stuff hope made

Once upon a time,
There was a beautiful princess,
Who found herself under an evil witch’s curse.
But one day a charming prince rescued the princess,
And they lived happily ever after.

False.
The girl wasn’t a princess;
The witch wasn’t evil;
The prince wasn’t charming.

Once upon a time,
There was a beautiful girl
Who fell in love with a witch.
But one day a jealous prince killed the girl,
And no one lived happily ever after.
—  As The Story Goes | E.W.

My fellow space-loving asexuals! I wanted some cool ace stuff so I made a logo for us based on a certain famous space agency! (it’s to remind you that you’re out of this world ♥︎)

If you want to buy it as a sticker or t-shirt etc you can find it on my redbubble here

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don’t mind me i’m just crying at 1x04 malec and the “there’s nothing to ashamed of” vs the 2x10 “i love you” scene x

Poor Yurio can’t catch a break, even over long distance video calls (Viktor you act oblivious but we all know otherwise)

life is a trip and the road map leads you.

for @clara-gently

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Daryl Dixon’s puppy headbutt | Carol 5.01 “No Sanctuary” // Rick 7.08 “Hearts Still Beating”

requested by @valhallanana

anonymous asked:

how do we feel about valentine's day? I noticed you didn't put that in the other ask about holidays. (basically I'm starving for some Quality Klance Content kk.)

I can’t believe I forgot I’m so disappointed in myself. Okay here we go, some quality (mostly Klance) content.

  • So, in general…
    • Lance loves Valentine’s Day with every fiber of his being. He doesn’t just use it as an excuse to gift Keith his crushes however, he also loves to give gifts to his friends because everyone needs some good old fashioned caring and appreciation on Valentine’s Day.
    • Keith says he doesn’t care but he’s always wanted to have someone to share Valentine’s Day with. But he’s always been pretty lonely so he developed a sort of bitterness about the day.
    • Pidge couldn’t care less. She’s fourteen, she’s just here for the candy.
    • Hunk is an absolute sap and he also loves to give his friends candy and stuff for Valentine’s Day. He’s super thoughtful and he makes his friends their favorite treat/candy because he knows it makes them happy.
    • Shiro is just a bystander to the whole thing, until he actually has a crush that is, then he’s in deep.
    • Allura and Coran have literally no clue what they’re going on about.
      • Allura: Is this some kind of human courting ritual??? Lance: What are you- Holy quiznak it is.
  • But when they actually celebrate Valentine’s Day on the ship, Lance buys everyone gifts just like he did back on Earth and Hunk bakes everyone something with ingredients he grabbed from the local Space Mall. And it seems like that’s all that day’s gonna be because no one has a crush on anyone right?
  • Wrong.
  • So, Shallura. (I gotta work up to that amazing Klance content and I love Shallura so here we go).
    • Shiro doesn’t know what to do because Allura is an alien and what do aliens even do when they like someone? Do they even have crushes? Do they even care about romance? Like??? So he has this whole spiel written up and he bought a really sparkly bracelet that doubles as a weapon (don’t ask me how) because Allura can be stylish and kickass.
    • Allura is still pretty confused but she wanted to do something nice for Shiro so she invited him for a walk around the castle and she showed him the ballroom because, um, dancing is the universal sign for “hey i like you”.
    • So Shiro gives her the bracelet and he’s so flustered and Allura takes pity on him and just invites him to dance and they do and it’s adorable and it’s soft and they love each other so much.
  • Hunay. (That’s Hunk and Shay’s ship name right????).
    • Hunk and Pidge straight up break the rules of intergalactic communication physics to connect the castle to the Balmera but it works and he spends the rest of the day telling Shay about their journeys and how much he can’t wait to see her again.
  • Here it is….
    • Lance spends the whole day trying to figure out how to casually give Keith something he had searched multiple alien markets to find without making it seem like he cared. Which is literally impossible Lance because how.
      • (It’s a super fancy knife that Keith was talking about and it’s made of expensive metals and shit).
      • He also bought a bunch of rose-like flowers and he’s still trying to figure out why he felt the need to buy them for Keith.
    • Keith, meanwhile, is trying to figure out how to sneak Lance face wash and hygiene stuff (taken from Earth) that he stole procured from an alien dealer a few planets back.
      • He also bought a bunch of blue flowers but he knows exactly why he bought them, he just refuses to actually give them to Lance.
    • So they’re awkwardly avoiding each other the whole day and finally the just end up running into each other on accident when they’re going back to their rooms so that they can try and forget that this whole day ever happened. 
      • And Keith accidentally admits that he got something for Lance and he can’t take it back because Lance just looks so happy and all of the pining is suddenly worth it. So he goes and grabs the gift, even the flowers, and he comes back out only to be surprised that Lance had to go get his gift as well.
        • He almost cries but he’ll never admit to that.
      • So Lance opens his gift first and he’s so happy and now he’s crying because it reminds him of home but it also reminds him of the fact that people still care about him and love him up in space. And he pulls Keith into a shaky hug and doesn’t let go for at least two minutes because he’s so thankful but he finally does and he just smiles at Keith, something soft yet full of emotion.
      • Then he gives Keith his gift and Keith just immediately knows how much Lance had to go through in order to get that knife and he doesn’t even realize he’s crying until Lance asks him if he’s okay (obviously worried he made a mistake) and Keith just kisses him because there is no other way to express his unending gratitude and love for this boy.
      • Needless to say they confess to each other and fall asleep cuddling in bed with the flowers mixed together in a vase, red on blue, and things are good.
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It’s arrived. The cache? What else does it say? To cross the island. Mr. Silver insists that we exit through the northwest tunnel where we’ll be escorted overland to the southern coast. Transport will meet us there. This wasn’t part of the deal.

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WHAT DID YOU SAY? 

[Insp] from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Original here