straya!!!!!!!

tagged by @my-so-called-trash-blog thank you~!
This is going to be so difficult I’m a very boring person lol

Name: someone called me kitsnz in an ask the other day which I thought was cute. So, let’s go with that.

Pronouns: she/her 

Country of origin: straya

Sexuality: I guess straight. I’ve only been with my bf lol

Star sign: scorpio 

First language spoken: english

Other languages spoken: not enough worth noting haha

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  1. jumpers. I’m constantly buying them. I would wear jumpers every day if I could. Why do I live in australia? I need to live somewhere cold lol
  2. sweet and salty popcorn (I’m always snacking on it)
  3. rain very very very very very much
  4. console games (specifically ps4, 3ds & psvita) 
  5. character reference sheets. I love seeing how they look from different angles lol
  6. fluid/smooth animation? The opening of YOI gives me an eyegasm everytime.
  7. cartoons. I can’t help it. 
  8. gossip/drama. I’m the worst. I love hearing it, I don’t like being in it lol.
  9. coffee.. but I can’t drink it because it gives me anxiety. So I drink herbal tea lol
  10. listening to podcasts/letsplays/music while I draw
  11. pineapple on pizza (I’m being controversial)

9 dislikes

  1. sleeping (what a waste of time amirite?)
  2. australian netflix… it has nothing (we tried to proxy but they keep blocking us lmao it’s so shit)
  3. satin/silk… the feeling of my nails catching on it makes my skin crawl
  4. how slow I draw
  5. obnoxious/rude people
  6. raw tomato… no thanks
  7. when I procrastinate. srsly the day goes by too fast
  8. jumpscares. They used to give me panic attacks lmao
  9. buying shoes. I’m really picky so it’s a headache.

Other Facts:

  • I caught chicken pox for the first time at 23
  • and I was really mad because I got ONE small pockmark and it’s on my face (above my eyebrow) and I tried so hard to not scratch my face in particular..
  • I’m left-handed
  • I get distracted easily
  • my only hobbies are drawing/gaming and they both take so much time, if I do one I get so absorbed I can’t do the other lmao
  • my current favourite song is ‘something just like this’ by the chainsmokers
  • I was obsessed with two songs and played them all the time while I was drawing a bunch of yoi stuff so now they remind me of yuuri and viktor whenever they play lmao
  • My yuuri song is ‘emotional-virtual riot remix’ by Flux pavillion, Max Koma
  • My Viktor song is ‘Adore’ by Amy Shark (who is an australian singer and this song is great so check it out if you want)

I’m going to tag some peeps so sorry if you’ve done this already lol @sneezehq, @toosicktoocare @usuallyclassytyrant @idiotbless @kushamisukida

  • me: i love australia because it has a really diverse population, strict gun control, near-perfect separation of church and state, a relative absence of political extremism, great memes, and beautiful natural wonders
  • also me: i hate australia because the government refuses to legalise gay marriage, our political system is highly unstable and every time we replace our leader it causes mass confusion, a coal mine is currently being planned practically on top of the great barrier reef, and any refugees who attempt to come here by boat are locked up indefinitely in offshore concentration camps with a total media blackout in place so no-one knows the extent of the human rights violations that are happening there
Star signs v Australian sayings

Cancer - maccas run

Pisces - howscarn mate?

Virgo - you right?

Capricorn - mad as a cut snake

Scorpio - fuckin oath

Taurus - chuck a yuey

Aquarius - all on ya pat malone

Leo - ploise ixplayn 

Gemini - look at muy kimmy 

Libra - stunned mullet

Aries - off like a prawn in the sun

Sagittarius - flat out like a lizard drinkin

the misogyny speech

my favourite thing ever in the history of this universe is the misogyny speech. i love it. i love it so much. 

for those who don’t know what the misogyny speech is: australia’s PM julia gillard was our first female prime minister and was bullied relentlessly throughout her career by sexist politicians saying that as a woman she was unfit to lead. and then. then. one day, julia gillard snapped.

the resulting three-minute speech, known simply as the ‘misogyny speech’ in australia, was possibly the most epic smackdown seen in australian political history, surpassed only by “i wanna do you slowly”. it was incredible. students memorised it and marched through the streets yelling it. a national australian choir arranged it as a five-harmony piece. even hillary clinton went out of her way to meet julia gillard and tell her how fucking awesome the misogyny speech was.

i, personally, have the misogyny speech memorised. because i live in tony abbott’s electorate, and my dream of dreams is to see him at the shops one day and follow him while yelling it.

the misogyny speech: as australian as vegemite.