straya!!!!!!!

sterlingkitten  asked:

Have you watched the video of the guy punching a kangaroo in the face to keep it from strangling his dog? (sorry if you get this question 2x, my internet crapped out when i clicked ask last time so I decided to try and send it again incase it didnt send the first time)

that man’s a fucking hero dude that roo could have fucked him up

Good Guy Greg saves his dog

anonymous asked:

Where the fuck do you live that someone would try selling their 10 year old daughter to you in a random parking lot?! What the actual fuck,

straya m8

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For any non-Aussies out there, Karl Stefanovic is a pretty beloved TV presenter on the morning show “Today”. He’s created many hilarious TV moments like eating the world’s hottest pie, losing his shit over grumpy cat, the conversation about the long stabby thing - and there was also that time where he told a bad pun Dalai Lama joke TO the Dalai Lama

Well today he revealed that (as a comment on sexism in the media) he has been wearing the same suit on air every day for a year with nobody noticing. He started doing it deliberately after seeing the backlash that his female co-hosts would constantly get over their appearances. 

“No one has noticed; no one gives a shit. But women, they wear the wrong colour and they get pulled up. They say the wrong thing and there’s thousands of tweets written about them. Women are judged much more harshly and keenly for what they do, what they say and what they wear… I’ve worn the same suit on air for a year - except for a couple of times because of circumstance - to make a point. I’m judged on my interviews, my appalling sense of humour - on how I do my job, basically. Whereas women are quite often judged on what they’re wearing on how their hair is.” -Karl Stefanovic

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1
  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament
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This was by far the most important thing that happened in Australia in the year 2000

Occasionally when some of our (usually elderly) distant UK relatives make plans to visit Australia they say things like “YEAH we’re gonna stay in Sydney for a few days and maybe take a drive out to Uluru (Ayer’s Rock) one afternoon

It’s kind of adorable but we have to burst their bubble before it gets too big by showing them these: