Bts host club { teaser }

bts x reader.

“anon asked: what if you do a series bts own and work at a host club (just like those on japan) and you and your work friends are regulars there. problem is you are allowed to pay for their company but sex with clients is forbidden”

authors note: so basically this is like ouran host club but with bts x reader. and instead of a girl being apart of the crew its going to be you and your first time going with your friends to the little café down the street.

Jungkook plays as the cold, caring type. hes cute, handsome and has a “nervous” like exterior around girls. so he does come off cold but is actually just nervous.

taehyung plays as the sexy playboy. hes unimaginably hot, flirts, and loves skin ship between him and his customers. he comes off as completely in love with one customer but is soon swoon by his next one because “baby, you’re beautiful” as he likes to say to everyone.

jimin plays the cutie shy boy who screams, “im dtf.” but is stuck in his little cloud of “oh im nothing but cute.” but will sometimes do things that scream sexual.

hoseok plays the bubbly, funny, hot boy from down the street. hes constantly smiling and making you laugh whether its because of something he said or something he did to you. he is very touchy feely “ooo your so cute.” pinching your cheeks and making you feel like your sitting next to literal sun.

yoongi plays the actual cold silent boy who loves poetry. he stays silent as you try to get your attention only to grab your hand when you go to leave and , “please dont leave.” to make you stay. he loves your company and would listen to anything you needed him to listen to. and getting him to smile is an actual achievement in life.

jin plays your older brothers best friend. he is smart, handsome af, and compare you to his beauty and thats an actual compliment.

namjoon plays the smart hot kid in your college class. wearing his glasses and constantly saying some sexy things in a different language to you.

AU Idea #2

A family Christmas at Baker Street, where everyone plays Countdown together.

John and Sherlock arguing about whether Rosie counts as a team member on John’s team, because Sherlock wants more people on his team and “It’s only fair, John, we mustn’t leave her out”, but "For God’s sake, Sherlock, she’s two years old!”

The dictionary constantly being used because everyone is convinced that Sherlock and Mycroft are making up words (they aren’t, just somehow they have a word for everything)

Everyone getting annoyed at Sherlock and Mycroft for always getting the best answers and winning. 

Everyone being utterly surprised when Molly wins a round with a super long medical word. 

The maths round simply being a head to head between Jim and Sherlock’s mum. Everyone taking a side on who would win. 

Mary is called in from cooking lunch with Mrs Hudson and Sherlock’s dad every couple of minutes to referee. 

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.