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llaevis asked:

yeah!!!!! like, as far as I know, hannibal bannanibal is about some random guy who likes to eat people and make shitty jokes, and there's this other guy with a nice face who likes dogs. The two go on various adventures and by adventures I mean murdering people to eat them? Or making nice sculptures out of the bodies. And something about designs. (( maybe one of them is an interior designer? ))

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llaevis asked:

WHEN SARAH WAS LIKE TWO OR SOMETHING WE WENT TO THE PARK AND THIS GOOSE POOPED IN MID AIR AND IT LANDED ON HER BUT SOMEHOW NO ONE NOTICED FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND I LEANED ON HER BUT THE THING IS THAT THERE WAS ABOUT A LITRE OF GOOSE SHIT AND IT WAS AWFUL THE END