stress eaters

“You each get your own private room.”

You fools. You think this will stop me, a fanfic writer, from writing those OTP moments? The gay is only beginning, my friends.

Please consider:

- “I had to jump three balconies and crawl up two flights to see you”

- “I’m stuck in the stairwell to your room because there’s another couple making out and they’ll spot me”

- “our rooms are right next to each other but we still text all the time”

- “you live down the hall from me and it’s only now that I’m realizing that you have the cutest pajamas ever”

- “you play shitty music at 3 in the morning and I’m not afraid to kill you”

- “you’ve been reading those notes out loud for the past four hours and I’m just listening in because I’m learning more from you than I did the entire two weeks of lessons”

- “dude you’ve been playing sad music for the past three days are you okay”

- “I’m the stress baker and you’re the stress eater and we’re always stressed so we end up become best friends”

- “I tried to do laundry for the first time ever and it looked easy but now there’s soap everywhere and all my white clothes are pink will you stop laughing and help me please”

- “we’re study partners before we moved into the dorms so we don’t change anything but we do find out that everyone else thinks we’re dating so they end up leaving us alone to study how convenient”

- “someone keeps stealing my favorite socks and when I find out who I’m going to strangle them with their shoelaces”

- “someone through the gaudiest pair of shoes up on the roof who in their right mind would wear those - oh they’re YOUR shoes?”

- “I ran out of hygiene supplies so I’m borrowing yours but I keep forgetting to buy more so we always share but I end up liking you a lot so I always say I ‘forgot to buy more’ and I think you’ve caught on but you’re not saying anything”

- “I have twelve tons of homework I kept putting off but you’ve had yours done for weeks but you won’t let me copy so I have to sneak into your room for the answers and wow you really love weird socks”

- “you keep burning candles and the smell keeps drifting over to me and I’d usually be fine with that but you have a terrible taste in candles”

Guys this is our chance for every single “dorm room shenanigans” thing EVER

Let Me // Jeon Jungkook

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the prompt: prince jungkook au where he always comes into the kitchen for late night snacks and y/n is new to the kitchen staff. soon they become friends and maybe something more. (definitely something more who am i trying to kid)(also request was rlly long so i summarized it)

words: 3820

category: fluff + once again, fond!kookie

author note: never apologize for long requests bc that is how i survive. also, someone seriously needs to stop me from writing about fond jungkook bc ya girl can’t get enough. anyway, please enjoy!

- destinee

Originally posted by jeonilys

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mercutios-widows  asked:

Hey I was hoping you could maybe update the touch starved tag? I've accidentally read all of them lol and instead of doing work I thought I'll come here😂 but yeah that'd be mega cool, thanks xx

mega cool

Tell Me What You Need by LordOfThePies88 (1/1 | 1,728 | G)

Stiles struggles with depression and, to his surprise, Derek’s the one that takes notice. One night is particularly bad and Stiles contacts Derek just so he can have someone there.

Sacrifice - But is it Really? by SaphiraTARDIS11 (2/? | 6,970 | NR)

Everyone had left Derek.  

Scott wasn’t pack anymore, hadn’t been since the kanima and his betrayal. Jackson had left for London, pack bonds severing as soon as a new pack had been found. Erica and Boyd had left too, went to the San Francisco pack, barely even saying goodbye. Isaac had drifted away slowly, merging himself with Scott until one day Derek had awoke to the pain and emptiness of a solitary alpha.  

And So I’ll Let The Water Take Me by angel_scum (1/? | 1,849 | NC17)

The Argents have had a strong hold on the city of Beacon Hills for as long as anyone can remember. They’re ruthless, dangerous and willing to use any means necessary to get what they deem is theirs. They work from the shadows, feeding off the rotten underbelly of corruption and greed that Beacon Hills has become.
Enter Agent Hale. Derek has been trying to topple the Argent crime regime ever since they killed his family in cold blood. He’s always one step behind them, always just within reach of revenge. Annoyed by Derek’s continual intervention but not threatened, the Argents send the ace up their sleeves to get rid of the Hale family once and for all.
Only… that ace might just be the king of hearts, instead.

Without You by fearfrost1211 (1/1 | 4,822 | R)

Half a choked laugh boils up out of him. He had sex with Derek Hale.

Sex.

With Derek.

He’s never going to be able to shower in the locker room again.

On werewolves, SATs and stress eating by roundelet (1/1 |  2,176 | PG13)

Stiles has never been skinny. He was a chubby kid. He was a preteen who hadn’t lost his baby fat. Even when he shot up four inches in ninth grade, the pudge over his stomach stayed put.

And, apparently, he’s also a stress eater. By the beginning of his senior year, Stiles has only one pair of pants he can still button. But it’s not that big a deal. It’s not like he has a line up of romantic partners trying to take his shirt off or anything.

•TONIGHT BERNIE WOLFE BREAKS A DOOR TO REACH HER GIRL™

•TONIGHT I BREAK THE RECORD FOR CALORIES CONSUMED IN ONE SITTING *I’m a stress eater what can I say?*

HOL(B)Y SHIT, IT’S TUESGAY!!

Kurodai University AU
  • Kuroo insists them rooming together when he finds out Daichi going to the same university.
  • Bokuto goes to another university, that traitor. He gets himself a full sports scholarship to top university team thanks to his performance in the Nationals.
  • Kuroo and Daichi doesn’t have scholarship, unfortunately, so rooming together is a good idea to cut the living expenses.
  • Kuroo takes Sports Science and Daichi takes Electrical Engineering.
  • Despite the quite challenging courses, they want to continue playing volleyball in the university.
  • Somehow, in the university team’s tryout, they end up seeing familiar faces, including one Oikawa Tooru and one Ushijima Wakatoshi.
  • Daichi has half of mind to walk out the gym and pull Kuroo out with him to escape the disaster in the making.
  • Of course, Kuroo has no idea but intrigued by Daichi’s expression, he ends up striking up a conversation with Oikawa.
  • Daichi and Yaku (who goes in the same uni, Sports Education) immediately know it is a BAD IDEA.
  • IT IS. They hit if off.
  • Thus Daichi finds an annoying former Seijou popping up now and then in his shared room with Kuroo. While he respects Oikawa’s skill, he has trouble in dealing with his attitude. Even Kuroo is more tolerable.
  • Regardless, living with Kuroo is not as bad as he imagines. For all his teasing, he is a responsible person. It takes little to divide chores and set up schedule. Both are used to helping around the house so the two are among the better adjusted university students, the others? Not so much. Yaku comes often with horror stories of his roommate, Oikawa is the horror for his roommate. Ushijima… no one knows what to make of him.
  • They have their own study spots and they are pretty territorial of it. Daichi’s spot is tidier compared to Kuroo’s with scattered papers, books and notes, plus various writing utensils because he usually needs clean spot to experiment with components. However, Kuroo’s notes are Yachi-level neat and meticulous and Daichi’s are in shorthand and only comprehensible to himself, which sucks when he cannot figure out the shorthand.
  • When stressed for schoolwork, Kuroo snaps when anything on his spot is moved even a hair and resembles mad scientist more as he messes with his hair and slouches around. Daichi grits his teeth so hard and his stuff finds its way outside his spot. If anyone visits their room during this time, they’ll find components in the oddest places (water tank, cereal box, to name a few). Kuroo and Daichi makes a game of tracking them once it passes. 
  • Kuroo is better in managing his time and stress that he knows to stop and take a breather and knows not to finish one-week assignment in one day. Daichi can do the same, but finds that he works best with looming deadline, which is bad when he has multiple deadlines to meet in the same day.
  • Daichi likes to eat so he has quite a variety in his food whenever he cooks, not to mention he makes it in large portions so he can snack on it later. He’s also more adventurous in trying new food. He knows the best restaurants/cafes with affordable price. Kuroo just bows to his food knowledge. Kuroo’s tastes more simple, but also healthy and balanced as he learns more about nutrition in his course. Unless he bakes.
  • His cakes and pastry are to die for. It ends up the most effective bribe in the whole university. Fortunately, Kuroo only uses it for good.
  • It appears that Kuroo is a stress baker, and Daichi is a stress eater, so Kuroo doesn’t need to look far to get someone to eat his creations (with the exception apple pie, sent to Kenma), but at the same time, this means Daichi has endless food supply… which is not good. Daichi drags Kuroo to burn the calories with him to take responsibility once the crisis is done and over with.
  • Daichi though, Daichi is a wizard when it comes to electronics. Give him anything broken and he’ll fix it, no wonder why he picks Electrical Engineering. He’s the resident repairman for their friends and housemates.
  • He’s good at practical but average at theoretical. Fortunately Kuroo is good in math and science, though eventually he pulls Oikawa who’s taking Physics into helping him and Daichi when it’s getting more advanced.
  • Kuroo doesn’t need sleep much, but he takes lots of (cat)naps in-between. Daichi is a heavy sleeper. He likes to sleep in when he can, but otherwise he’s used to operating with little sleep and sleeping everywhere. Kuroo has a collection of the various positions and places Daichi sleeps in.
  • Kuroo’s actual bedhead is worse. His current look is his best attempt in tidying it. Daichi quietly keeps a picture for potential blackmail.
  • Basically these two have lots of blackmail material on each other and they know it. Though it’s more a last resort. They rather use the knowledge to prank each other.
  • It’s all in good fun. They always aim to get a good laugh out of it. Both are careful not to cross the line and quick to apologize if they do.
  • One time Daichi manages to remove the pillows when Kuroo’s asleep and…. the next morning Kuroo is unrecognizable. Daichi ends up blushing instead of crowing in laughter. Kuroo doesn’t seem to notice being far too sleepy without the pillows and continue the day making people look twice for different reasons.
  • Daichi shows his concern more openly, and at times physically. There are many times where he uses force to beat his stubborn friends into submission. Once he throws Kuroo over his shoulder because he insists going to class while sick, successfully flustering and shutting him up.
  • Since then all Daichi needs to do is to make the threat before Kuroo folds.
  • In contrast, Kuroo is more subtle and considerate in his approach. It tends to be more successful towards their prideful friends. Particularly in getting Oikawa and Ushijima to work together.
  • Oikawa and Ushijima are the only two of their year that manage to get to the first-string. While he throws perfect tosses to Ushijima, Oikawa is cold to Ushijima and it subtly affects the team’s dynamics.
  • Kuroo wants them to figure things out on their own, but ends up getting involved anyway when Daichi looks so frustrated when his last good-willed attempt backfires.
  • With an elaborate set up involving match between first years and Ushijima-Oikawa in one team and Kuroo-Daichi in the other, Kuroo manages to drive the point home why and how they should work together.
  • Somehow, Kuroo gains their respect and becomes the only yearmate they’ll listen to when they are being particularly difficult, though he always gets Daichi and Yaku to help when he’s not getting through. Yaku takes perverse pleasure in taking the two tall guys down a peg or two. Daichi’s disappointed face works wonders too.
  • Their room becomes the base camp for gathering. It’s still a wonder how they all manage to fit, though it doesn’t mean they limit their activity into the less boisterous ones for lack of room.
  • After some shenanigans that nearly destroy their room and have them kicked out of their house, which Daichi doesn’t think it’s possible, Daichi puts his feet down and sets up ground rules with Yaku backing him up and Kuroo cheering at the background, that lazy bastard. 
  • There are some protests, but once Kuroo threatens to revoke their baked goods’ right, they shut up. In this gatherings, Kuroo and Daichi usually end up not far from each other and catch each other’s eyes one time or another. Yaku and Oikawa start a betting pool on them.
  • Since Kuroo takes Daichi home to spend Christmas and New Year with his and Kenma’s family when he cannot return to Miyagi for his first winter break, they make a habit of alternatively going back with the other to visit their family during breaks. 
  • Despite no longer being captains of their respective teams, they still keep in touch with their former teammates and track their progress. When they have time, both of them lend a hand in the teams’ practice, regardless whose team it is. Daichi becomes as much a familiar sight among Nekoma as Kuroo among Karasuno. Suga has joined the pool, and tries to subtly nudge them both… to no avail. 
  • Spending so much time together, Kuroo and Daichi are very comfortable around each other that they don’t think twice to close the distance between them and know what the other thinking or needing without being told. They are practically old married couple by this point, but nothing official? Cue everyone’s frustration (everyone who has a stake on the betting pool, at least).
  • Kuroo, Daichi and Yaku gets to first-string in their second year, but it’s Yaku first who becomes a regular, followed by Kuroo. Daichi is not a bad player, he is a good all-rounder but he’s not great, not like how Kuroo and Yaku are great in defense.
  • Daichi accepts this and works harder and more diligently, but even then there are times when he feels he’s not enough. Kuroo is quick to pick this up and finds ways to help, including forming a support group involving their friends in the university team, which ends up beneficial not only for Daichi but for all of them. Oikawa would’ve busted his leg without them.
  • Kuroo is good at letting things go, but there are times he just can’t. When he does, he turns so quiet that worries Daichi so much the first time he sees it. He doesn’t talk when he always encourages others to, but he is open to comfort and prone to cuddling, which is weird and surprising at first, but later something Daichi freely and gladly gives.
  • Kenma becomes a permanent fixture in their lives with how often he visits and spends his time in their room. He’s a much preferred presence to Bokuto who drops by any time he feels like it. Suga at least warns ahead even he ends up making room inspection like he’s his mother.
  • They rarely get into a serious fight. Both are relatively level-headed, and hard to anger. Once they are, Daichi’s anger tends to be explosive but burnt out quickly, compared to Kuroo’s cold and cutting anger that tends to simmer. Regardless, these two are the last people you’d piss off.
  • Their third year gets more interesting as some of their more troublesome kouhais come to join them…. right when Kuroo and Daichi are picked as captain and vice-captain.
  • In their last two years of university, Daichi gets into the groove as his studies are more practical-oriented. In contrast, Kuroo starts to falter, not only with the more difficult and demanding course but also with added responsibility as captain and regular.
  • It all comes to head when he collapses after match, sending everyone into a panicked and worried frenzy. Daichi in particular. 
  • Once they find out, all of his friends stages an intervention. Daichi and Kenma are very angry at and worried for Kuroo, their combined disappointed faces are more effective than whatever Yaku can come up with to subdue Kuroo into compliance.
  • It is during this time, Kuroo learns to lean more on Daichi and starts to open up more. For all his laid back attitude, Kuroo tends to keep things to himself and work things out on his own. He doesn’t like to share personal things/problems he hasn’t worked through, but it changes with the intervention. Before he only has Kenma, now he has Daichi to work things out with.
  • It also marks a change in their relationship. Before, Daichi’s the only open book between them, now Kuroo is too. They never talk about it, but they exchange a kiss and a smile, and that’s it, they’re together.
  • No one suspects a thing until Kenma nonchalantly asks whether they are together in middle of their usual gathering, to which they respond with a short, simple yes and go on to their merry way while the room goes silent and descend into chaos. (Kenma and Ushijima are the only ones who are unfazed and congratulate them)
  • Neither can pinpoint the time when their relationship change, so initially they think no one wins the bet but… someone does bet that they don’t know when they get together, but confirm when asked somewhere between their 3rd-4th year. 
  • It’s Kenma. (surprise, no surprise) 
  • He walks away with a surprisingly HUGE amount of money. It seems that all their friends are that invested in their relationship to Daichi’s consternation and Kuroo’s amusement (Kenma shares his winning later).

so i have some lame crack-ish headcanons that i’d like to share with all of you, just bc i love to share

  • irene doesn’t get drunk often, but when she does she’s a clumsy drunk.
    - she also loses her patience with little things like taking off jewerly (ex. necklaces) or letting her hair down (let’s be honest here, she probably has tones of hairpins to keep her updo so fucken perfect all the time)
    -  one of the very few times sherlock saw her drunk, he watched her struggle with her hair for like five minutes before he took pity on her and stepped in
  • based on @equusgirl‘s headcanon. along stress baking, irene discovers she’s also a stress eater. boredom also leads her to try and reinvent some recipes, which ends up in her eating six different versions of the same recipe.
    -  because of this she ends up gaining a little weight. sherlock thinks it suits her
  • sherlock is a total bed hog, and irene won’t put up with his nonsense so whenever she stars losing space and blankets she’ll just wake him and tell him to stay in his own fuckin lane
  • irene is a pro at doing hair and make up. tbh, her doing her make up and hair on the car is the only possible explanation i can find to her changing from the No Make Up + Hair Down + Boyfriend’s Dressing Gown look to the Up Do + Flawlees Make Up + Jacques Azagury Dress look in a couple minutes
  • strip cluedo
  • drunk cluedo
  • DRUNK STRIP CLUEDO
Energize Yourself: No Coffee Required

Finals are approaching, and as attached as I am to my Keurig, downing cup after cup of coffee isn’t the best for you in the long run. Instead of relying on caffeine to keep you going, try one of these natural pick-me-ups first.

Take a walk. Don’t look at your phone. Either listen to a song that motivates you or nothing at all. Silence is a good way to let your mind relax and escape schoolwork for a little while, and the fresh air will help you wake up.

Eye drops. Studying easily makes your eyes tired and strained, but a couple of refreshing eye drops should do the trick.

Take a cold shower or splash cold water onto your face.

Work out for 5-15 minutes. Personally, I tend to get fidgety when I’ve been studying for a while. A short, vigorous workout purges the excess energy from your body while making your mind ready to focus.

Massage your shoulders. Put a little bit of lotion or body oil into your hands and apply it to your shoulders to release the tension that builds up from hunching over your desk.

Try this exercise. Find an empty wall space. Lay on the floor with your legs straight and your heels resting against the wall. Scootch your butt as close as you can to the wall, so that your legs and body are perpendicular, in a 90º angle. Keep your legs straight and your feet together. After a few minutes, stand up. Blood will rush back to your legs and make you feel more alert.Preventative snack preparation. I’m a total junk food stress eater, but as much as I crave it, it always makes me crash into a lethargic state a couple of hours later. To prevent this, prepare or buy a well-rounded meal (protein, veggies, rice, beans, fruit, etc.) ahead of time if you know you’ll be stressed/studying. This will save you time and energy.

Close your eyes, smile, and breathe deeply and slowly. Give your eyes a rest. If you need motivation, picture yourself achieving your goals. Imagine yourself taking the test confidently or think about how attaining your target grade would make you feel. If you need relaxation, take this moment to clear your mind and think of a peaceful place, or let your mind go blank.

Wishing you good luck on your finals!

2

So it’s not that huge of a difference in comparison but I gained a lot of weight in nursing school. I’ve fluctuated in my weight all my life. I’m a major stress eater and I basically was just coming out of a toxic relationship, moving back into a toxic home environment with my mother, and starting a journey into my current career path. I gained +30lbs. Since graduation and beginning work at the hospital, I’ve dropped down again. Still working on being healthy (we eat out A LOT) and I want to get toned. I have dropped those 30lbs. Abs will never be in my future and a flat tummy is most likely out of the picture as well but I’m glad I’m starting to work towards a better tomorrow. Baby face will always be my curse/blessing.

Viktor and eating habits

Okay, so we all know that Yuuri is a stress eater. A habit not too uncommon for a person with anxiety, but what about Viktor? We’ve never seen Viktor being stressed, but here’s my headcanon. Viktor is the type to lose his appetite when he gets stressed (opposites attract right?). This is gonna get long so more under the cut :)

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Kit Kat

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,508

Summary: Before the 1st season of Supernatural airs, Jensen meets the reader at his talent agency in LA.


M&M’s. Snickers. Butterfingers. Reese Peanut Butter Cups. You name it. If it’s fucking chocolate, you’ll eat it. You’re a stress eater. You’re stressed. And there’s not one God damn piece of candy left in your bag.

“Y/N! Get in here!” You hear your boss Eileen yell from inside her office.

You stand up quickly and smooth out your dress. You don’t know why you bother, you’re just a measly intern. But your mom said to dress for the job you want instead of the job you have. So here you are. Ugh. Thanks, mom.

“Yes?” You try to say as confidently as possible.

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older baudelaire headcanons:

Violet:

- exclusively dates younger partners due to a general mistrust of anyone older than she is

- really gets into camping and rock climbing in her 20′s

- eventually develops a caffeine addiction

- kind of a lowkey doomsday prepper. like she’s always half working on inventions that will be useful in the event the siblings ever have to go off the grid.

Klaus:

- grows a hipster beard

- drinks too much

- always resents lemony snicket’s existance because he used to think he could write a book about his wild time as a teen fugitive but then fuckign snicket came along and wrote 13 books about it like a jerk

- never grows out of being a sarcastic shitlord.

Sunny:

- lesbian

- afraid of heights, really bad. like ‘gets dizzy looking out 3rd story windows’ scared.

- her teeth are just atrocious. all of her incisors are too big for her mouth and her canines are basically fangs. her milk teeth don’t fall out when they’re supposed to so she ends up having double rows for a period of time. dentists fear her.

- ends up being the kind of person who cooks to avoid doing other things. related to that, she is the worst stress eater ever.

- she’s not the tallest sibling, but she’s the largest. older sunny is still the muscle. older sunny can probably lift a small car.

Ease My Mind - Part 1

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Bucky Barnes is your best friend and, of course, you’re in love with him. But apparently Bucky is just fine with your platonic relationship - you’re going to have to do something about that. 

A/N: soooo this is take two at a lightheared fluffy fic, and i think i finally succeeded! get prepared for blanket forts, prank wars, and sexual tension/10! if you guys have any suggestions for things bucky and reader can get up to i’d love to hear them :) i hope you enjoy!

There’s a soft knock on your door before it swings open and Nat pokes her head in. She winces - you’re deep in mediation, cross-legged on your bed with your eyes shut and hands closed in loose fists on your knees.

“(Y/N)?”

You didn’t hear her come in, so her voice surprises you. You feel your form waver as your concentration is broken, flickering between here and someplace before you settle back onto your bed. Nat walks in, an apology written all over her face, and says, “I wouldn’t have disturbed you if it wasn’t urgent.”

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@smortsantiago exactly!!! yuuri gains weight easily and that’s fine! there’s nothing wrong with him and there never was! & it seems to me just from observation tht he’s an emotional or maybe a stress induced eater (relatable tm) and im like?? way to criminalize yuuri for being fat and having anxiety lmao