Debunking Hogwarts Rumors
There have been some rumors among the Hogwarts Student Body about the Gryffindor favorites, it’s definitely from those who don’t know them, it’s time to set the record straight.
Sirius Black is a Soft Flower Child
Sirius: The fuck you lookin’ at?
Remus is a Swot
*During Prefect Duties*
*Student out of bed*
Remus: No. Stop. Come back.
James is an Uncaring Asshole
James: Hey, hey, hey. Forget him, I’ll buy you a hundred flowers! I’ll put lace-wing flies in his potion tomorrow! I’ll send him a Howler everyday for a year!
Peter is a Lady’s Man
*girl sits down to talk with Peter*
Lily is a Hard-Ass
*weekly quiet time with Dorcas*
Marlene and Dorcas are “Gal Pals”
Dorcas: I love you.
Marlene: I love you too, Meadows.