petition for cecily strong to play justin trudeau on snl but have her look like herself with her long hair just wearing a suit she could just be glam with a smouldering look on her face and she’d be polite in english to trump but then when she spoke french she’d cuss him out unknowingly to him
come on to randy. come on out to randy, now. you need me to sign a ball? there ain’t no need to hide. i got a big box of comic strips out here, we can enjoy them together. hey kids, you like bazooka joe?
“I am so sorry Justin, but I really can’t make it.” Y/N
spoke into her phone, trying to keep herself from laughing.
“But you promised.” Justin whined.
“I know I did and I am very sorry for cancelling the last
minute, but I will try to catch a next flight tomorrow or day after.”
Justin sighed, she pictured him frowning and messing his
quiet long hair. “All right, okay, fine. But try to come as soon as possible.”
“I promise I will. Love you. I wish you all the best
“Thanks babe, love you, bye.”
Y/N couldn’t wait to hung up so she could burst out of
laughter. “You know you’re a real bitch, right?” Alfredo asked joining Y/N.
Y/N shrugged her shoulders and laughed some more. “This way
is better. Paparazzi won’t expect me, neither will the fans. I can walk
“But don’t you feel bad, like, don’t know, he will be bummed
because you’re not there to support him?”
“I thought about it, yeah, trust me this way is better. He
will be happier to see me.”
Alfredo shrugged his shoulders “What do I know.”
Y/N took her phone and scrolled through instagram a little
bit. Just as she was scrolling through one fans Bieber page, she got a text
“Bout to go on stage,
really wish you were here.”
She decided not to respond, making it more convenient that
she was busy doing, god knows what.
Few minutes later, they landed in Miami. The car was already
waiting for Alfredo and Y/N. it was already 11.35 p.m. She was hoping that by
the time, they arrive to Fontainebleau, it won’t be past midnight.
She wanted to celebrate new year with him, but considering
the traffic, she might be late.
They arrived at 11.56 p.m. Y/N took her hills off and
sprinted as fast as she could. In the distance, she could hear Justin’s voice
getting louder and louder.
She bumped few people on the way, but thankfully, nobody
stopped her to ask who she is. Once she reached the back stage, she gave
herself a few seconds to catch a breath and put her hills back on.
That’s when she heard the countdown. “Eight, seven, six.”
She fixed her hair and rushed on stage. She was hopping she looks okay. “Happy
New Year.” Justin screamed into microphone.
He was about to say something when Y/N hugged him from
behind, whispering into his ear. “Happy new year, babe.”
Quicker than a lighting, Justin turned around, enormous
smile shining over his face. He placed his hands on her checks, pulling her
The crowd behind them was going wild. Seemed like everybody
had a great time.
“Happy new year.” He mumbled into kiss.
Once they separated from the kiss, he pulled her into a hug,
placing his lips right next to her left ear. “You’re gonna wish you didn’t pull
this little prank on me, baby girl. Just wait till we get to the dressing room.
If we even make it to there.”
He kissed her ear and moved away, facing her with the most
innocence smile. Y/N’s heart started pounding faster than ever, and she felt
heat spreading all over her body. She wasn’t sure if she will be able to wait
She bit her lip, she was speechless. She wanted him, now,
and not a moment later.
“Oh don’t give me those sex eyes, honey.” Justin said and
turned to face the crowd.
“Give it up from my incredibly hot girlfriend everybody.”
Y/N smiled and waved at the crowd.
She turned around and walked backstage, finding a good
position to watch the rest of Justin’s performance.
He looked so good while he performed, and also very happy.
Her eyes observed every single one of his moves. Soon she got distracted with
the thoughts of Justin’s hot and wet mouth, tracing all the way from he
swallowed lips to her clit.
She pushed her thighs together ease the urge she felt, just
a little bit.
She was so distracted with her own dirty thoughts, that she
didn’t even notice Justin’s performance being over, and him now walking towards
Once he was standing right in front of her, she lifted her
head and bit her lip. He placed his finger under her chin and pushed her up.
His eyes focused on her lips, but he didn’t make a move.
When she tried to make one, he simply backed away, meeting
her gaze with a smirk playing over his lips.
“You see, you’ve been a very, very bad girl today. Teasing
me with “I can’t make it” and your little outfit.” Justin got closer to Y/N,
lowering his voice so only she could hear him.
“I know you want my tongue around your little tight pussy,
my fingers playing with your hard nipples, my dick in your mouth. I know you
want all of that baby girl, but daddy, you see, he wants to teach his little
girl a lesson, yeah. Which is, never tease daddy.” Justin licked his lips, once
again letting a smirk play over his lips.
Y/N sighed loudly, at that point she just wanted to push him
onto the nearest wall and fuck the shit out of him, but that wasn’t possible,
considering people in the room and his strength.
She simply nodded, focusing her eyes on the wall behind him
with a picture that was supposed to be artwork, but all she saw was one stick
and a circle. She really didn’t understand why people called that art.
“Now baby girl, I have to shower, but then we will hit the
party.” Justin took her hand and the walked the same way she ran not twenty
As soon as they walked out of the door, she had to put her
hand over her eyes, otherwise she would fall from all those flashlights.
Somehow they managed to get to the car without separating
and they soon took off. Justin sat as close to Y/N as he physically could,
placing his right hand on her thigh, slowly running tips of his fingers over
her inner thigh.
The tension was way too much to handle, so she placed her
hand on his leg moving it to his dick. She hoped he would change his mind and
they would stay in his hotel room.
Justin suddenly grabbed Y/N’s hand, as it was just inches
away from his dick and placed it on her leg. To punish her, he moved his hand
away and moved in his seat so they weren’t touching anymore.
At that point, Y/N wanted to scream out in frustration, in
the corner of her eye she could see Justin smirking before speaking.
“So how did you like my performance?” he turned his head to
look at her.
She was pissed and not really in the mood to talk, she only
shrugged her shoulders and simply added. “It was okay.” Turning her head
towards the window.
By his voice, she could tell he wasn’t pleased with the
answer. “It was okay?” He asked under the breath. “That’s all?” she didn’t
If he could tease her, she could give him a silent
“So that’s how’s
going to be, huh darling? All right, I’ll take it.”
From that moment on, neither of them spoke a word to each
other. Even though they arrived to the hotel in less than three minutes, to Y/N
it seemed like it was half an hour.
She quickly opened her door, which usually Justin does for
her, but she wanted to piss him off as much as she could. Two can play this
She heard him mumble something under the breath but she
didn’t bother to wait for him. She quickly walked towards the elevator, waiting
for it to open.
Justin immediately caught up with her, placing his hand on
her lower back, but just for brief five seconds. The door opened and they
walked in, each standing on their side of the elevator.
They quickly walked out, reaching the room number 265.
Justin unlocked it and she followed him in. she threw herself onto the bed and
closed her eyes.
She could feel Justin’s look all over her body and when she
hoped that he would change his mind, he walked into the bathroom.
She groaned and took her phone out. She opened snapchat and
tried out which new idiotic filters where there. After she posted few selfies,
she saw she had a missed call from her mother, so she rang her.
“Happy new year, honey.” Her mother yelled into phone. Y/N
could tell she was a bit tipsy.
“Happy new year, mom. Having fun in LA?”
“Oh it’s great here. There’s a lot of young hot boys here.”
Y/N could hear her father in the distance yelling something at her. “Whatever
Y/F/N” She simply yelled.
At that point Justin walked out of bathroom, his hair messy
and a towel wrapped around his waist. Y/N sat up and ran her eyes all over his
body, scanning him, from his head to his tiptoes.
“So are you two having fun?” Y/M/N voice shook her from her
daydream. “Mhm” Y/N mumbled into the phone.
“We’re just about to head to the party.”
“Well tell Justin hi and have a good time. P.S. it’s time
for me to become grandma.”
“Y/M/N” Y/n’s father yelled and Y/N just chuckled.
“All right mom, have fun. Love you.”
Y/N hung up and look in Justin’s direction. He was now fully
dressed, wearing a hat, black shirt, same colour jacket and white shorts.
“Ready?” he simply asked.
“Mom said hi.” He nod and started walking out.
He let Y/N go first and placed his hand on her lower back.
This time the ride down wasn’t so unpleasant and soon they were at the party.
They separated very quickly, Y/N headed to the bar, ordering
herself a strong Martini, while Justin went somewhere, only god know where.
“What is a girl like you doing alone on New Year?” a deep
voice asked Y/n and she slowly rotated herself to face a very good looking guy.
He was tall, bit taller than Justin, black hair with bluest
eyes Y/N has ever seen. She shyly smiled at him.
“Well I lost my boyfriend somewhere.” Y/N simply answered,
hoping that will send him away.
But he didn’t seem to recognise what she said, rather he
showed at the chair next to her, and she just nodded. A little company won’t
hurt, she was getting bored anyway.
“I am Tony”
“Y/N. Nice to meet ya.”
“Oh trust me pleasure is all mine.” She smiled at his
flirtatious comment and carried on. They talked for solid fifteen minutes, he
made he laugh so much, her stomach actually started to hurt.
She felt familiar hand on her back. “Hi I am Justin. The
boyfriend.” Justin offered his hand to Tony. His face was cold as ice, and Y/n
knew he was beyond pissed and jealous.
“So you’re the one that leave this fine lady, all alone.
Damn bro, you should keep a close eye on that masterpiece.” Tony said shaking
Y/n felt Justin’s grip getting tighter after Tony’s comment.
She could tell his ego was hurt, and she was hoping he would just bit his
tongue and let go. But she knew Justin.
“You might wanna watch your mouth, this is my girlfriend
you’re talking to.”
“Hey man, I’ve said nothing bad about your girlfriend.” Tony
lifted his hands up, clearly showing he wants no trouble.
“Tony it was nice meeting you, but I think you should leave
now. Thanks for the company, I appreciate it.” Y/N said.
Tony nodded and smiled, then walked away. Y/N exactly knew
what was following, and honestly she wasn’t in the mood for it.
“So I let you off for five minutes and you already find a
She turned her head to face him, with the most annoyed
facial expression she could make. “Don’t you even dare to start anything. He
was at least making me company, unlike someone here.”
“So you wanna fuck him?” Justin asked arrogantly.
“Fuck off Justin, go back to those bitches that you were
with all this time. You ain’t gonna ruin this night for me.” Y/N said and walked
“Where you going?” Justin asked walking behind her.
“Somewhere where no one is going to bother me.”
“Y/N where the fuck are you going? Answer me.” Justin raised
his voice. She turned on her tiptoes, lifting her hand to slap him, but she
stopped herself just in time.
“Go on, slap me. Go on, do it.” he provoked her, stepping
closer to her. Y/N rolled her eyes, groaned and started walking towards his
“So you’re just gonna walk away?”
“What do you want Justin? There is no more that needs to be
said or discussed.”
“Oh yes there is.”
She picked her pace and walked even faster. Soon she was in
front of his room door, waiting for him to unlock them, but he didn’t seem to
“And what would we need to discuss anymore?”
“You giving that guy sex eyes.” Y/N couldn’t believe her ears.
All night he keeps teasing her, she is about to explode and now he gives her
his jealous attitude.
It was kinda sexy, but all she wanted was to cum, not fight.
So she pulled him closer, grabbing his jacked and connecting their lips.
He pushed her against the doors, one hand placing on her
side, while unlocking the door with other. He pushed her inside, closing the
door with his leg.
He moved away from kiss and took his jacket off. Y/N placed
her hand around the hem of his shirt and pulled it up. He observed her while
her hands traced up and how his chest.
He moved his hands on her back, unzipping her dress, letting
it hit the floor and revealing her naked body. “You are so beautiful.” Y/N felt her cheeks burning up.
Justin pushed Y/N onto bed and climbed over here. He
connected their lips once again, while placing his hand over her clit, making
little circles around it.
Y/N moaned into the kiss. “So wet.” Justin mumbled into
kiss, pushing his tree finger into her. She groaned from sudden pleasure.
Justin moved his lips to her hard nipples, nibbling on each.
She pushed her head deeper into the pillow, digging her nails into silky
He stick his tongue out and slowly traced it all the way to
her pussy. He placed few kisses around her entrance, before connecting his lips
with her clit.
Y/N screamed out in pleasure, shutting her eyes and enjoying
the moment. She pushed her hips higher, but he placed his strong hand on her
sides and held her down.
He hummed into her entrance, which only send shiver all over
Suddenly he got up and she whined at the feeling of
emptiness. He took his shorts off, exposing his grown length.
He took his dick in his hand and simply demanded. “Suck.”
Y/N got up and quickly took his dick into her mouth, never
leaving his gaze. His mouth fell open, little ‘fuck’ leaving his lips.
She sucked slowly,
swirling her tongue around the tip, but Justin grabbed her hair and moved her
head faster and rougher.
She knew he was close, so he pulled her away, pulling her up
for a rough kiss.
Y/N pushed Justin onto bed, she placed her legs on each side
and took his dick into her hands and placed it in front of her entrance. She slowly
pushed herself down, adjusting his length inside her.
She placed her hands onto his chest and started moving her
hips in a circle. He griped her sides, groaning.
“Keep doing that, baby girl.”
Y/N slowly started to bounce her hips up and down, eventually
picking up the pace. Their moans were getting lost in hot, steamy air that
their bodies produced.
Justin’s eyes focused on her bouncing boobs, moving his
hands to cup them, giving them a good squeeze. Y/N moaned loudly.
“You are so fucking hot, you know that, right?”
Justin got up, placing his hands on her back, taking her
breast in her mouth, nibbling on her sensitive nipples. Sucking around her
nipples, making sure to leave deep, purple marks, only visible to him.
Y/N felt her stomach clenching, her thighs started shaking. She
was so close.
“Mhm, s-so cl-o-o-se. Please le-t me c-u-um.” Y/N said quietly,
in between thrusts.
“Oh you wanna cum, baby girl? I don’t think so.” Justin picked
her up and turned around, hovering her. He pulled his dick out, only to slam
into her with his full rage.
Y/N screamed his name, almost cumming, but somehow managing
to hold it back. With each thrust it became harder and harder for her to hold
back. Because with every thrust he managed to hit her g-spot.
“Please, Justin” Y/N cried out.
“What? What do you want?” Justin demanded.
“Please let me cum.”
“I don’t know Y/N, only good girls get to cum, but you were
a very, very bad girl today.”
Y/N moaned loudly, she knew that if she won’t cum in next thirty
seconds, she will explode.
“But I think you have learned your lesson. Cum baby girl,
Her orgasm hit the climax, Y/N’s eyes rolled, her back
arched, and she digged her nails into his muscles. She screamed his name as
loud as she could, feeling like her lounges will leave her body.
“Fuck, you’re so hot when you come.”
He rid of her orgasm as his was close, his thrust became
sloppier, harder and deeper. He groaned her name loudly, emptying himself into
Justin collapsed next to Y/N, both trying to calm down their
And watch all the behind the scenes, watch how they make the movies, listen to the director/writer commentaries!
BONUS! Even the directors are diverse in race
Rob Cohen - white - Fast 1
John Singleton - african american - Fast 2
Justin Lin - asian - Fast 3,4,5,6
James Wan - asian - Fast 7
This franchise is proof that action films can just as easily give great representation and focus on character relationships!
Take this quote from Justin Lin, director of Fast 3,4,5,6
“We can go around the world and do these crazy stunts and scope and everything but ultimately it’s to service the journey home”
Or the quote from Chris Morgan, writer of Fast 3,4,5,6,7
“The overriding theme of this franchise has always been about family - when it really comes down to is the people around you, and it is the place that you call home"
And even despite the tragic passing of founding member Paul Walker, the cast and crew behind the franchise is determined to continue the films not only in his honor because of his passion for the franchise but also because they know how important representation and diversity is for future generations - as actor Tyrese Gibson puts it:
”There’s no way [Paul] would want the franchise to shut down because the movie is successful for a reason. If you all could just show up and look at somebody in the movie that you identify with then the global impact of the movie must continue on behalf of the franchise"
Viendo como me cambias por ella, mucho más linda, más talentosa, más simpática, más graciosa, más divertida, más de tu tipo; pero algún día te darás cuenta que la perfección en ella no existe y solo es una fachada, en cambio, yo, con mis enojos repentinos, mi orgulloso inexplicable, mis noches de furia y mis días de alegría podría hacerte tan feliz como ella lo está haciendo ahora mismo. ¿Pero qué más da? A pesar de todo sigo aquí, por si ella se va, por si te das cuenta que existo, por si me vuelves a recordar.