04 March 2015 || I’ve got a big mug of tea (banana bake, yummm) and I’m ready to make my day as productive as I can, starting with the Roman Republic.
So I’ve had a bit of Uni news…. basically, I have to take on an advanced level (300 level) unit this semester as they aren’t offering enough in semester two for my double major! Not only am I worried about trying to fit another unit into my already hectic life but it’s an advanced level too…eeep!
Time to become even more studious!
In Effort To Reduce Quality Of Student Life, GSU Removes Biodegradable Cups
George Sherman Union - The GSU this week announced it would no longer supply cups for the water dispenser and will charge students who want them.
According to GSU manager, Scrooge McDuck, nickle-ing and dime-ing students was a tactic he found would be a great way to make extra money. McDuck cited environmentalism as a reason to get rid of the cups and unnecessarily charge students extra money.
“Sure, their tuition is going up 3.7% , but I think its a good idea to squeeze as much out of those suckers as possible. Long-term, my goal is to make even more money and make all water-sources coin operated too. Oops, I mean ‘reduce water waste.’ ”
When confronted about the fact that the cups provided in the GSU were already biodegradable, McDuck cackled and responded, “Well, if I had a nickel for every time someone just wanted some water I-oh wait… I do!”
“We’re just trying to make sure everything is as inconvenient as possible, you see,” said Jodi Box, a member of BU’s Student Outreach Center, “We were thinking of just placing a bunch of inexplicable cinderblocks all throughout Commonwealth Avenue for students to trip on as they walk to class, but removing all of the plastic cups in the GSU seemed easier to pull off.”
At press time, Boston University officials were scheming to make biking illegal on Commonwealth Avenue, cancel summer all together, and steal candy from many children on the streets.
so breakfast was yum, nice mix of fruit and cinnamon and it was soo good and pretty!
dinner was a stir fry with brown rice (or what my family call shit rice) with a stir fry sauce, i feel like it might have been hoisin or teriyaki, my dad made it before I was home and it was yummy, especially since mange tout is my fav thing ever