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Byakuya: What, exactly, happened inside that garganta?
Kurotsuchi: Matchmaking happened.
Kurotsuchi: Thanks to me and my garganta of love.
Rukia: But….Ichigo just said Unohana ordered him to run behind her….then in front of her again…
Rukia: He likes being ordered around, huh?
Urahara: I for one am not surprised.
Renji: And Unohana, what, likes to order guys around?
Urahara: Kurosaki is very good for that!
Ichigo: I HAVE OTHER QUALITIES!
Isane: Well…Captain Unohana does like strong men…and Kurosaki is very strong…
Grimmjow: And he loves fighting!
Grimmjow: No matter how often he tries to deny it.
Nnoitra: But Kurosaki doesn’t just go around killing lots of people!
Nnoitra: Wasn’t that that captain’s hobby?
Ulquiorra: Significant others do not have to share all of each others’ hobbies, you know.
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun…dating the head of the healing squad…
Orihime: I guess he likes healers!
Orihime: OH MY GOD
Chad: Maybe they bonded over the weird hair thing.
Chad: Bright orange hair….a front braid…
Ikkaku: So Ichigo is dating the first Kenpachi, huh?
Ikkaku: But if he likes Kenpachi, then why isn’t he dating *our* Kenpachi?
Yumichika: Unohana and our Kenpachi aren’t the same person, Ikkaku.
Ikkaku: But still!
Kenpachi: Don’t be ridiculous, Ikkaku.
Kenpachi: I’d pick Unohana over me too.
Kenpachi: Ichigo always had had good taste.