strudel cutie

Hetalia ship names you should be using instead:

Gerita: “Bicep Curl” “Noodle Strudels” “Einsam-cuties””

Itacest: “Spaghetti HO’s” “MacarONII-CHAN” “Incesta Fiesta”

FRUK: “Wine N’ Lime” “Sconettes” “7 Years in Heaven”

Rochu: “Share bears” “Rice on ice” “Snow Pandas”

Ameripan: “Weeababes” “Super Herro’s” “The Black Ship”