strong independent woman that don't need no man

sanasballoons  asked:

Here's what needs to happen for the rest of the season: Yousef grovels for forgiveness at Sana's feet (literally) and she just laughs at him as she's realised she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man, she calls vilde and noora out on their shit and disowns them (and they also grovel at her feet and willhell dies in a car crash) chris and Eva side with Sana and they become closer. Sana becomes besties with Isak and Even and finds so much solace and peace in her religion, the end.

*throws all the oscars at this tbh*

I did the shipwar gif thing five times. Here are the results:

1. YAY

Yes. Just yaaasss.

2. Sure, why not

She’s a strong independent woman who don’t need no man

3. No.

Just no.


I’m just going to leave it here


To recap:


2.Allura is a strong independent woman who don’t need no man

3. Nope


5. Klance <3

  • Randy Cunningham: Thinks they're watching a generic superhero show.
  • Howard Weinerman: Has very strong feelings about secondary characters.
  • The Ninjanomicon: Consistently fails to differentiate between canon and fanon.
  • Hannibal McFist: Watches more reality TV then they'd care to admit.
  • Willem Viceroy III: Is any person who watches "Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja."
  • The Sorcerer: Will watch anything with Tim Curry.
  • First Ninja: Weeaboo scum.
  • Theresa Fowler: Likes watching boys and girls KISS on the MOUTH!!!
  • Debbie Kang: Wishes there were more shows for kids about smart people. Why aren't there are more smart people, huh?! Why's the good guy always have to be as dumb as a box of rocks, huh?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SMART KIDS WHO NEED ROLE MODELS?!?!?!
  • Heidi Weinerman: Still thinks RandyxHeidi has a shot at being canon.
  • Morgan: Has a collection of fictional waifus.
  • Bucky Hensletter: Regularly adopts stray animals only to throw them back out once they tear up the furniture.
  • Julian: Hot Topic scum.
  • Flute Girl: Will watch anything with Grey deLisle.
  • Bash Johnson: Has very strong feelings about stupid people.
  • Marci McFist: Likes Fargo and A Prairie Home Companion.
  • Rachel: Only likes characters who are good role models for real people.
  • Stevens: Has a collection of fictional husbandos.
  • The Sorceress: A strong independent woman who don't need no man, who also loves star-crossed lovers narratives.
  • Catfish Booray: Has bizarre sexual interests and is more than okay with that.
  • Mac Antfee: Lives in the past. Still uses DeviantArt.
  • Ghoulian: Dark and edgy Hot Topic scum.
  • Levander Hart: Vivienne Westwood scum.
  • NomiRandy: Likes people more for their physical attributes than their personalities.
  • The Tengu: Has a FurAffinity account.
  • NG: Has very strong feelings about the background characters that are too niche even for the fandom.
  • Jacques: Franch, eet eez zee language of zee yaois! Hon hon hon!
  • The Art Teacher: Has a slightly less skeevy collection of Internet waifus.
  • S. Ward Smith: Know every single TV Trope by heart.
  • Mort Weinerman: Generally a good judge of character.
  • Doug: Former Yu-Gi-Oh fan who specialised in Téa-bashing fanfics.
  • The Messenger: Went through the mammoth effort of slowing down Big Hero 6's microbot montage so they could take pictures of every single second.
  • Accordion Dave: Has only just realized that they dress like Caliborn from Homestuck.
  • Cass Simonson: Does not play well with others.
  • The Disciplinarian: Gemini.
  • The Killer Potatoes: A little sh*t that likes making things harder for me!
  • Jed and Scott: Likes watching the commentary reels, getting to see inside the creator's heads, finding all those little behind-the-scenes secrets that make the show tick.
  • Danny Phantom or Jake Long: Not supposed to be here.

let me be clear- everyone is welcome to adopt orphaned and nigh siblingless sansa, who is all but alone in the world and needs to be adopted and loved. 

jonjon snuh comes by proxy, u can ignore his protestations. 

arya ‘i’m a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man- or anyone else’ also comes attached by proxy, but she can be a bit prickly and can be difficult to hug. it’s worth it, but it’s tricky. 

bran…i’m not sure about bran. he’s got his whole…wargy thing going on. but he needs to be loved, too, so include him in ur plans.

Can people please stop going on about how black female characters need to stay single so that they can be strong and independent and your beacon of feminism? Stop. Seriously stop that shit. A black woman on the show being the only one to not be in a romantic relationship is not progressive. It’s not empowering. It is not empowering to turn on a tv show and see that character constantly be in the background when everyone else falls in love. Not when you’re constantly having studies coming out saying that black women are the least attractive, least desirable, and least likely to be married among their counterparts. Saying you need to see someone be single and proclaiming that it hasto be the black female character is gross. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it!

cr1tikal sentence starters
  • "Alright, I guess I'll go fuck myself then."
  • "Yes, that is me, I am the fuck."
  • "Let's do this shit."
  • "I'd rather call you tit socks."
  • "I guess I'll just sit here and fist myself."
  • "You can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself!"
  • "Stop looking at me, [muse name]. You look moist as shit."
  • "You will all feast on the fuck."
  • "Oh! Everyone's fucking!"
  • "Will you please stop shoving dicks in your mouth and put me back on the race track?"
  • "Come here, young one. Let me tell you why your father is an asshole."
  • "Do not speak, squid scrotum!"
  • "I'm a strong, independent man/woman. I don't need you, [Muse Name]. But please, remember my name!"
  • "I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition."
  • "Oh! Get the truth, bitch! Take a seat!"
  • "You've gotta be stirring my pasta."
  • "Don't think for one second that I'm not naked."
  • "You ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, shit eating piece of alligator jizz."
  • "I guess you can't stop what you can't fist."
  • "I have no biceps and I must curl."
  • "I brought my secret weapon. An erection."
  • "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tongue. So I may climb it and supply you with this dope dick."
  • "I'm just making a list of reasons why you're a piece of shit."

anonymous asked:

Do you want BuckyNat to happen in the MCU? Because Scarlett says she prefers Natasha to stay single. That she doesn't need a man in her life to make her happy, and I agree with Scarlett. Natasha is a strong independent woman. She doesn't need a relationship with Bucky or Bruce. Plus, I don't think Bucky needs a relationship right now. I get they are old flames, but it's just seems weird that their relationship is based off being puppets for hydra.

I am a strong, independent woman who has been married for years and years. Being in a romantic relationship does NOT weaken you, make you less of an independent person - not if you’re with the right person. I haven’t seen Scarlett say that - but I’d love to hear her opinion on the BuckyNat in the comics. I’m not saying either of them should be paired up romantically RIGHT NOW - like in Infinity War. 1) There’s no time. There’s like 10000000 characters in the movie and 2) If they were to become a couple, it would need to happen down the line. — they could build a friendship for now and that’d be cool.

But I am sick to death of the idea that a woman or a man is somehow “less” because they’re in a relationship. Where did that come from?? Natasha is incredibly strong WHILE being in a relationship with Bucky in the comics. Bucky doesn’t weaken her. ffs

Also, would you go to other shippers of the ships that involve Bucky and say the same thing? I dare you. Go. Go tell them that Bucky doesn’t need to be in a relationship right now.

Also, “based off being puppets for HYDRA” - um…wrong. It’s based off of being around each other and sharing a commonality. If they didn’t have other things in common and a natural attraction to each other, it wouldn’t have happened. It’s not like someone held a gun to their heads. Relationships don’t happen, unless there’s an attraction.