I tried to come up with some unique TC questions.

1. 🌎: if your TC was a continent/country, which one would they be?

2. 📦: if you could send them something anonymously and for free, what would you send? (Except for yourself.)

3. 🏆: if you were to give them a prize, what would it be for?

4. 🎩: what historical area would they fit the most and why? (Other than ours) Is there someone (historically) famous that they’re similar to?

5. 🤖: would you recognize them if they had a different body and voice?

6. 📆: you bump into each other years later. What would you like them to say/tell you?

7. 🔑: what do you think is the key to their heart? What is it to yours?

8. 👀: what’s something you’d want them to notice about you?

9. 🙈: what’s something you haven’t noticed but would like to know about them?

10. 🏈: what sport do you think they’re the best at?

11. 🎨: if you were to paint a picture about your feelings towards them, what colors would you use the most and what’s something that’d definitely be in the picture?

12. 🐦: if they had a secret twitter account, what do you think they’d tweet about?

13. 🎬: what TV series could you imagine them in?

14. 💎: what talent would fit them that they don’t have/you’re not sure they have?

15. 🏠: if they were a house, what type would they be?

16. 📝: if you could write them a letter, knowing they will answer honestly, what would you say/ask in it?

17. 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦: what do you think their family would think about you if you two dated?

18. 📱: if you had their phone with you for an hour, what would you do with it?

19. 🙊: would you rather see them naked or kiss them on the cheeks?

20. 🕷: what do you think they’re scared of the most?

21. 🐠: if they were a fish, what would they be?

22. 💫: if they weren’t your teacher and you didn’t know each other, where could the two of you have met and how would that have turned out?

23. 🍺: what pick up line would you use on them in a bar?

24. 💩: what’s the lamest joke they’ve ever said/ liked?

Things ENFJ and INTJ Have In Common by INTJ

-ENFJ’s finance is a Vegan. INTJ’s boyfriend is a vegan.
-We both have dogs.
-INTJ’s dog is better tho. shh.
-We are both friends with INTP.
-We both used to do the same sport.
-We both find the fact about Hitler eating butt-tons of chocolate daily funny.
-We both are teachers.
-We both are blonde.
-We both hate Daiya vegan cheese.
-We both like cheese. 
-We both like dairy. 
-INTP likes us both.
-INTP likes INTJ more tho. duh. 
-We both have grating voices.
-We are both annoyed by each other.
-We can tell you stories about students.
-Except ENFJ is more amused than annoyed by her students antics than INTJ is. 

Always Watching

So, you guys know how I draw little Bill Cipher doodles in my students’ notebooks and on their papers sometimes, right?

I was mainly doing it to make grading more interesting for myself.

…And maybe fun and educational for my kids.

Well, I was grading notebooks a few days ago when I started noticing something…




I am so proud. Terrified, and proud. 

things that actually happened in my high school

1. in the middle of am homeroom (so like 9am in the morning) a kid just broke out a pint of ice cream and started eating it. and i guess it wouldnt have been that bad except once people noticed, everyone started whispering and pointing until half the class was surrounding the table literally BEGGING for some. the teacher actually had to stop reading the morning announcements and give a speech on how you shouldn’t give death threats over ice cream.

2. this kid i was sitting next to once went home bc he got a massive headache after staring straight into a lightbulb for 2 minutes bc he “was bored and wanted to see what would happen.” he ended up taking 3 advils after that, got paranoid and made the entire table search “how many pills of advil does it take to overdose” on a school computer.

3.  there was a HUGE ASS fly in the room and the teacher thought itd be a great idea to kill it by throwing a folder 4inches thick with papers in its general direction; it ended up going across the room and hitting a poor, innocent kid in the face so hard that the other kids at the table scrammed and started yelling “EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF”…and when i tell you that this fly was huge,,it was literally so MASSIVE that this one girl almost started crying when it flew near her, someone actually tried throwing a cup of coffee at it, and another person started screaming ZIKA VIRUSSSS and something about how they weren’t vaccinated. and mind you the majority of the students are dressed in fancy attire bc of the national honor society ceremony that was later in the afternoon. in the midst of all this chaos, this one kid stands up, doesnt say anything and literally just ninja slams his bare hand onto the table and kills the fly all in one fluid motion, all without saying a single word. the entire class just broke out in thunderous applause, including the teacher, and then class continued as normal as if the past 10 minutes didn’t even happen

4. during first period a teacher who lost a ton of weight over a 2 year period was giving serious advice about the importance of living a healthy lifestyle while this kid right in front of the teacher’s desk breaks out a FULL mcdonalds breakfast meal and distributes it among the table

5. kids that were in apush and ap spanish held a joint prayer vigil the day before ap exams began, so that ap students could literally hold hands and pray to survive exam season as well as mourn our high grades. everyone who went was required to bring in fake candles and food, while someone else conducted a prayer service. a special invitation was sent using our school emails, you had to rsvp in order to attend, and it was suggested that you wear black. our ap teachers knew about this, and they agreed it was a good idea somehow

One day the dog met a girl dog. The girl dog marries the boy dog. The dog has a fever. Very soon, the dog died. The girl dog is very sad. The girl dog had a baby dog. The baby dog died. The baby dog’s name was Minecraft. The baby dog’s mother was very, very ugly. She died too. A beautiful girl dog came. The girl dog’s name was Chocolate. Because she was black. Chocolate died. She had a baby. So, her baby died. Finally the boy is very sad. He was dead. One day, another dog came, very soon this dog is dead. The boy is dead too. The boy’s family is very sad. His mother is dead. His father is sad. So he died too. His grandma has a cat. The cat’s name is Lily. At last, the cat had died. The boy’s grandfather has a boy cat. Finally, the cat and the grandfather are dead. So, the grandmother is too sad. She is dead. Ok, the story is over.
—  I challenged my class of chinese students to write a story, with each student adding 2 sentences. This is an exerpt from “THE DEAD FAMILY OF DEATH EVERYONE IS DEAD.”

Dolores Umbridge: willfully abuses students; the majority of the fandom hates her.

Severus Snape: willfully abuses students; a good portion of the fandom makes excuses for him, and loves him.

Once in grade 3 I accidentally called my teacher mom and the whole class started laughing at me. For the next couple weeks a boy teased me about it everyday. Then one day we had a spelling test and the teacher gave me bonus marks and the boy asked why the rest of the class didn’t get them. My teacher looked him straight in the eyes and said

“Because I’m her mother.”

He shut up real quick after that.


Our final tour video, including the most epic lipsync that we have ever completed, as well as four incredible student stories from the road.

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**Many thanks to all of the incredible schools that hosted us, and a special round of applause for Caroline and the students at UVA who gathered together for the biggest lip-sync of 2011!!**

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" My brain is a universe. I have yet to discover galaxies and have yet to create new stars "

-confessions from a college girl

*student picks up a rock off my office shelf*  

” What’s this?”
“a chunk of the mineral Bismuth”
“Why’s it in your office tho?”
“Cuz it’s Atomic Symbol is Bi”

*puts rock down and quickly scurries out of sight*