-no. This is why he is awesome.

Mike McCoy started in CF for Colby (who was supposed to get 2 days off). After a gritty dive into second (where he was SAFE, but called out), he obvs hurt his hand and fingers. He stayed in the game and moved to RF to replace Bautista (who hurt his wrist again). This is why he is awesome.

Colby Rasmus has cornrow braids. He’ll do anything to bust out of his slump. Rasmufarians exists!!! This is why he is awesome.

I caught a scam artist recently!!
I work at a large chain department store, and I’m very often at guest service. I had a woman come in on a Friday and return about $300 worth of stuff without a receipt. We give gift cards when you don’t have a receipt. She said that her house had burned down and they were all gifts that didn’t work out. Mostly clothes.
On the following Monday she came in again with a garbage bag FULL of stuff. Again, mostly clothes. It totaled up to about $500-$600 this time, which I put on a gift card. I thought it was the strangest thing that so many people were buying her brand new stuff. Then I saw her checking out with a bunch of expensive stuff like TVs and furniture.
So I told my supervisor about her. My supervisor knew exactly who I was talking about, because she had also returned a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff for her over the weekend!
The woman who works AP at our store checked the cameras for the days she was in. They found her coming in with an empty garbage bag, stuffing it full of stuff, and then wheeling it to guest service to return!! Unbelievable. She was arrested. I feel pretty damn cool, now. 👍

tbh I’d probably take all this “you shouldn’t ship those two women because not everything has to be romantic and we need more strong friendships on tv” stuff more seriously if I ever saw it directed towards male/female ships, too. 

One Of The Most Embarrassing Things That Has Ever Happened To Me

About a month ago I moved into an amazing house with great roommates and all sorts of amenities and it’s all very exciting and wonderful. The day before I moved I attempted to sell the Samsung HDTV I’d bought for my old apartment. My new place already has one and I could use the money etc. So, while packing and putting clothes away and getting all my stuff out of the bathroom before one last shower, I saw the TV out of the corner of my eye and remembered I’d wanted to post it on Facebook to give people I knew a shot at buying it before I put it on Craigslist. I waded through the sea of boxes and clothes, sat on my bed, and took a picture of my TV with my phone. I then posted it with a short blurb and told anyone who was interested to message me for more information. Less than a minute went by and someone I went to college with but hadn’t seen for years left a comment. When I checked it, all it said was:

“Are you not wearing pants?”

Immediately my heart started pounding out of my chest, because at that present moment, in my frantic, scattered, pre-shower state, I was NOT, in fact, wearing pants. I clicked on the thumbnail (at this point a little over two minutes had passed), and when I enlarged it, I was clearly visible in the reflection of the TV screen, and I was sitting on the edge of my bed, wearing a green t-shirt and NOTHING ELSE. I had absentmindedly half undressed with the intention of taking a shower, and instead paused to attempt to sell my TV. I was Donald Ducking, Winnie the Pooh-ing, or guy-who-was-supposed-to-disrobe-and-shower-but-got-distracted-by-a-television-and-a-lifetime-of-attention-defecit-disorder-and-only-made-it-halfway-and-put-his-dong-on-Facebook-ing. I think it goes without saying that given the angle, lack of light in the room, reflection, iPhone 4S camera quality, and the way I was sitting, it was possibly the least attractive my junk has ever looked.

As soon as I realized what had happened (at this point roughly three minutes give or take a few seconds), I took down the photo and replaced it with the stock image of the TV that comes up when you Google it. I felt great about it, thinking I’d more or less gotten away with it, when a minute later a friend of mine commented:

“I miss your sack." 

I promptly deleted the post entirely and moved it to Craigslist. You know, where people are civil.